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I am an inmate for the county.... Drivin' drunk on the main road....

Hey! Wow!...I just figgered out how to do italics....Remember,those words were not in the originals...

One could only name their son that after coitus interruptus...

Boosums!!! Where???

It's knowin' that your door is always open and your path is free to walk... And walkin's what I'll be doin'when my drivin' priveleges are gone... And it's knowin' I'm now shackled,waitin' on bail bonds and fingerprints that have dried upon some line... That keeps you in the back roads by the rivers of my memory... That keeps you ever gentle on my mind... I dip my cup of soup back from a gurglin' cracklin' cauldron in the jailhouse... My beard a rustlin' coal pile and a number sewn across my back... Through cupped hands,sittin' on a tin can I pretend to hold you to my breast and find... That you're waitin' from the back roads by the rivers of my memory... Ever smilin',ever gentle on my mind...

"Mr.Nightlinger,for supper tonight I'd like beans and cabbage,...with a chunk of fatback in pepper sauce...and make some gravy out of the grease"....John Wayne,to the camp cook doling out medicine to young,hungover cowboys in "the Cowboys"...

Too much googlin' goin' on there....I like it here better 'cuz I don't have to back up my opinions with ridiculous things like data,facts,stats,quotes,sources,and other inane related documentation...

Welcome back,snowcone man...

"If you need to shoot,shoot,don't talk"...Eli Wallach in 'The Good the Bad and the Ugly'... "Best thing for her,really.Her therapy was going nowhere."...Hannibal Lecter discussing a murdered client....

Jardinero,thou art careful and troubled about many things...You reap not because ye sow not...Ye have not because ye ask not...Ask,and ye shall recieve...Knock,and it shall be opened unto you...Give and it shall be given unto you...Good measure,pressed down,shaken together and running over shall men cleave unto your boo-sum...

Simon in the midst....Midst,schmidst...Paul and Jim Schmidst.... Well,I'm off to beautiful Sedona for some hot teaching,prayer,fellowshipping,and a lot of sex and dope...Oops,how did that get in there?...Oh,I was thinking of Claudette talking in the ROA '72 film about how her parents thought the ministry was a lot of sex and dope...Funny,some parents were on the ball in those days...

Yeah,you're probably right,Rock... Hey,not to change the subject,(what is the subject around here,anyway?)but you look the same as you did when you were in the way corpse...I don't remember the reading specs,though...

Were the Firyn girls twins?...They didn't look too much alike....Neither one would give me the time of day....Probably a couple of lesbians...The more I think about it,I think all the gals in our corps were probably lesbians...

I believe he's checking his George M. Llama Shbkthani Bible for the phrase 'de-rech b'nai eve...

With stammering lips and divers masks will she speak unto this people....

What,Jardinero,...you think we could just turn it on and off like a faucet,..or a light switch,...or a cow's teat?...(Ask Fellershipper about those)..I mean,...if you have a day without sex are you equally demanding?...What happened to 'getting in the mood',or spontanaity,or inspiration,or foreplay,or "sex starting at the breakfast table"...Perhaps some of us here have a headache...Have you checked a calender?...Maybe it's that time of the month...We might have bad (writer's)cramps...Is that all you think about?...It seems you come here with just one thing on your mind...You probably read our thread and then turn over and fall right to sleep...What about our feelings?...It's like we don't even exist until you decide you need to "get your needs met"...Sorry for the nouthetic confrontation honey,but it's only because we love you with the love of God in the renewed mind in manifestation in the church....

Can I please have some cream with my steaming cup of shut the .... up?...Thank you and Gawd bless...

...And the stars look very different toda-ay... ...I'm here,and I'm floating in a tin-can... ...Far,far awaaaaayyy... Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do....

No Rev. Tuttle,you're confusing Sceva the Jew with Jimmy the Greek....Michael was a real freek....part French and part Greek....

Letsee....The only ones I can think of are Legion,Leviathon,and the five-star general that inhabited the guy in the book of Acts who beat up on the seven sons of Sceva,a Jew,so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded...

Touch falls into the category of gifts of feelings...Kinda like my college fraternity,I Phelta Thi...

....And God saw that it was good...And the evening and the morning were the sixth day...And God said it is good for a man not to touch Rev.Tuttle...

Hey...Shipper....How's the little woman?... Don't mind Karmic....That's how all us Zonies greet eachother...'cept Rocky's worse...

Karmic.....You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Alright,alright,...Not to be a sourpuss,but would y'all mind doin' your (((((insert name here)))))upstairs?...It's gettin' a little sappy around here...We're trying to run a good clean thread....