WordWolf

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. I mean honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." "One good deed is not enough to save a man from a lifetime of wickedness." "Though it seems enough to condemn him." "Indeed." "Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again." "You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement! In a fair fight, I'd kill you!" "Well, that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it? Listen to me, boy! There are only two rules that really matter in this world: what a man can do, an' what a man can't do."

Linda Richman Pat Arnold Donnie Shulzhoffer Stuart Rankin Kenneth Rhys-Evans Maurice Pitka Dieter Simon "Cucumber Jones" General Ed Fenech

Actors who appeared during the series' run included Gavin Mac Leod, William Christopher, Alice Ghostley, Hans Conried, Joe Tata, and Harvey Keitel. Really. Of the main characters of the show, one had previously been a bookkeeper and the other the president of a toy company before the show and their current "occupations." 2 characters once traveled to London, and several traveled to Paris. The fake snow was sometimes white salt, but later it was all just white paint.

"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how, how am I funny?"

The Rock Nicolas Cage Face/Off

"ZELIG"???

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. I mean honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

Of course.

Yes. Or the cover that "Bowling For Soup" recorded. I actually prefer the cover.

First, we have the white couple, doing all their repairs by hand, saving the city. The only Asians we see are gullible and fleeced by a con artist. The only African-American is a con artist. The only Latino is a murderer, and he almost has no face, he's almost sub-human. (It's even specific he's a Puerto Rican from the Bronx, just to push the knife in a little more.) We also have a white villain, but he's contrasted with the nice couple, so he's not really a stereotype. "Believe." NO, I WON'T! I certainly won't believe Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in "Ghost," at any rate.

"What a big heart I have! The better to love you with!"

All right, which horse's patoot's holding up the thread- oh, wait, it's me. Hang on...

So it's George's turn.

(I might as well have linked out from "Wolf" with Nicholson. Let's see...) Something's Gotta Give Keanu Reeves Bram Stoker's Dracula

"Nobody on the road. Nobody on the beach."

BZZZZT! Michelle Pfeiffer was in BATMAN RETURNS, the second of the Tim Burton movies. Christian Bale was NOT in that movie. (Unless he was hidden among the extras, which would be news to me.) We pick up from "Batman Returns."

The same Howard who said shiny shoes were good for looking up women's dresses? Yeah, I bet he gave off that vibe in person.

Wolf Michelle Pfieffer Batman Returns

*slides in* Seger, "OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL."

YES, you're up.

Linda Richman Pat Arnold Donnie Shulzhoffer Stuart Rankin Kenneth Rhys-Evans Maurice Pitka

This is that really racist movie!

No kidding, it was set in Puerto Rico?

Kate Beckinsale Click Christopher Walken

That was the US President in "MARS ATTACKS" after Congress was wiped out.