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  1. Mr. Strange,shouldn't we be doing 10,000 google searches so we can opine on the political threads?
  2. Do the didgerydoo,Roo, Do the didgerydoo... And they tanned his hide when he died,Clyde Tie me kangaroo down All together now...Tie me kangaroo down sport....
  3. He's got the who-o-ole world... In his hands,he's got the whole wide world... In his hands,he's got the who-o-ole world... In his hands,he's got the who-o-ole world in his ha-a-a-ands...
  4. God has no hands,but Tuttle's hands,with which to serve them bread.... He has no feet,but Tuttle's feet,with which to walk among the almost dead... We say that we are Tom's and he is ours... Deeds are the proof of this and not words,and these are the proving hours...
  5. Awww,what a wonderful household of Gawwwd we have....Thanks for the info gray-haired one....You are a learned man....((((((((Nika))...sorry,my right arm's a little sore.... Gosh,it's after midnight already....I'm breaking my WOW commitment..
  6. Nika,.............................................kindly point out the difference to me between a dot and a period...........................................................And don't call me cheap..................................................And I do NOT have epilepsy............................................ "Just be,and fear not...."
  7. Ohbehoove,what did you call me? Simon-sniffs-locust-bottoms?..... Ummmmm,excat....You left the second "d" out of "Wednesday"....It's blowing it on little details like that could ruin our whole ministry....I'm only pointing that out because I love you with the love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation in the household....Iron sharpeneth iron...
  8. Ohbehad,I'll reply to you the same way I answered a guy who yelled out his car window at me "Most people that you think are deaf are really just faking it!!"...I told him I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that..... Nika,my youngest boy started his freshman year in high school this past monday....It brought a tear to my eye and a lump to my throat watching my son that's a senior driving him off to high school...My,they grow up so fast...
  9. Oh my holy God,look what the cat drug in...Howyadoin' OhBwaveofwows?....I'm as messed up as Sophia's dog....My nose runs and my feet smell...
  10. Honey,I told you not to send mail to my office.... Yeah,where the hell is fellowshipper?...He must think it unprofitable to drop in and let us know he's alive....C'mon shipper,be kind to the people you meet on the way up,'cuz you're gonna meet the same people on the way down.... How's the two Tommies?...TuTuTu strange....
  11. Whooooaaaa.....what's with there being more pages and the pages being shorter....This place continues to blow my freakin' mind.....This is,like,the new dynamic church,man....It's like...like splittin' your twigs into a branch...but you got the same amount of people....This is like the first century greasespot in the twenty first.....It's like the rise and expansion of the Christian church....It's like...each one win one...Ummm,what else?...Oh,yeah,now you'll feel like a real chump if you start a thread and it doesn't make it to page two....
  12. Wasn't it Lorraina Bobbitt's hubby who proclaimed "Lord,re-member me when thou comest into thy kingdom"?
  13. I wouldn't mind living to be 200 as long as I could get it up'til I'm 190....But then again,that might be an awful lot of Viagra.....
  14. Nika,condolences to you and your family....It seems Grandma lived a life worth celebrating....Mortality can be a real bitch....
  15. I had something really profound to say,but now I can't get those damn chartreuse Converse hightops of Rocky's out of my mind's eye.... Let your lower headlights be burning,on a strange and distant shore... For a cold and lonely seaman...you may rescue,you may save...
  16. Rocky,I'm down the road from the V.A.....Give a shout when you're in the hood....I'm in the phonebook.... As for the Az. ROA,I didn't have to drive the dangtzenvagen,there were no flies,the food was great,and the theme was ...uhh....uhhh...,well there really was no theme....I must say,though,I was very disturbed by how everybody was blowing it on their Christian etiquette.....
  17. That was very nice,Nika...Feeling better,Rocky?...
  18. Had a fun time at the Az. ROA yesterday,although I missed not being able to work in the fly pavilion,blessing God's people who could not sleep at night,with TicBurgers and donkeydicks....At least I didn't have to quit my job to attend....
  19. The seed is "the good works of man" which we do to socially take care of everybody in our day and time.....The field is the "world"....The tares are the "unbelievers"...The enemy that destroyed them is the "devil"...Clahss.could you get it any plainer?
  20. It's 1:30 a.m.,my a/c is out 'til tomorrow,and it's currently 94 degrees in my house....Just so you know why I'm up typing like a zombie instead of sleeping like the rest of the Godly people...Maybe I'll work on getting a teaching together....
  21. Geez,Ex10,...you couldn't even edit your way out of that one....
  22. To hail with excie....Let's talk about me for a change..... You show me a prostitute with a PH.D and I'll show you a f**king know-it-all...Sorry,just stealing one of the topics from upstairs....
  23. So what would you change about the way int. inc.? I'd lift the two drink minimum--I mean limit...I'd make witnessing optional...And I'd let everybody be president for one day....And all the way corps would have baseball season tickets and attendance would be mandatory...Also anybody that wanted to could borrow the motorcoach...Oh,and the ROA would be catered....
  24. It's nice being on a new page 'cuz I do't have to reread all that baloney you guys type before I find the reply square....All right,I'm kidding,but maybe we need to work on rebuilding the Word in our lives,or something.... I mean,geez,Stranger keeps hearing voices and looking behind curtains,Nika is in love with Randy Ginn and his dog,Tonic,Rocky and the Diamondbacks,T Jenks would call that "idultry",Tuttle,can you really count on him? He must have other 9th corps threads to attend to....I won't get started on excathedra,and where the hell is fellowditcher? Maybe we should work the listening with a purpose questions....How many would you say were crucified with the Lord Jesus? What deefrence does it make,it's the cross in the middle that really counts,right?....Oh,just forget it....
  25. simonzelotes

    ILLINOIS

    I was in state outreach in Aurora in '74....PALF,Waukegan '72....South suburbs '82-'84....Visit every summer from Az....Old ROA habit I guess...JJ,we're only about 15 miles apart....
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