CoolWaters

There are many, many offshoots that are being called small "churches" run by a former corpse family or two. Here in the KC Metro area there's a big group with at least 17 smaller groups. It's spooky...that dang tree won't die...

Pirate! You're terrific! I was gonna come in here just now and post this. :D--> Me and hubby about peed our pants laughing so hard at this. Tee hee. We couldn't get out of our minds the spit fest and spiritual bludgeonings that would go on if we were to take this thing to twig some day... ROFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!! Snort Snort. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ain't it grand that this is funny?

Hooray! I've missed you so!!!!!! Sounds like you had a blast! :D--> OMG!!!!!!!!!!! And probably not a home with a/c anywhere. Sigh. This is terrible heat for folks who take off their coats at 35 degrees F, put on shorts at 50 degrees F and think 70 degrees F is an unbearable heat wave. LOL It got down to 71 degrees F here last night...and I had to toss a quilt over me! Long, long, long way from Anchorage, huh? LOL

Janis has got me through many a good and many a rough times. This song you posted of hers is one of my favorites. I've worn out 3 tapes and 2 CDs of hers.

A fear I learned via twi...and just recently found out how deeply I held that fear...the fear of whatever one speaks will happen. IMO, twi taught the fear of living, too. Not by direct teaching, but by inference. The whole point of twi's program was to get a better crown and win the race in the end. Life was made miserable with too many contradictions, confusions, pains, fears, rigid rules, etc. Always, always, always, twi used afterlife rewards (or lack thereof) to motivate. Life ceased to be important.

Speaking of cliffs... Wasn't LEAD a program where cliff climbing happened...and people ended up falling off a cliff and going back for more...to prove they weren't seed or something. Did you ever go LEAD, OM?

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Each of you have expressed the very same concerns about this diet I have had. First, this diet is a cleansing diet. Chemically speaking, there is a reason for the way it's done. However, as with any other cleansing diets, this is not to be taken as a way of life without personal adaptation. And the only way to get any beneficial personal adaptation is by working with one's medical team. Second, this is a quick fix that cannot be used alone. Losing weight and keeping it off is not a one-trick pony deal. The reason I posted this at all was to offer up something that may not have been known before. It's fantastic that there are people here that care enough to sound the warning bells! :D--> Especially since this is an open forum and there are people who will see this and think that this is the cure-all for them. Thanks, folks! :D-->

Several days ago I posted about my health in the prayer forum. I needed help I had not yet found. Help comes in many forms...and usually in an unexpected, surprising form. My son is going into the Army. He needs to lose about 26 lbs. His recruiter sent my son home with this Basic Fat Burning Soup from Sacred Heart Memorial Hospital (it is used for overweight heart patients to lose weight rapidly, usually before surgery): Basic Fat Burning Soup 6 large green onions 1 or 2 cans of tomatoes 1 large head of cabbage 2 green peppers 1 bunch of celery 1 pkg Lipton Soup Mix Cut vegetables in small to medium pieces and cover with water. Boil fast for ten minutes. Turn down to simmer and cook until vegetables are tender. This soup can be eaten anytime you are hungry. Eat as much as you want, whenever you want. This soup will not add calories. The more you eat, the more you will lose. Fill a thermos in the morning if you will be away during the day. If eaten alone for indefinite periods, you would suffer malnutrition due to the lack of protein and fat needed to sustain the body.* (See later in this post for more information about this) DAY ONE All fruits except bananas. Cantaloupe and watermelon are lower in calories than most fruits. Eat only the soup and fruits. For drinks, unsweetened tea, cranberry juice or water. DAY TWO All vegetables. Eat until you are stuffed with all the fresh raw or canned vegetables you can eat. Try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from dry beans, peas and corn. Eat the above mentioned vegetables along with he soup. At dinnertime on this day, reward yourself with a big baked potato and butter (salt/pepper optional). Do not eat any fruits. DAY THREE Eat all the soup, fruits and veggies you want. Do not have a baked potato. If you have eaten for the last three days as mentioned above and have not cheated, you will have lost 5 to 7 pounds. DAY FOUR Bananas and skim milk. Eat as many as three bananas and drink as many glasses of water as you can on this day, along with the soup. Bananas are high in calories and carbohydrates and so is the milk, but on this particular day your body will need the potassium and the carbohydrates, proteins and calcium to lessen your craving for sweets. DAY FIVE Beef and tomatoes. You may have 10 to 20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes or as many as 6 fresh tomatoes on this day. Try to drink at least 6 to 8 glasses of water this day to wash away the uric acid in your body. Eat the soup at least once this day. (Trim away excess fat from steak.) DAY SIX Beef and veggies. Eat at your heart's content all of the beef (steak) and vegetables this day. Stay away from dry beans, peas and corn. You can even have two or three steaks if you like with green leafy vegetables, but no baked potato. Be sure to have the soup at least once today. (Trim away excess fat from steak.) DAY SEVEN Brown rice, unsweetened fruit juice and vegetables. Again stuff, stuff yourself. Be sure to have the soup at least once today. At the end of the seventh day, if you have not cheated on the above diet, you will have lost 10 to 17 lbs. If you have lost more than 15 lbs, stay off the diet for two days before resuming the diet again for day one. *The seven-day eating plan can be used as often as you like. As a matter of fact, if correctly followed, it will clean your system of impurities and give a feeling of well-being as never before. After only seven days of this process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 and possibly 17 lbs, having and abundance of energy. Continue this plan as long as you wish and feel the difference. This diet is fat burning and the secret is that you will burn more calories than you take in. It will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. This diet does not lend itself to drinking any alcoholic beverages at any time because of the removal of fat build-up in your system. Go off the diet at least 24 hours before any intake of alcohol. Because everyone's digestive system is different, this diet will affect everyone differently. After day three you will have more energy than when you began if you did not cheat. After being on the diet for several days you will find your bowel movements have changed--eat a cup of bran or fiber. Although you can have black coffee with this diet you may find that you don't need the caffeine after the third day. DEFINITE NO-NO'S: Bread, alcohol, no carbonated drinks including diet drinks. Stick with water, unsweetened tea, black coffee, unsweetened fruit juices, cranberry juice and skim milk. The Basic Fat Burning Soup can be eaten anytime you feel hungry. Eat as much as you wish. Remember, the more you eat the more you will lose. No fried foods or bread. You can eat broiled or baked chicken instead of steak (absolutely no skin on the chicken). Any prescribed medication will not hurt you on this diet. Continue this plan as long as you wish and feel the difference both mentally and physically. If you prefer, you can substitute broiled fish (no butter) for the beef on only one of the beef days. You need the high protein in the beef the other days. ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN BEFORE STARTING ANY DIET.

Feel better krys? :D--> Zix, it was the pre-test to see if the Army even wanted him to continue with the recruiting process. He took the ASVABs this morning...and got a PERFECT SCORE!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo! I'm so proud of my boy! Anybody have any suggestions as to what field he should choose?

Thank you so much, Zix. We thought we had gone daffy...found something we couldn't figure out. LMAO! My son says, "Thanks!"

After talking to my son just now, 120 was an option...it was the option he wanted to go with, but changed his mind thinking that "fractoral" was something real that he didn't know about. Obviously this was a typo. It was the only math question he missed on the test, too. Sigh.

I'm so glad you're on right now! We thought the same thing, but the paper said, "fractoral". It's an Army pre-exam, too. Like my son's gonna have a chance to refute anything. LOL On a search in Yahoo and Google, there is a mention of "fractoral geometry" and something else...but that's it.

It's driving me and my son up a wall trying to figure out a question he had on a test. The question: "What is the fractoral of 5?" WTF is this?

LOL {{{{{dmiller}}}}! I wonder if Pawtucket would give us a forum of our own...you know..."survivors of cult-like online games" or something? LMAO!!!!!!! I'm not so sure I am to be thanked...hehehe. BTW, there's others. Not sure they're as involved as the two we've done so far...but if I find some, are you (or anyone) interested...? *wicked grin*

See, I checked there. But I didn't check there in the proper order. And even when I had the proper key, I had to go back and get another screwdriver before the key would work. Obviously this game has many different variations. BUT I'M OUT AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!! TYVM dmiller, flow, steve! and the rest of this "support group" as mj so aptly called it! LMAO!!!!! I did not take the time to sign the guestbook. Wasn't going to have to figure that one out, too! Whew! I'm gonna do it again. Tee hee.

I had to leave the room and re-enter to get that field to drop. Now I've no key. :(-->

Sigh. I suppose that as long you're not using a weapon and you're not doing it in anger, spanking your monkey is a personal choice. I just don't see what you'd be accomplishing besides making your monkey afraid of you. That could be why it stays little. *evil grin*

Steve! Thanks! Now I'm trying to get that danged force field down. I grabbed the security card first and clicked the numbers for the code...nothing. Tried the code backwards...nothing. Back to canasta.

OMG!!!!!!!!!! This is the all-time greastet thread ever at GSC!!!!!!!!! I've only read 3 pages. My sides hurt too bad! This stuff has got to go on the road! I have two questions... If the OLMs are mastering these things that are bait in some parts of the world... Does that mean that the OLMs are master baiters? If so, does that mean that they spank their little monkies so as not to spoil them? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I'll be danged! I'm through! Only now I've found a secret passage and no way to get up there. Gonna go play Canasta for awhile. Relieve some stress. LOL

OK...I'm gonna go torture myself at that green wall for awhile now... Isn't one of the definitions of crazy is to do the same thing expecting different results? LMAO!!!!

Awwwwwwwwww {{{{{Colleen}}}}}! When the spirit doesn't speak, it's usually because it's not needed...you already have the answer within you. :D--> Hope your day is going better today.

Fine, P. But that's like saying you want www.mcdonalds.com so that when people type that in, they will be led to a site that tells the evils of eating at mcdondald's or working for mcdonald's. It wouldn't fly as a legitimate reason for using a corporate name without the permission of the corporation.

Yeah...but...all that gets me is a last row with lights out. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stomp stomp stomp. Pout pout pout.