WordWolf

Then I'll keep quoting until something becomes clearer. "I lost a bet." "If I leave town, the town leaves with me." "Hiya Doc. What's cookin'?" "Y'know, I had some trouble getting through. Where's Captain Picard?" "He's on ice." "Pardon?" "He's being grilled." "What is he, a fish?" ""Helm, take us out of orbit. And Mr. La Forge?" "Yes sir?" "Step on it."

Gee, lcm and vpw were "do as I say, not as I do" types, aka, hypocrites. Can you imagine? The shock..... In 20/20 hindsight, it's blindingly obvious..... Scary how we missed it the first time....

I used a Large-Print, and fit entire words in rather than letters, so I didn't have that problem. I still needed to remember Greek or whatever.

I still love the vision that O'Brien and Bashir have while enduring torture on the Path to Kal-Hyah, which they thought was going to resemble a human bachelor party. "I can see it...I'm going to kill Worf." *both chanting* "Kill Worf...kill Worf..." ======= Ok, different episode. "I lost a bet." "If I leave town, the town leaves with me."

It is that kind of humour, often. However, a different set of siblings was involved...sorta....

So, you're not going to embrace this concept, just because it flatters you? Well, that kills THAT idea...

I think my favourite was when he tried to get everyone to believe Genesis 3 referred to his lesbian fixation. He fast-talked through a lot of words trying to justify his position, then, when everyone sat there stunned, trying to figure out if he'd been smoking some primo weed to come up with that, he offered his summation: "Don't see it? Too bad. *laughs* I do." Which was a nice summary of his policies overall. So long as HE saw it that way, didn't matter what EVERYBODY else saw. "Too bad." His answered were embraced no matter how ludicrous, his policies were enacted no matter how asinine.

You just described the lcm regime- both in doctrine and policy. Ill-considered emotional outbursts became doctrines and policy. That's how they got "weakness always brings down strength", "no debt, not even for a house or car", "all corps are to go fulltime and quit their jobs", "no pets", etc. etc. Even PENS AND PENCILS couldn't be given. Mind you, the corps were being paid subsistence wages in many cases, and subject to moving without notice, and forced to hunt for a living wage when the corps was taken OFF fulltime not long after they were forced to quit their jobs, so sometimes, Christians saw a brother suffering and wanted to do a little something to alleviate it- but twi MANDATED this was not allowed under any circumstance. And all the people likely to just disregard senseless rules had either left already or been driven out already.... Wouldn't surprise me. He ALWAYS sought to put HIMSELF in the middle of EVERYTHING. He was the star in AOS, he appeared in High Country Caravan, he'd go onstage when Acts 29 and other groups were singing, etc. etc. The most dangerous place to be in twi was between lcm and the limelight.

If one really wants to go beyond all the crippling deficiencies inflicted on them as a result of the crippling deficiencies vpw taught (as a result of his own crippling deficiences), then one must put aside twi/vpw mode, and learn things in patterns vpw never saw, in fashions vpw never used, using tools vpw never did, from people and places that never heard of vpw. At the very least, one needs to put them aside for a time. On the other hand, if one wishes to remain hobbled by wrong twi thinking and wrong twi teaching, by all means, one should cling closely to vpw/twi doctrine, books, methodology.... Which, BTW, can be done BADLY by using ONLY twi methods,or can be done EFFECTIVELY by using the entire spectrum of Christian tools and not just the twi crayon. He said those words on a number of occassions. However, if you search, you'd BETTER end with a conclusion that agrees with vpw, or you'd BETTER keep it to yourself. vpw NEVER tolerated the slightest deviations from his doctrines, ESPECIALLY face-to-face. So, I'd say he CLAIMED he wanted us to do this, but actually wanted us to ENDORSE him in any searches we did. That's why the methodology always stuck close to what he taught, "his" books, etc. After being taught specific limitations were the key to ALL knowledge, and discovering thata lot of the doctrine was arranged to facilitiate criminal conspiracies, it is eminently logical to question just how well one believes anything vpw taught, or that they know what the Scriptures really say after all. Therefore, the idea that someone would say "I'm confident that the Bible is completely true, and that I truly understand it, but I'm trashing it because my teacher was the lowest form of whale blubber in the ocean depths" is rather silly, and a scenario manufactured by Oldiesman so he has something to distinctly condemn. This is also known as the "Strawman." Ok, I'll agree. If we should ever find a human being who said "I believe that the Bible is Truth, and I believe I understand the true doctrines contained in it, and those doctrines are congruent in ALL RESPECTS with what vpw taught in twi, but I'm discarding it all ANYWAY because vpw was a wiggly worm", then we should say that person is using "victim entitlement." Signal me if you ever find such a person. I'll dust them off and check for straw. I don't either.Then again, only you were even suggesting that position. Of course, if one doesn't make a REAL investigation, how does one know if it's God's Will that one remain ensorcelled by vpw worship, as opposed to freeing their understanding for all the OTHER things God wished to show them, and to enlighten their eyes with, but they're too busy shutting their eyes and huddling around the collaterals to see it? If one NEVER puts it all down to look OUTSIDE the groupthink and partyline of twi, one will NEVER know which is which. They certainly can't claim they've "tested" their doctrine and it's held up to anything resembling a "fair" test. That, of course, means when a REAL crisis comes, the answers can slip past you due to mental hobbling. Instead, to clutch the collaterals to one's chest tightly, to insist that only their twi education has the answers when there's many Christians with BETTER answers, THAT's letting one's emotions rule, too....Nostalgia replaces truth... That doesn't make sense to me, but I can understand the appeal.

"Better to reject everything that comes out of the mouth of VPW as untrustworthy, and start the search for truth from scratch. Those things that are true will resurface independently of VPW's "work."" "I think what he did was dishonest and self-promoting, but I have for so long separated what was taught from who taught it that the undeniable fact of his plagiarism doesn't make me lose much sleep. Truth is truth, error is error, and the works published under his name contained both. ... Prove all things. Hold fast to that which is good. I know I read that somewhere." I find that these 2 statements are not CONTRADICTORY, despite Oldies' suggestion that they are. Step 1. Put aside all vpw/twi reading materials, get a clean Bible with no notes, then go off and learn some stuff. Presume you need to learn all the fundamental basics, and proceed from there. Step 2. Learn a bunch of stuff, carefully monitoring your filtering media and translator, making sure you are judging things on their own merits rather than whether or not they are saying the same thing that vpw/twi said. Step 3. Pick up some vpw/twi reading materials, and see if they hold up to any real scrutiny. Thus, discard everything he taught, start over, and later re-evaluate what he taught. This isn't a one-weekend process!

I didn't zoom thru it like I was skimming, but I read it at the pace the average person reads, which, for me, is a bit slow. That's the speed I go at when I'm trying to absorb material, not just give a quick read. I also agree that context and ease of vocabulary helped. This wasn't exactly technical jargon.

Sounds like a free shot. Whoever posts a song next, it's their turn!

Well, that kills the NEXT one I was going to do....

Reading what is written, I get that the lesson was to separate the teaching from the teacher. (At least when it comes to the Bible.)

The main difference between vpw and lcm is that vpw KNEW what he was doing was wrong, and KNEW others knew it was wrong, so he concealed his actions- he concealed the sources that made him look competent (Stiles, Leonard, Bullinger, Kenyon), he concealed his "I can help myself to any woman I want" doctrine, he concealed his "my suggestions are commands" thing, he concealed his criminal gang of "lockbox" conspirators. lcm, however, was educated by vpw to the point (some would call it brainwashing) that he was UNABLE TO TELL that it was wrong to rape women, have his brother's wife, bark out orders and expect BLIND OBEDIENCE, and maintain a criminal gang of "lockbox" conspirators. So, he covered his tracks less, which helped him get caught. (The internet helped a lot.) Or otherwise put forth that God gave imaginary snowstorms and actually spoke to vpw and made him the greatest Christian in nearly 2 millenia.

Oh! "You Are Cordially Invited...." The Worf/Dax wedding. The only episode with a Klingon wedding ceremony in it.

Correct! "Why is there always somebody that brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?" Cobblepott/Penguin, right after Batman turns the crowd against him. "I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!" "You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!" "And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have." Both Penguin again, during his mayoral run. No, it's not a movie about a religious cult. "I wish I could hand out World Peace and Unconditional Love, wrapped in a big bow." " Oh, but you can! Oh, but you will!" Schreck and Penguin. "Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!" Penguin, while driving the Batmobile by remote control. "Still... it could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood. Ha, ha..." "Ha, ha..Your nose could be gushing... what do you mean... AAAAAHHHH!" Penguin with one of his political aides, showing he's not very diplomatic. "It's true I was their number one son... but they treated me like number two." His press conference right after he checks the records, when he announces his legal name.

For those of you curious about the "droit de signeur", I offer this link and its contents... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_de_seigneur "Droit de seigneur (IPA pronunciation: ['dʀwa d(ə) sɛ'ɲœʀ]), French for the lord's right, is a term now popularly used to describe the purported legal right of the lord of an estate to deflower its virgins. It is also spelled droit du seigneur (['dʀwa dy sɛ'ɲœʀ]); (but native French prefer the term droit de cuissage or droit de jambage) a related term is ius primae noctis (also jus primae noctis) (['ju:s 'pri:maɪ 'nɔktɪs]), Latin for law (or right) of the first night. Droit du seigneur is often interpreted today as a synonym for ius primae noctis, although it originally referred to a number of other rights as well, including hunting, taxation, and farming." " The existence of a "right of the first night" in the Middle Ages was a disputed topic in the nineteenth century. Although most historians today would agree that there is no authentic proof of the actual exercise of the custom in the Middle Ages, disagreement continues about the origin, the meaning, and the development of the widespread popular belief in this alleged right and the actual prevalence of symbolic gestures referring to this right. In fact the ius primae noctis was, in the European late medieval context, a widespread popular belief in an ancient privilege of the lord of a manor to share the bed with his peasants' newlywed brides on their wedding nights. Symbolic gestures, reflecting this belief, were developed by the lords and used as humiliating signs of superiority over the dependent peasants in a time of disappearing status differences. Actual intercourse on behalf of the alleged right is difficult to prove. The origin of this popular belief is difficult to trace. In the 16th century, Boece referred to the decree of the Scottish king Evenus III that "the lord of the ground shall have the maidenhead of all virgins dwelling on the same". Legend has it that Saint Margaret procured the replacement of jus primae noctis with a bridal tax called merchet. King Evenus III did not exist, and Boece included much clearly mythical material in his account. In literature from the 13th and 14th centuries and in customary law texts of the 15th and 16th centuries, jus primae noctis is also closely related to specific marriage payments of (formerly) unfree people. There is good reason to assume that this relation goes back to the early medieval period and has its roots in the legal condition of unfree people and Germanic marriage customs." "Some scholars have speculated that the jus primae noctis of the Medieval European tradition did exist, and that it might have been similar to defloration rituals in Ancient Mesopotamia or 13th century Tibet (Evans 1979:30). In Mesopotamian literature, the right of the first night, in the sense of the privilege of a powerful man to deflower another man's bride, is a very old topos, present at least as early as Epic of Gilgamesh (circa 2000 B.C.). Although the literary descriptions from ancient Mesopotamia and the legends of ius primae noctis in Medieval Europe stem from very different cultural traditions, they meet in the fact that, in both cases, persons of high social rank were involved. Herodotus writes that virgins in 5th century B.C. Babylon were obliged to prostitute themselves in the temple of Ishtar, allowing a stranger to deflower them before they were allowed to marry (Herodotus I.199). Marco Polo, in his Il Milione, observed that in 13th century Tibet, "The people of these parts are disinclined to marry young women as long as they are left in their virgin state, but on the contrary require that they should have had commerce with many of the opposite sex." (Evans 1979:30) Scholars have argued by analogy to the Tibetan custom recorded by Marco Polo and similar customs from other cultures that the ius primae noctis of Medieval Europe and the Mesopotamian custom alluded to in the Epic of Gilgamesh were not instances of the tyrant imposing his will on his female subjects, but a kind of "ritual defloration," in which "the community rallied around to support the individual," i.e., the deflowerer (Evans 1979:30)." ================ Frustratingly enough, the one really interesting comment there- the reference to GERMANIC marriage customs- LACKS A CITATION. (So, it may be just made-up.)

Oakspear: " quote:Originally posted by CompletelyComplete: 3. How many times were we taught that the Old Testament was "for our learning" but that we were not bound by the law, being made free by Our Lord Jesus Christ? How could they then use the verses in Samuel that "all of the women in the kingdom belongs to the king" - in essence claiming the "Man of God" as the king?? IS there a verse anywhere in the bible that says "all women in the kingdom belong to the king"? I was pretty sure that there wasn't, but that VP claimed it during his exposition of the David/Bathshebva/Uriah/Nathan record without citing a verse. There have been some good threads in the past discussing the droit de signeur (right of the lord?) that was exercised during feudel times in Europe. I can't see God sanctioning adultery for the king, when it would contradict everything else the bible says about marriage." insurgent had saved the following posts from one of the older boards and reposted, deleting the poster names. "Since PFAL and continuing through WOAP -- even until today -- TWI has taught that it is the right of the man of god to have sex any woman in the way. This is a doctrinal teaching folks, and has been since VP was at the helm. Recall the teaching from PFAL (and WOAP) of David, Bathsheeba, and Uriah. We were taught that God was angry with David because he had Uriah killed . . . NOT because David had sex with the married Bathsheeba. VPW taught (and LCM continued teaching) that it was the right for the king to have any woman in the kingdom. This un-Biblical teaching has been promoted for decades by TWI for the express purpose of softening people up so that leaders could more easily convince women to have sex with them. (By the way, this was formalized in the middle ages with the "Droit du Seignor" or "Right of the Leader" to have sex with any woman in his kingdom. Remember Braveheart when Mel Gibson's and his woman try to avoid having the local duke screw his woman, even though it was technically his right and duty to do so.) This doctrinal depravity continued in the 1990's with Martindale teaching that the Ministers of today are the equivalent of the Kings of the Old Testament. Recall that he taught that OT verses referring to the King should be applied to Way Corps Ministers of today (This is in WOAP if you don't remember). Women who resisted Martindale's sexual advances were EXPLICITLY told that it was his right as "king" (man of god) to have ANY woman in the "kingdom" (ministry). Resistance to him was equivalent to resistance to God Himself. Think about it. The logical steps between the public doctrine and this last paragraph is simple: 1) Premise: The King of the OT has the right to have sex with any woman in the kingdom (married or unmarried) 2) Premise: The King of the OT = Minister of today 3) Conclusion: The Minister of today has the right to have sex with any woman in the ministry (married or unmarried) THE TWO PREMISES ARE STILL TAUGHT TODAY IN THE WAY OF ABUNDANCE AND POWER. If you think TWI ministers of today aren't drawing the same logical conclusion today then you are not thinking logically. The problem did not go away when Martindale was kicked out. It is still there." "Yes, just prior to my exiting twi.....LCM was explicitly teaching the corps that the OT king (rulership) was equally synonymous with the New Testament "ruling" minister or MOG. LCM was rapidly paving a "six-lane highway" for his sexual driving pleasure." The higher-ups were confronted with the truth years ago when John S on the research team wrote his paper showing that adultery is wrong according to Gods' Word. He was kicked out and others lost their positions simply from reading the paper or receiving it in the mail. The upper echelon convicted themselves by their own reaction to a simple research paper. If you were a simple believer who already understood that adultery was wrong, it was hard to comprehend this kind of reaction....unless you thought about why. They have had no interest in the Truth for years. If it interferes with their own lust and selfishness, they will resist the Truth and harm those that confront them with it. They are not shepherds, they are wolves in sheeps clothing, not sparing the flock. Innocent believers have been and are condemned and maligned for insignificant infractions while those at the top of the heirarchy think nothing of taking their money, time and labor. TWI had their chance years ago to repent and change their ways. They did not and they will not. XXXXX You mentioned, "It has been well reported that Martindale had sex with nearly half of the cast of Athletes of the Spirit." I didn't know that! Two friends of mine who were in that production!!! It make me sick to think that LCM may have been stalking these 2 wonderful women. I hate to admit this, that statement has been the most troubling thing I have read. Because, at this point you are talking about friends of mine. These were friends I laughed with, ate with and enjoyed each others company. I lost track of them after they went into the WC. I was very proud to see them as they were doing the credits, and they danced across the stage. These friends are Sara B. and Connie M. I knew them in Utah. I pray they are doing well Xxxx I cannot say whether your friends are part of the group of women who Martindale had sex with. But I do know, that it is common knowlege that he had sex with many of them, and at least one of them was a main character. This person is now divorced. I don't know how many of the others got divorced or had other personal problems related to what happened. But it has been reported that one of the things Chris Gee r confronted LCM on was this issue regarding dancers in the Athletes production. XXXX I can confirm this regarding the AOS knowledge...and there are records on other sites of this exact scenario....I will try to dig the links up when I have more perusing time xxxxxx Rosey Lie had to have known about extramarital sexual activity at top leadership level because it was DOCTRINE as well as practice. I've posted this before, but it might be of some value to lurkers now. Since PFAL and continuing through WOAP -- even until today -- TWI has taught that it is the right of the man of god to have sex any woman in the way. This is a doctrinal teaching folks, and has been since VP was at the helm. Recall the teaching from PFAL (and WOAP) of David, Bathsheeba, and Uriah. We were taught that God was angry with David because he had Uriah killed . . . NOT because David had sex with the married Bathsheeba. VPW taught (and LCM continued teaching) that it was the right for the king to have any woman in the kingdom. This un-Biblical teaching has been promoted for decades by TWI for the express purpose of softening people up so that leaders could more easily convince women to have sex with them. (By the way, this was formalized in the middle ages with the "Droit du Seignor" or "Right of the Leader" to have sex with any woman in his kingdom. Remember Braveheart when Mel Gibson's and his woman try to avoid having the local duke screw his woman, even though it was technically his right and duty to do so.) This doctrinal depravity continued in the 1990's with Martindale teaching that the Ministers of today are the equivalent of the Kings of the Old Testament. Recall that he taught that OT verses referring to the King should be applied to Way Corps Ministers of today (This is in WOAP if you don't remember). Women who resisted Martindale's sexual advances were EXPLICITLY told that it was his right as "king" (man of god) to have ANY woman in the "kingdom" (ministry). Resistance to him was equivalent to resistance to God Himself. Think about it. The logical steps between the public doctrine and this last paragraph is simple: 1) Premise: The King of the OT has the right to have sex with any woman in the kingdom (married or unmarried) 2) Premise: The King of the OT = Minister of today 3) Conclusion: The Minister of today has the right to have sex with any woman in the ministry (married or unmarried) THE TWO PREMISES ARE STILL TAUGHT TODAY IN THE WAY OF ABUNDANCE AND POWER. If you think TWI ministers of today aren't drawing the same logical conclusion today then you are not thinking logically. The problem did not go away when Martindale was kicked out. It is still there. Get out. xxxx Excellent Points!! Yes, just prior to my exiting twi.....LCM was explicitly teaching the corps that the OT king (rulership) was equally synonymous with the New Testament "ruling" minister or MOG. LCM was rapidly paving a "six-lane highway" for his sexual driving pleasure." "It was at Word In Business 1994 in Chicago that LCM taught TWC the night before it opened, that in the OT, that the King was synonymous with the minister in today's administrations, and that many of the things that you read, that applied to the King in the OT, applied to the minister in the NT. I was personally present when he taught it. It was a multi-leveled teaching. If you had no idea what was going on, it was simply a great teaching regarding leadership principles. But if you were privy to the sexual goings-on, it was the doctrinal justification to what was allowed." WordWolf: "If you had sat thru pfal, you would have seen vpw mention the incident of Nathan the prophet confronting David about the incident with Bathsheba. (Had sex with her, then had her husband killed to cover his tracks.) vpw's explanation was..original, to say the least. He said that, "technically, all the women in the kingdom belonged to the king." This was a VERY peculiar statement. First off all, you will note it does NOT appear in Scripture. No Bible verse was cited for this, for there IS no verse for this. The Old Testament laws are very clear on adultery being a sin. There is NO verse saying the king is exempt from being charged for any sin he committed, nor excused from having sin imputed when he committed it. The concept was extra-Biblical. It's known as the "droit de seigneur" and has been used by pagan tyrants in many places in the world as a prerogative of their office. The Bible does NOT endorse it, nor does it endorse the treating of women as merchandise or without respect. Those who insist on vpw's innocence are unable to explain, using the Bible, WHY this claim was made, why this statement appears in his signature work." George St George: "I believe the point was that if someone knowingly sins, he'll develop a doctrinal "cover" to explain it away. For example, a "man of God" commits adultery. If he can twist an OT reference where a king commits adultery along with the medieval practice of "droit de seigneur," and then somehow contrive that a religious leader equals the "king" of our day, then BOOM! It's okay for him to be an adulterer. Practical error has led to doctrinal error. Does this mean that it ALWAYS happens? No. The sinner could simple recognize his sin and repent. Or, it could be pointed out to him (as Nathan did to David in the OT record alluded to above); and he could repent. Without godly sorrow, though, doctrinal error is almost sure to follow." Oakspear again: "We may disagree as to the purpose of including that remark in the class, but there is no argument as to its inaccuracy. There is no part of the O.T. law that gives the king the right to all the women in the kingdom, "technically" or otherwise, and the prohibition against adultery specifically would argue against it. Granted, there have been times and places where the droit de signeur was the custom, but one can hardly argue that a culture where "God's Law" was the law of the land was one of them. There is simply no evidence outside of Wierwille's statement in PFAL that "all of the women belong to the king". So, no, I don't need a better argument than that "bro" - we may reasonably disagree on why Wierwille included that remark, but it's wrong, unless you have something to prove me wrong. This does, however, illustrate another point about PFAL: Wierwille's propensity for pulling things like this out of his ear, or citing "old documents" that no one else has ever seen to make his point. For a guy who claimed he was showing us how to research the bible on our own, he sure made a lot of undocumented statements."

According to his own father, his work ethic on the farm was lacking. He slipped off while SUPPOSED to be doing chores like everyone else. The only account of him preaching to the trees came from "Uncle Harry". Who, according to his own account, never actually SAW vpw preaching to the trees. This is mentioned in "The Way:Living in Love". Some people here have heard vpw say there were different careers he was considering, and did not have "ministry" as his sole focus. However, this IS a story that seems lifted from Billy Graham's life. Some people saw him go off and preach to trees while a Divinity student, to overcome problems addressing a crowd (shyness.) Why we're supposed to believe a kid who's not obsessed with the ministry "preached to the trees" when nobody even claimed to SEE him do it is beyond me- unless it's "vpw said it, that settles it, I believe it." According to him, they said to teach on anything except tithing-and he spent the next FOUR SUNDAYS teaching on tithing. Supposedly, they spoke to him about this-the location changed when he told this more than once- and he smart-mouthed them, and they dropped the subject, and the membership didn't all leave when the minister fixated on money, but rather gave more when he made that his sole focus. Forgive me for thinking that's a load of horse-manure. The elders just dropped the subject after he gave a smart remark? The congregation just bent over to his whims and did whatever he said? If that was true, he'd never have LEFT them! He would have had exactly what he'd wanted right in the beginning! When he met the House of Acts, he'd already twisted I Corinthians 7:1- "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman."- into saying it was ok with God. There were other verses later for blanket permissions to do anything. Romans 14:22b. "...Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth." Romans 8:1a "There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus..." And so on. All of these were taught under his watch to mean people could get away with all sorts of stuff they WANTED to do. He invented-and NAMED- "the lockbox" for the code of silence kept by these premeditated sinners so that everyone else would be kept unwilling dupes. And yes, in one sentence, he considered himself ABOVE THE LAW, and thought that neither MAN'S LAWS nor GOD'S LAWS applied to him.

I draw a distinction between "disagreements" and "crises". What is a "tiny crisis", anyway? A crisis that one wants to call "a disagreement"? But churches are updated weekly as to what's going on. They have announcements, bulletins, and now in the Information Age, they can have a mailing list for email. Seems to work well for the top people, if they can manage to grab ALL the power rather than just SOME of the power at the top... it's DISASTROUS for everyone else... "Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it." "The lessons repeat until they are learned."

Any hope for another quote here?

*wild swing* "Diamond Dogs"?

Correct!

"Why is there always somebody that brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?" "I could really get into this mayor stuff. It's not about power, it's about reaching out to people - touching people - groping people!" "You're the coolest role-model a young person could have!" "And you're the hottest young person a role-model could have." No, it's not a movie about a religious cult. "I wish I could hand out World Peace and Unconditional Love, wrapped in a big bow." " Oh, but you can! Oh, but you will!" "Maybe this is a bad time to mention this, but my license has expired!" "Still... it could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood. Ha, ha..." "Ha, ha..Your nose could be gushing... what do you mean... AAAAAHHHH!" "It's true I was their number one son... but they treated me like number two."