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Tuttle, That was way too damn funny!....You forgot to mention that Wierwille started teaching Romans that year in September and by the time Ho-Ho relo rolled around made it all the way to Romans 1:2

God hath no form or comeliness,subsequently no ha-h-homeliness either... God has no bread but our bread with which to serve their hands...

Linda, 'Twas my pleasure...Glad you didn't say anything about the road rage.... It's all a matter of walking in fellowship,one with the Father,and having our spiritual antennae on,so when He calls...I will answer,...when He calls for me,I will he-e-ear...or when the phone rings,...I'll be somewhere listening for my name,...or home,at least,...unlike a certain poster here,...who shall remain nameless....

Uhhhh,Linda, Bishop O'Brien and I are conducting a Youth Advance this weekend as part of our community service hours,but I'm sure he'll let me break away for a spell....

Fellowwhipper, ....We're so glad that you were born 'cuz if you were not here.....Blah-blah----You the man!

....And of course,we can always find a verse of scripture,you know,where it says "sir,if you don't mind we'd gladly pluck out our eyeballs and give 'em to you".... But the classic one,was when we-,my family and I were in Canada one Sunday morning....

Wherefore hast thou smitten me these three times?.... Am I not thine a$$?.... It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks... What would you say a prick in the flesh is,or a thorn in the side is? Who beats people,people?...It would have to be something like you or I would call a black snake....And we'll find out in our next session that's exactly what it is.......

I hope the guy wasn't a fruit-...,I mean,...my fruit,...you know,...somebody I got into the class..... Tuttle,....come over into Macedonia at the 9th corpse tread and help us

See you all at the Root Beauuuuutiful Ohio la-la-la-di-dah.....

....and after the jailor snuffed out his camel,he asked "Sirs,what must I do to be saved?"......

Yeah....something like that... I just saw a horserace on tv,and the guy calling the race was having a tough time with the one that came in second,a horse by the name of Hoof Hearted.....

ISTW, Perhaps it's more like filled to overflowing....All part of the receive,retain,release principles as per PAFL....

ISTW, Damn straight! But you are allowed to every so often lift up one butt cheek and let out a little compressed air,just like with tupperware....

Pirate,I remember that ordeal with Howard but if I recall,they never knew what his actual affliction was...His "miracle" was the subject of a way mag article circa '72 or'73....

Right,excie...I hope you had it done by 5:50,after all that's "corps time".... Whenever you're having opportunities with the "old man,sin-natured" excathedra warring against the "new" excathedra,the REAL excathedra,with Christ in you,you have to ask yourself "what would Rev. zelotes do?"...After all,even tho one of the Twelve,he's only mentioned once or twice in the whole Bible...That's because his walk glorified God... I like to ask myself,"Is this profitable?"...."Is this best?"..."Am I milking the moment?"...."Am I living in day-tight compartments?"...."Am I living like He's coming back today?"...'Cuz when He comes back He's coming back as Lord God Almighty,...and He's gonna knock some earballs together and shake some heads!

....Yeah,but then he'll turn and make you laugh your a$$ off... Turn to the book of Obadiah... ... ... .... ... ... .... ...Sometimes this India paper gets awful thin in these classes on power for abundant leaving...Especially when I tell my young people to turn to the Gospel of John and they're looking waaaay back here in the book of Lamentations....Sometimes,to keep my young people awake I ask them 'Why did Noah sit on the deck?'Uhhhh,oops....Glad I don't get paid for my stow-ries...Ok,...back to your household responsibilities....

Good morning,Ex....Don't you have some chores to do?

Thanks for passing along the info,Nika... My condolences to Dana.... Tom,I believe all posts in the Memorandum thread go through a moderation process to ensure respectfulness... Oh,and Tom,I read in the paper this morning that there's some pessimism in the Cubs camp that Prior may miss the entire season,but nobody is saying for sure....

Well,thanks to Rocketman(who,btw,sends his love,greetings,and his earnest desire that you DON'T vote for GWB),my taxes are done and I don't have to wait in line at the midnight post office to get them sent in on time....Now I just gotta figure out how to keep the check from bouncing when it gets there.... I owe,...I owe It's off to work I go...

Jesus said I should... Paul said I could.... So speaking in tongues is very,very good..

Ammo,Amos,& Andy

Go,stand,speak.... Rollover,sit,play dead....

Doctrine,reproof and erection....

If we donated ten dollars or more we could all be Friends of Andersen Library... Ohhhh,I got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases My blues away And I'm doin' ok Ohhhh,I'm not big on social graces Think I'll head on down to the oasis Where I got friends In low places

Gone to young girls,everyone.... Went w/ R**ky today to get his new tat....It's posted on the picture forum....