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TommyT,...I wish I were the man you used to be....No-wait,I wish you knew the man I want to be....Or-no,..I wish I knew the man I were to be...Whatever....We're not supposed to wish anyway,are we?...We're supposed to pray and believe....If I could change anything about myself,I wouldn't smoke,and I'd stay up later...And.....Which end will I get my reward in?

If VPW drove a Yugo,would we say "Wierwille Yugo"? Who was John's Munnerlyn-law?...Care for a jawbreaker,Miss Hawbaker?...Wasn't it wierd thet we had a Doug and Linda Esmon in the 9th corps and there was a Doug and Linda Emmons in the 7th corps?...How shall we know who get's credit for the 20,000th view on this thread?...How come we never studied the book of Philemon in the way corps?..What am I still doing up?

Okay,.. Dan Church and Tricia Byrne establish a law firm...Shortly,they invite Jonathon Cox,Rebecca Baldi,and Coleen Short to be partners...Then they team up with Lynn Harden and Carlos Araoz to form the largest law firm in the state...After much dicussion they decide to name their firm "Araoz & Harden,Short,Baldi,Cox,&'Byrne 'n Church"....

Eduardo and Ann Noto should have married....Then she could have intro'd herself as "Hi,I'm Ann Noto-DiNoto"...

I just wanted to be the 2000th reply....

Nuthin' could be sweeter than to have her pull your p---- in the mornin'.....

Oh.I love the Lord and all my breth-er-en....Good morning boys 'n girls...and how are your anginas today?

Greetings and God's richest abundant blessings to you wonderful 9th corps saints in the powerful name of our dear brother and Godly Lord,Jesus Christ,whom Victor Paul preacheth...I've just returned from the Legion coordinators meetings and we're planning some wonderful things here in the southwest that I'd like to share with you for your spiritual enrichment and enjoyment.... First,we're planning some witnessing weekends where our Spanish-speaking saints hang out at the southern border and hand out drinking water and PALF cards to our newly arriving brethren from Mexico...We're calling these weekends "Each one win Juan"... For our wonderful saints that are behind bars we have an exciting erectional outreach program that will hopefully stiffen the penile system,and provide joy to those who are "doing all nine while serving time"....The theme for this year's program is "May the Good Guard lock and keep you".... We mustn't forget our youth,and we're planning several teen advances with groovy Christian music...I can't wait to lead them in "I'm Gonna Carry My Bible to School"...These kids our are future,and when I get old,I would much rather my life be in the hands of our American Christian youth than youth in Asia....The theme for our teen advances will be "Mom,Dad,can we use the car to go witnessing?" And also(Bullinger),the aging 7th corps is planning a 25th year reunion in Las Vegas....Lest the 7th corps men show up ill-equipped for such a love fest,we're offering Christian Family and Sex and Viagara classes....These are going to be laid back,informal,take your shoes off,and get honest about sex weekends....The theme will be "Let's get something straight between us"...I hope all the 7th corps men can come.... In His Service.... blah-blah

Nika,you're right,getting on with life will not be easy...You will hurt and it's ok to hurt...Don't be afraid to chuckle once in a while either....Peace....

Goathead my a$$...it is hard for me to kick against the pricks... Geez...I can hop on a senior bus and get there in five hours,and they'll even give me 5 dollars worth of nickels at Binion's Horseshoe casino.... Better yet,I'll drive...That way if any of you single 7th corps wish to tie the knot,I'll drive you to the Weekirk O'er the Heather wedding chapel....I'll even bring along the 9th corpse entourage to be witnesses and rice-throwers....

NIKA,...I hurt for you,your family,and especially your mother...You've expressed here what a great man your father was,and I hope God gives you and your family needed comfort at this difficult time...While we all expect that we will outlive our parents,it doesn't make the time any less sorrowful when one of our parents passes on...Thank God we have memories...I,for one,appreciate you informing us here of your loss...May God bless....

Thank you for understanding...

"When a wayman loves a Mary Waymannen....

Wouldn't it be sumthin' if we could all fly and had foreknowledge after we got the holy spirit?

I remember going camping with a 9th corps brother years ago...After a couple of days I got tired of sitting around the campfire,drinking beer and listening to his boring stories....So I sent him into town to bring back something for us to do...He came back with a box of Tampons...I asked him what he brought those for....He said "Look at the back of the box,we could go swimming,hiking,horseback riding..."

Alfalfa,fortunately for you,the car looks great in the pic,but you didn't come out clear enough for me to make fun of you...Shucks,maybe I oughter get rid of my Omega....

Hey,Tuttle,wouldn't it be sumthin'if God told us he'd teach us the Word like it hadn't been taught since the first century if we would teach it to young swimsuit models? Stranger,I remember that picnic the first week in res. at that lake...We had a baseball game and you were the 1st baseman on my team....I had a pretty good arm then,and I remember throwing a stinger in your glove... My daughter wants to give me one of her kittens and I'm not very fond of cats....I guess I don't see the profit in having a cat...

Uhhh,yeah Ginger,...If you divided your post into two you'd have two long posts.... Really though,a lot of good thoughts...

I don't mind the sicxkckh cork trying to kick us off the top spot,but the 22nd corpse???? Geez,I probably taught some of those kids "The B-I-B-L-E...yes that's the book for meeee....I stand upon,the Word of God,the B-I-B-L-E...Bible!" back when they were in children's fellowship....

Uhhh,...what's TWI?

Jesus,don't any of you people around here have jobs?...Or maybe you guys post at work....I suppose that's ok as long as you're getting paid for it....I guess us 9th corps have elder corpse like Igotcorona to thank for teaching us the corpse work program,....namely,how to get four hours of work done in an eight hour day....

Hey,Tuttle just told me something about having pee running down my pant leg....

Right now,I'm just looking for keys to unlock my truck and get my a$$ to work....

That's right,one hand washes the other hand,and both hands wash the face,or something like that...Fellowlithper,good your back in the household....

How'd you get 'em into the back seat when-....oh forget it,my mind's wanderin'