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Thanks,Rock,.....rainy days are roofers holidays,'cept I can't go fishin' or play golf.....all this self-structured time,I got nothin' to do and all day to do it....

You guys stop picking on Lenny....His nickname "hotair Hopkins" was brought on by his masterful use of the blow-dryer.....

Doulosman,yeah,I remember you,now....How you doin'?If I recall you weren't too keen on the snowball fights...That's because we usually waited til you had a big garbage bag in each hand before we'd pummel you from all sides w/ snowballs......

Only kidding,John....

Igotalotoutoftheclass......thanks.....now get out...

Oh,we loooove you,loooove you,loooove you,and we'll sing it once again.........(What the hell were the rest of the words?)

Geez,Buck,nobody says anything here for a week,then you and I post about the same time...Don't remember Pooter....

Doulosman,I remember those CB handles,well not all of them,but they worked out pretty well for HQ use....I'm trying to remember somebody else as big as Buddy....I beat him out in an eating contest once,...all 170 pounds of me...

Hello,Mr. Velerker and Miss Jonassis.

Go-od told Noah there's gonna be a flood-ie flood-ie......So,Tommy are we like those blind,maimed,halt,and withered people waiting for the moving of the water? I think I took a drug once that took me outside the heavens,but never a gal Sal....I coulda got any gal I pleased,...if I coulda only pleased just one......

Excie,what do you mean DOWN where you belong? Are we in hell or something? Are we the enchained spirits that Jesus witnessed to between his death and resurrection? Can we get reborn again?Is there a third hell like there is a third heaven and earth? Why do dogs have black lips?.........

Religious omelets........Well,we'd call them ouiji boards,hookie-pookism,...for ye know that by this craft we have our wealth.....Whaddaye have but a union meeting......

Excie,if he was single,or widowed,and he carried on like he did,would it have been any more excusable?....You raise an interesting point...Lost in all of VP's dicktatership,was his sacred vows w/ Mrs. W's. being repeatedly violated....She may have stuck with him because she was a product of her generation and religious heretige....

Tuttle,you are sooooo right.Polysyndeton is the figure of speech,"many ands"......Now I've got egg on my faith....Thank you for your loving reproof and erection.........

"You're on!" says the bartender....The parrot jumps off the man's shoulder and craps right on the bar....The bartender laughs hysterically and says "you fool,you just lost ten bucks!"....."Thatsh okay," says the man, " I jesht bet that guy at the end of the bar 50 bucksh that Polly would crap on yer bar,and all you'd do ish laugh about it."

Oh,yeah,I forgot about the parrot....She can't sing or dance,but she's very familiar in the "ways of the sons of man"....Her name is Polly-syndeton.......

Excie,the Victors were named after their fadda in the word,thus making them our step-brothers-in-the-word...New Horizons were our true bruthahs-in-the-word.....Tommy,you and your Greek words....What is dangtim wood in the Septuagent?

I tried to delete one of the above messages,cause it didn't show up til the next day,but it wouldn't do it...that's why they say basically the same thing.....

....And then the man says to the bartender,"that ain't no parrot,thatsh my wife!"......Tommy,the word takes the place of the absent Christon.......Oh Word of God incarnate.....Oh! wisdom from on high.....The church is one foundation,is Jesus Christ HER Lord?...SHE is His true creation,thru water and the word.....Ladies and gentlemen,that's a lie!....Yes,Tommy,I'd like for you to love me,cuz I love you,you betchyer life.....Did y

....And then the man says to the bartender,"thatsh no parrot,thatsh my wife!".....Tommy,the Word takes the place of the absent Christon....and I would like for you to love me,cuz I love you,you bet cher life.....Did you guys read Exc's thread on Rev. Nathan Wierwille? Now letsee,so,was he our second-cousin-twice-removed-in-the-Word? Interesting that his mother's and wife's maiden names were both Fledderjohann...Maybe in New Knoxville they really were their own grandpa.....The church is one foundation,..is Jesus Christ HER Lord?...SHE is His true creation,..through water and the Word....Ladies and gentlemen,that's a lie!.....

Buck,...Good story...Andy was that kind of guy....Iworked on those cabins the year before you got there....I loved being on way builders in-res......you actually got something done instead of doing busy work

I enjoy standing outside the Dallas airport and beholding the beautiful yellow rows of taxis......Hey,Nika,...so are you a month older or younger than me? I'm getting along swimmingly here in the semi-comatose state of Anozira...TommieT and I had a wonderful trip out here in a red truck so maany,maany years ago.....I'm sure we went LEAD together,or lightbearers,...or bless patrol,....or at least nodded off at corps night together....Glad to see Tommy's back,....thought he might have gone loa after ho-ho relo........

Just thought I'd check in....How's it going NotinPasadenaanymore? New Years eve,I had to drive five miles out of my way to get around the Fiesta bowl parade....I like seeing the blimps at night....

This may or may not be a 2+2=5 error,but I could be wrong.....When VPW teaches the four steps to the fall of man,the first step that he teaches is that Eve "responded by considering",or that,to even respond or consider what the serpent said was the first wrong thing she did...Yet,when Jesus was tempted of the devil,He certainly considered what the devil had to say,and responded to him....He,unlike Eve,didn't omit,add,or change a word,in his response to the tempter....I remember people often using the 1st step to the fall of man theory as a basis for not questioning anything taught to them by VPW & Co......

I think the idea of "practice sessions" for the manifestations was a little out there. With tongues,if WHAT I speak is God's business,why do I need to practice it and get fluent at it?....We also "practiced" interpretation and prophecy in the intermediate class,and "ministering" in the advanced class....Seems like God's will,or inspiration,or revelation would be clear enough to not need to practice carrying it out.......