"Dirty pool, old man. I like it!"
"He looks so sweet... just like a little entrée."
"They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And, with God as my witness, I AM that fool!"
"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac- they look just like everyone else."
"Three parts dynamite, with a nitroglycerin cap. It's perfect for small homes, carports and toolsheds."