simonzelotes

Don't let your field lay fallow,Fellow....I hope you've been reading some good books on the benefits of abstainance...Don't do anything you'll regret or feel guilty about later...Remember,God is omnipresent and He's always watching...What you and your Aussie fiancee do when you're together is nobody's business but your's,God's and the rest of us here at the 9th corpse cultfe....

I'm glad it's finally the 6th...Thanks for you're good wishes.... I think 'Sheila' is a song by Buddy Holly,OhBe1kenohbe.... No code going on here,I just want to pester fellowsmoocher when he has any ideas of getting intimate with his Aussie Lassie....

Muchos Gracias...Hey,Tuttle,wouldn't it be sumpthin' if you sent me a cake and Rosalee jumped out wearing a bikini?....

Do you come from a land down under?... Women glow and men thunder.... Can you hear,can you hear the thunder?Yeeaah.. Shipper,...I'm gonna call you,like,seven times a day for the next month and a half...I've got a lot on my heart...

.....Aaaaaand speaking of turkeys,it's good to hear from our two toms again.....

Hey.Rocko don't you feel just a little bit slighted that nobody here threw us a party,or even gave us kind words of acknowledgement,when you and I achieved Holy Grail status?

Dot,...he probably would....That E.T.'s head looks like a turkey's a$$....

Forget it,I figured it out....

Must be called the Doggy Dew Drop Inn....At least Gizmo waited 'til the toilet was flushed before he drank out of it....Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat that got ....ed off?...I'll be glad when Halloween is over and I don't have to deal with these damn blinking ghouls....

Hey,I accidentally double posted and when I tried to delete the second one it said this forum does not allow deleted messages...What's up with that?...

Awwww,seeing excie's new chair reminds me of my recently deceased dog,Gizmo,and his favorite drinking establishment....

Igottrout,...Dees eez Katahr...you know damn right what am I talking about...You're daughter,she kick my dog...I calling my lawyer and he will rush you....

I have now made my triumphant return from Jubbulpoor where I attended the annual Jain convention....And incidentally,I was the first foreigner allowed to speak there....No Mary Jane was previously allowed...I prayed for all their arms,but they did not believe in my Jesus....As I was getting on my train one man with a withered hand asked me to pray to the Lord for him and to make his one hand as his other...I prayed for him and as the train pulled out of the depot he left with two withered hands...After I healed that man I returned home and cured a ham....

Lotta things go through the heart and life of a man....Why,there was a time in my life when I didn't believe the words "9th" and "corps" at the top of this thread...I remember thinking if we'd ever make it to 50 replies I would dedicate my life to the integrity and accuracy of this thread in our day and in our time... And when Rev.Tuttle opened his heart like the sunflower to the sun,well,he..uh...ahem,...you make me cry,son... By the way,who's this godspirate??I'm a little leary of someone who doesn't capitalize God...When god is not capitalized it looks like the "god of this world",...Satan,splitfoot,the Devil,the Deciever,Beelzebub,Lucifer,the Adversary,Needledick,Baal,and,well,you get the idea...So....godspirate,....we adjure you by Jesus whom Victor Paul preacheth...come out and shew thyself....Oh...and hello to the rest of you.....

Hi,everybody...Had a great time hanging out at Wrigleyville the last couple of days....I hate baseball....Stupid game....

God is not the God of the dead,but of the Cubs... Precious in the sight of the Lord is the death of the Cubs...You know why?...The word precious is "costly"...If you or I lose it costs God nothing...But if the Cubs lose to the marlins it would cost God.... I am the God of Abraham and of Isaac and of Sammy Sosa... Will you pray for Kerry Wood's right arm-but I don't believe in your Jesus... I thought Rambler quit making the Marlins years ago... (((((TomTuttle)))))....(((((Doug McMullan)))))....(((((John Linder)))))...

(((((Chicago Cubs))))).....(((((Sammy Sosa)))))....(((((Mark Prior)))))....(((((Wrigley Field)))))....Oh,yeah....((((((all you folks)))))too....

B-b-b-b-ig deal,Ohb-b-b-b-ehave.... Is that how you spell shar pei?

You guys are already killin' me this morning.... The interpretation of the dream thereof is this....We will all be required to go in-residence in Family Corps LCMIXVIII....While TomTuttle is leading Exca's son in "the Lord knows the way thru the wilderness"...Loy looks in on them,...at which time Exca's son glares at Loy and says "I want your job"....Horrified,Tuttle and Rocky pack there things and sneak out at night...Loy purges the way corps of all males under 5' 6"....It's now becoming fuzzy....Wait-...A real ugly woman is putting a toilet seat liner around my neck as if it were a lei....Something about Mickey Mantle....

Nika...She's got a good head on her shoulders....She called to give me a good laugh....said it stirred up some childhood memories of children's fellowships....I think she's more concerned with taking in the tanned hulks....and the sandwiches by the seashore....

OOZ by Gorsh(Ohmygodgosh)my daughter just called me from the beach in San Diego and said she just went by a way tent and meeting and 'Jesus is Lord' signs....I told her to go back and get names....then decided it would be better to leave her out of harm's way and she better keep moving...

Excie....crammit.... [This message was not edited yadda yadda]

Cool....that's the first time I successfully edited a message.... [This message was not edited by simonzelotes on whatever day and time this is.]

I woke up this morning to a beautiful Phoenix sunrise,and as I strolled out the grounds to gather my Sunday paper,I saw that every tree and shrub in my front yard was toilet papered top to bottom....This obviously is the work of the messenger of Satan,sent to buffet me,lest I be exalted above measure for the immense work of the ministry coming forth out of my house....I'm sure my teenage son is totally blameless for this cowardly act of spiritual terrorism....In fact,I'll let him sleep in,but I do need volunteers-...no wait-...if you're in the way corps you're already a volunteer-....Miss Vickles and you Yunior corpses here,please report to my front yard with work gloves,Bibles,yard tools and water bottles and arrive expecting to be more blessed than you already are.... [This message was edited by simonzelotes on October 05, 2003 at 11:52.]

I read alfakats parade idea with the giant trustee heads....You're a disturbed dude,alfakat...I thought of that movie about those surfer bank robbers that wore rubber masks of ex presidents when they committed their robberies....It would be kind of cool if at one of these corpse reunions everybody wore rubber masks of Vp,Harry,and Ermal....The women could wear one of Rosalee...