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For those who want to know about vpw when the cameras were off, lcm himself said all this about him...... and he meant it all in a respectful, worship-the-man way.

"Don't you want to know our names?" "Can't imagine how it would matter." "What do you use Hair Cream for?" "To lock in moisture." "Who wants a beard?" "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!" "Why is everything here completely pointless?" "I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed." "Your mum and I thought, maybe you want to open your birthday present, tonight." "Here you are." "Maybe I should wait till morning." "Like hell." "Pop." "All together we're 381 years old. We don't wait." "Oh, thank heavens... he's completely unharmed." "Good morning, starshine. The earth...says hello." "There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day." " Do you have an appointment?" "No, but he's overdue." "She's even worse than the fat boy!" "So, can you send other things? Say, like, breakfast cereal?" "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners." "Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... Wow!" "Augustus, My child. That is not the right thing to do!" " "Up and out"? What kind of a room is that?" "Hold on." "Eyes on the prize, Violet, eyes on the prize." "Oh well, nothing goes better with cabbage than cabbage."

Carmen Sandiego Sister Peter Marie Reimondo Violet Newstead

The Experts Brian Doyle Murray Wayne's World

Read his post again. He's "sure" because he believes all of them were "INVENTED" off the same source material. He doesn't believe Jesus Christ said that (nor that "Jesus" was "Christ", for that matter.) That's why he's so sure.

Who was the 'kid'? Oh, yeah... Emilio Estevez Loaded Weapon 1 Jon Lovitz

If you had included "plastic" with the sentence, I might have recognized the quote. This thread is SUPPOSED to go for the obvious.

"Don't you want to know our names?" "Can't imagine how it would matter." "What do you use Hair Cream for?" "To lock in moisture." "Who wants a beard?" "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!" "Why is everything here completely pointless?" "I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed." "Your mum and I thought, maybe you want to open your birthday present, tonight." "Here you are." "Maybe I should wait till morning." "Like hell." "Pop." "All together we're 381 years old. We don't wait." "Oh, thank heavens... he's completely unharmed." "Good morning, starshine. The earth...says hello." "There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day." " Do you have an appointment?" "No, but he's overdue." "She's even worse than the fat boy!" "Do you have any idea what breakfast cereal's made of? It's those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners." "Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I was worried it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but then that finale... Wow!"

3) Anthony Hopkins.

2) Frank Langella?

The artist was comedian 'Denis Leary." The title was "@$$h01e." You can check it out on YouTube. Denis told the following story about this song... Denis said he picked up his son from school and brought him to the recording studio while he was recording the audio track. He didn't really think about how that recording session had them singing out the spelling of the song's name. As always, they recorded that a lot. The next day, Denis got a phone-call from his son's school. They said he needed to come in and discuss some inappropriate lyrics his son was singing. He agreed to come in, and wondered what his son was singing. He wondered what he could have sung, and compared it to his own experiences in school. "Jingle bells, Batman smells..." and figured that, to them, "Batman smells" could count as inappropriate. So, at the meeting, the school representative didn't want to tell him directly what his son sang. She wrote it down on a slip of paper, then slid it across a desk to him. "*flips paper over* @$$h01e???????" "Do you know this song, Mr Leary?" "Know it? I wrote it, sweetheart!" ==================== So, for now, FREE POST.

I'm thinking I csn do it in 3 guesses. 1) Lane Smith?

"Don't you want to know our names?" "Can't imagine how it would matter." "What do you use Hair Cream for?" "To lock in moisture." "Who wants a beard?" "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!" "Why is everything here completely pointless?" "I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed." "Your mum and I thought, maybe you want to open your birthday present, tonight." "Here you are." "Maybe I should wait till morning." "Like hell." "Pop." "All together we're 381 years old. We don't wait." "Oh, thank heavens... he's completely unharmed."

DWBH, AOS was not "a deranged DVD of Bible fantasies of the dancing president of twit." It was not available in DVD. It was a deranged VIDEOCASSETTE of Bible fantasies of the dancing president of twit." (It was available in Beta, then later in VHS.)

This was a song that wasn't released by any of the usual artists..... "Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me, about you, the way our American hearts beat. Down in the bottom of our chests, about the special feeling We get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles. Maybe in the sub-cockle area, maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon, we don't know. I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested (Oh no) No way (Uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense." "I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane." "I use public toilets and p1$$ on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"" "Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces." "You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible. Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior, And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah. And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph.. Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter-Pounder Cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers. And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag. And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side. And there ain't a godd***ed thing anybody can do about it You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words, nuclear .... weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania They can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake walk Right through the middle of Tienanmen Square. And it won't make a lick of difference Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead. He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer, We're gonna thaw out The Duke and he's gonna be pretty p1$$ed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiple that by 15 million times. That's how ....ed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes (Hey) And Lee Marvin (Hey) And Sam Peckinpah (Hey) And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas..." I'm beginning to suspect you guys may not have heard this song.....

"Don't you want to know our names?" "Can't imagine how it would matter." "What do you use Hair Cream for?" "To lock in moisture." "Who wants a beard?" "Well, beatniks for one, folk singers, and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!" "Why is everything here completely pointless?"

Madonna Dick Tracy Dustin Hoffman

Then again, they may regret losing contact with you if and when THEY leave. So, you might leave the door open for them in case that happens. Or not, depending. It's not your job, after all. Just another decision to make. And yes, twi will be juvenile, petty, loud, threatening, passive-aggressive, and so on, once they know you're on the way out. Either they want you back to exploit you some more, or they want you beaten and broken as an example to the others as to what happens to those who leave.

"Don't you want to know our names?" "Can't imagine how it would matter." "What do you use Hair Cream for?" "To lock in moisture."

For once, someone named a movie where I know exactly 1 member of the cast, AND did NOT use that actor in their link! So, I can go Bob(cat) Goldwaithe Police Academy 2 Howard Hesseman

Jeff Goldblum The Fly Geena Davis

If you can't think of the name, perhaps you can think of the type of guy this describes.

This was a song that wasn't released by any of the usual artists..... "I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white suburbanite slob. I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar. But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested (Oh no) No way (Uh-uh) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense." "I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane." "Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces."

Who can beat who in a fight keeps fluctuating. Some I know based on who DID beat who, like in "Brotherhood of the Fist." Connor Hawke beat Bamboo Monkey who took down Nightwing, all in single combat, so that's a quick list of 3 ranked among each other. Lady Shiva and Connor Hawke were almost a tie, with Shiva eventually winning. Batman, however, has beaten Lady Shiva on at least 1 occasion (during "Death in the Family") in single combat. So, Batman over Lady Shiva over Connor Hawke, based solely on past performance. I think something happened later that said Shiva lost her edge, so to speak, and no longer was at her peak. Cassandra Cain's skill level has been all over the map. The Joker should not even make "honorable mention." In single combat, everybody in the top tiers should smack him around. The Joker keeps up by CHEATING. Scarecrow, at least, has a fighting style- his "violent dancing" seems to borrow from Capoeira and Tae Kwon Do, but not Savate because he spins and does not kick by chambering the leg (Savate's signature kicks.) In short, it depends on the writers. IMHO, Chuck Dixon was the most knowledgeable at writing this, and he got too fed up with DC to work there anymore. I don't know how knowledgeable Tomasi and Nicieza are at this, but they were probably the others who could write these scenes competently.

Ok, finished all the DC stuff last week. (We're saving the Marvel stuff for mid-season, so "Agent Carter" and "Agents of SHIELD", please sssshhhh. )