RottieGrrrl

WhiteDove lol. ;)--> Wayfer Not. (doing my Elaine from Seinfeld impression) Get OUTTA HERE! He tried to teach women how to masturbate? LOLOLOL. What would that old fart know about that? And yeah, I mean, if he said that was the original sin.. I mean..OH sigh. I think I have to go to bed. They're hand always found the way to that part of the body. unbelievable. Good night greasespot til tomorrow. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

I swear parents must have secret meetings on these things they say to kids. I got the same thing and answered back the same thing too. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

The mirror thing with Dotsie I think it was a joke her friend did for a giggle. I took it seriously too at first. Now may I please ask What the hell does "drink your coffee children in India are sleeping" mean? ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

exousia: Smooch back atcha. WhiteDove, I know what you mean I really do. I also agree he did it poorly. Dots: lol, I was thinking the same thing. And I agree, it really should have been seperate male/female classes, but considering the content it still sounded like some of it would have been patronizing and offensive as hell. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Someone hand you a mirror. OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWD. WWS. Why are you deleting your messages? Come on! no fair! Besides, the one about the apple butter wasn't bad, especially considering some of the stuff on this thread! ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

exous: Just read your post. We posted at the same time. Thanks for sharing sweetie. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Hey WhiteDove thanks for sharing that. Appreicate it. There is some good stuff it seemed in the class, though some does sound a bit dated. I will say that thing about the wife being an angel in the kitchen and devil in the bedroom to ME is more than inapporpriate though. For one thing, Not every woman enjoys the kitchen. Some men like it better in fact. For ANOTHER thing, I don't like the fact that a supposedly mature minister would refer to a woman enjoying sex in the bedroom as being a "DEVIL in the bedroom." Not even in jest. Uh uh. Sex, and yes GOOD sex, hell, GREAT sex, is from God. He invented it. Why the hell would a supposedly intelligent MINISTER give the credit to the devil and then compare a woman to it? Totally immature and ignorant. You would THINK he would have known better to say a dumb thing like that even if it was a popular metaphor of his time. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound... [This message was edited by RottieGrrrl on September 19, 2003 at 18:57.]

Well now that's my problem with understanding this. There are so many sexual innuendoes in this class. Saying that the original sin wasn't the apple but the pair on the ground, could be a clever (er..sort of) reference to Adam and Eve being the pair that screwed up. However, you saying that the uterus as the pear is more on line of what I was looking for since there is supposed to be such "Deeeeeeeep" meaning in this class. sigh. Now I have to figure out apple butter references? sigh. ...It's hard to be humble when you own a rottweiler... ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

apple pear...apple, pair..er....apple...pear...um...apple...pear...PEACH? WHAAAAT???? I DON'T GET IT!!!!!!!!!!! ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Beautiful dog Dots. "the pair on the ground?" hmmm. I still don't get it. Pear? huh? pair? Adam and Eve? Are they the pair on the ground? ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Dot. ROTFLMAO! You came by just in time. I was really po'd at the comment the ole man and cronies like him made about women. How sexually immature can you get? And your right about a bunch of horny old men teaching young adults about sex. Hey, that offshoot I used to go to ran a class like that not long ago, and they're all middle aged wayfers there. What the hell do THEY need to know by now? Nothing they can't get better info from a cheap video I'm sure. But I'm still sicking 3 more on these old geezers liver spotted a$$es. grrrrr ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound... [This message was edited by RottieGrrrl on September 19, 2003 at 16:57.]

Here it is. Stupid ole ugly Weirwille for saying that. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

OKAY HERE'S MY DAMN BEEF. Why does a woman who enjoys sex have to be compared to a whore, or a devil? What is so Un freaking Godly about a woman who is enjoying sex with her partner? I HATE THAT PHRASE. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Where's my pic of my mean rottie? ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Not to go on a choo choo but it just doesn't make a helluva lot of sense. Simple disobedience to God is what the original sin was about. What does masturbation have to do with anything? Did God say "thou shalt not play with thyself?" I just don't get how that could even come up. Well thanks for enlightening me Zix. All I can say is I sure hope none of these offshoots are still teaching that stupid stuff. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Thanks for sharing that Ken. When you said" if a man was to receive such adoration from a woman, he must be doing something to deserve it." I think you won the hearts of women everywhere. Very interesting how some of you guys are bringing up the subltle references that put women in a patronizingly subservient position to men. Like I said I noticed this in the teachings towards women in the offshoot I was attending (very subtle) and I once again I see where this mentality started from. Supposedly these teachings are to "bless the woman" but some of it seems like it's really nothing more than a twisted agenda meant to manipulate and control. Veeeeery interesting. ...It's hard to be humble when you own a rottweiler... ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Good point George. I would think this class would be a bit much to handle for some. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

ROTFL. I was wondering when you were going to chime in Steve! ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

PS I didn't want to add this but, The egg in the Hole recipe is actually supposed to have a real HOLE cut in the middle of the bread. I just indent mine. I guess I prefer mine with the maidenhead intact. Ducking.... ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

WhiteDove gotcha again. Check response. insurgent interesting. See this is the problem of having "Bible in your Bedroom" classes. Sex is really a private thing for most couples. Well duh. Gee rottie that was insightful. What I mean is I guess I can see some good in having classes like this, as long as it's done with BOTH sexes mutual satisfaction in mind, but for some people getting that personal would come off as intrusion into their private lives. And I have no doubt that others would think "Who the hell is this a$$hole telling me how to have sex?" Personally I would think I could learn better moves from watching 2 dogs mate. But that's just me. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

diaz. Good point,as usual, about the adultery and fornication thing should have been taught and all. You mean they didn't cover that at ALL in that class? Come on, I automatically thought that's what the class should have been about. WhiteDove: gotcha, wrote ya back ;)--> Trefor: YEAH, it SEEMS like they could have left the "family" part out alright! Matilda, hee hee hee. ;)--> ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Thanks for being direct Pirate. Hmm, sounds a bit acrobatic. I'm surprised he didn't get into a gravity boots demonstration. Eggs in the Hole: Grease up a frying pan, let the butter melt and get hot. Put in a piece of bread, make indentation in the middle of bread with spoon. Crack egg into "hole" of bread. Let bottom get brown, flip over, do other side to your liking. (I like mine runny) Eat. So the egg is cooked right into the bread. Yummy. Haven't had it for ages til this morning. Back to the sex! ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

HEY! I'm sitting here eating "eggs in the hole." I swear to God. This thread must have inspired me. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Pirate you just made me spew my coffee over my screen. :)--> Now I need an answer to the other question. ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Well thanks for being honest fortunate! ;)--> BTW Goey excellent post about the subtle teachings of TWI. I noticed that a few years ago with this offshoot I was attending. When they did a teaching "for women" it was patronizing as hell, at best. But it was also very subtle how they did it. Anyway, back to the sex! ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...

Okay, what does "taking the dirt road" mean? And WHAT POSITION are you guys talking about? Dying to know ...Ain't no grave, gonna hold this body down..when I hear that trumpet sound...