Comedian Paul Rodriguez, re: Gilligan's Island:
"What's wrong with Gilligan AND the skipper?
Why has no 1 nailed Maryanne yet?
If there was a chicano on that island, we
would have overpopulated it...
'yeah, Mary Ann! Yeah, Ginger!..
what the heck-bring Mrs Howell over...'
and this professor can make a radio out of
a coconut, but can't get their *** off the
island...."