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C'mon,Exinthecity,reunions aren't for word studies....Just read what's written....If it's wrong,I'll tell you.....See that word "him" in italics? Scratch it out...You leave it in there and it blows your whole Bible to smithereens....How about the Pope in Rome,when he speaks,Excathedra?...It's STILL private interpretation....

Tommyknocker......Aren't you talking about Judas Iscariat,who fell on his sword and was burst asunder(not to be confused with burst of thunder)and all his bowels gushed out?...Eeeewwww,gross.....Did you look up ....um in the Pe....ta text?

Tommy,wasn't Bar-Jesus the prisoner they released instead of Jesus of Nazereth? Or was that Jesus Barrabas? God,Jesus must have been a popular name back then....I wonder if there was a JesusZelotes.....

I thought it was spelled booger....You mean I've been wrong all these years?...Tough question....'s not something I run into everyday....

No,fellowshifter...I was talking about the herd of pigs that were feeding on the mountain and opened their mind up to devil spirits and thence were choked in the sea.... Hey good to hear from you again....you back in the states?

By the time we hit that Shakey-town,we had a thousand screaming trucks........ And eleven of them long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus... "Cuz we got a little convoy...Ain't she a beautiful sight.... ....Let them truckers roll,10-4.....

Dana King.....Is he like,driving a Winnebago,in the left lane,going 45 mph,with an AARP bumpersticker and a toy poodle in the front seat?......Hey,I wouldn't mind seeing Dana if he's passing thru Arizona....

Happy Flag Day,everybody!

Either or...

Exbiblereader....You're confusing Jesus' words with the manifestation of kissing in tongues....

Nika....To answer your question....no....When Jesus spoke with Peter about love and fish,he used the word phileo(not filet o')Nor did he use agape' which is translated love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation in the church....Your husband may stand agape at the sight of you kissing fishes,but not necessarily agape',that is,love of God,renewed mind,yadda,yadda....Btw,I used to catch a lot of coho salmon near the power plant where I grew up...We called it nuclear fishin'......

What do they say?...The worst day fishing is better than the best day witnessing....or something like that.....

Somebody has to be the nose hairs in the body of Christ,..or the big toe..... God be merciful to me a sinner,and save me for Jesus's sake.......

It is meet that we should make Mary,for this our brother was lost,and is found again.... Tommy,I haven't been to the Holy of Holies since the veil of the temple was rent to mark twain.....

Yeah,it has been quiet around here....Hey,I've noticed more and more cuss words on g'spot...I thought they were automatically screened out.....Ok,for our learning I'm going to try some bad words here to see what I have to screen myself,and what's automatically screened out..... Let's see,there's George Carlin's "****,....,****,****,cocksuck,....,and tits.... ****,dangting,dangter,dangted,shat,dangtim wood,Pedangta text,Lipdangz,the dangs,take a ****,give a ****,danghouse.... ****,....,....her ....,******,....,....off... Cummerbund,magna cum laude,summa cum loaded,cum in your pants...... Tits,teats,titties,titmouse,titwillow,Lake Titicaca,peTITion... Do you say his infected finger had pus like fluid or ***** fluid on it? Octopussy,*****-cat,pussywillow,*****-whipped.... Country,contempt,Mike Hunt,heretiC UNTil the end,B.L.T.C.U.N.T.(bacon,lettuce,tomato,cut-up,not toasted).... ***,*******,wipeass,why pass?,dumbass,dumb ***,dum bass,Assn.,harass,her ***..... Dick Cheney,Dick Sargent,Dick York,Dick Gozzinia,dick goes in ya.... Jackoff,jagoff,jerkoff,whackoff,Jack Mehoff... Ok,post now and see what happens....

Well,I don't know if I'd call this deliverence,but once we were having a study period,and I was hungry,bored,and supposed to be studying something Biblical...So for grins I read the Christian etiquette booklet....That evening we had a surprise Christian etiquette test and I was the only person out of the entire in-residence corps to ace the test....Now was that walking by the spirit,or what?....I got a free ice cream sundae from the snackshop for my effort.....

God,guns,guts,and Nika's brother made America bah-golly.... Geez,Tuttle's back and the croc hasn't even croaked yet... Where's fellowfisher? Is he still on that boat on Lake Titicaca?..... Anybody care to share a LEAD experience,..or a lightbearers experience,or a corps tuition miracle,or a Christian etiquette deliverence story,or a letter they want to read from one of their spiritual partners,or....are there any other announcements?....

Very insightful,Nika.....Now go to bed....it's almost 4:00 a.m. for gosh sakes.....

Thanks Rocky,but what I have written,I have written..... Nice poem Nika,.....So did that guy think marriage was a good thing or a bad thing?

Oops....I thought cuss words were bleeped out....And I don't know how to edit....

Rocky,.... Hotter than two dogs .... in hell.... Too hot for socks,but not for cookies,tho.... Enjoy custody of your daughter this summer.....

All right,that's enough chit-chat about Rocky.... Let's start talking about me or I'm going to delete my posts and pack up and leave like that guy on the political threads.....

OhShanta shakes....That's an affliction that befalls those of us who are suffering from speaking in tongues withdrawals.....

Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome....O'Shanta's Irish Rovers.... There were green alleeegators and loonged neck geese... Some ooompty bock comels and some cheempanzeeece Some cats and rats and elleephants,but sure as yer born.. Ye jest can't see no uneecorn....

Fingers crossed for you,Rocky...Hope your nephews(nieces?)are doing ok....Glad to know you know you're doing the right thing....