GarthP2000

What is an uneven mallard? :huh: A duck flying off kilter?

Amazing! Abso-f***ing-lutely amazing!! :blink: The desperate and insane extents that some people will go to preserve the reputation and image of some dead loser kraut who imagined himself (with plenty of drambrui to assist with said 'revelations') as their 'Father in the Word'. I mean, when they have to try to prop up VPW's endorsement of some Neo-Nazi 'philosophy' to accomplish this goal? Ie., they have totally run out of even half-assed sounding arguments, and now they are relying on this deluded foolishness. And they just cannot (or will not?) see that his little cornfield movement has long since dried up and the More Than Abundant Promises from PFAL have dried up and blown away with it. Still think you guys can 'move the Word Over the World' by doing this? Hell, they are more deluded than the Flat Earth Society.

Uhhh, ... where is it that we send them back to? :ph34r:

Something tells me that that isn't _really_ a misspelled typo.

Despite Oldies' denials to the contrary, this shows the desperate, nay, the near mentally *ill*, extents that some of VPW's apologists will go to whitewash his reputation. Ie., since Weirwille gives 'creedance' to the revisionist history, it then gains creedance with Oldies and Co. Oldies, if you are incapable to find a better biblical role model to learn from and model your life after than Victor Paul Wierwille, ... then you are blind. <_<

:blink: :blink: ..... Waitaminute! Jonny, .... moose sausage? Moose? ... You aren't referring to the distinct possibility of ... Bullwinkle the Moose are you? Rocky the Flying Squirrel's best friend? Role model for all those who sat up on Saturday mornings watching Rocky and Bullwinkle fighting those pesky Russion agents Boris and Natasha? And now you tell us that you may very well have either him, or some of his relatives, on your pizza pie???? How could you do such a thing??

Somebody, please! ... Make him stop!!! I mean, what's next, a marathon of black-and-white Leave It To Beaver episodes?!? Lawrence Welk?? Gad! This s**t is even worse than watching The Brady Bunch with their intro music playing over and over and over and ................ :wacko:

Who? The Amalikites and other -ites? Or the Isrealites? ;)

Looks like traditional pizza has to make way for the pineapple covered, alternative variety.

Sounds to me like its Tiffany is a computer response application programmed to respond the way 'she' did. Yet Another Cost Cutting Yet Crappy measure being taken more and more by companies in leiu os personal customer service. Sick the BBB on them indeed. <_<

As we can see, ladies and gentlemen, Raf hasn't cooked very often, what with that kind of cooking instructions. Fear ye not, Raf. Things like pineapple, eggplant, and tofu can only widen your ethereal pizza eating experience. And I must also agree, that is a necessary ingredient to the pizza feast.

Wonderful. Just freekin' wonderful! As if Alabama doesn't have enough morons in public office or those running for same. Like Roy Moore, Guy Hunt, Fob James, George Wallace, ... I could go on and on. Now we got Darby with his "I wanna be like David Duke" platform! And some folks wonder why states like 'Bama are the laughing stock of the rest of the country!

Of course its circular. We're talking about pizza, which is round.

(sees Mark's posts about pizza topping in an Italian restaurant) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (thinking of elevationg Mark to Pineapple Pizza Sainthood)

((televangelist mode on)) Yes mah brethren, COME and HEAR of the Holy Pineapple Pizza doctrine. Nay, it isn't just a doctrine, but a way of LIFE, that shall set you free from the imprisonment of thinking that pizza shall ONLY have pepperoni, sausage, and extra cheese upon it. EXPAND your mind. RISE UP unto a new level of understanding, as a thick crust pizza dough riseth. Pay no attention to that newspaper reporter, Raf who casts e-v-i-l thoughts and aspersions upon pineapple pizza. ... Its a Media Conspiracy, I tell ya!! :o ((televangelist mode off)) Now, who can really say that that isn't a pizza, hmmmm? (((slurp))) mmmMMMMMmmmmmm!!

... and in the non-smoking section of Greasespot Cafe too! ((ducking))

Dave, It would help if you turn your speakers on dude.

Damn! Talk about your Blue Light K-Mart Specials!! :unsure:

... the wisdom of not getting beer on Sundays, doncha know. ;) <_<

Isn't that the one that starts out: "Yea verily, I, Judas Iscariot, needeth to tell my side of the story"?

Funny how a concept like keeping the public schools and teachers from getting involved in a private thing like prayer is seen as government forbidding you to pray. Funny how a 1962 Supreme Court ruling banning said government sponsered and teacher led prayer is directly and invariably linked with the skyrocketing crime & trauncy, and dropping grades in our schools, even when NO link of any kind has been proven nor found. Funny how religious people feel 'pushed around' (persecuted? ;)) even when its a religious man that *always* sits in the Oval Office (why even Joe Lieberman has a arguable chance at getting in that chair, ... as opposed to say, someone who doesn't believe in a god, who has about as much chance at getting in as there is a chance of Ann Coulter voting for Hillary Clinton!), there are official religious holidays 'round the year (yet no official atheist or non-believer holidays), there is In God We Trust printed on our money and you know and I know there is no way that it will ever be taken off, churches and ministries have hundreds, no, make that thousands of times the money, resources, willing & devoted people, etc., than us 'immoral/amoral' unbelievers, and at least 70-80% of the populace in this country are religious (and of some Abrahamic faith such as Judaism or Christianity) in one denomination or another. Pushed around? Persecuted?? ... Please! Christians who were thrown to the lions in the 2nd century and Jews who were subject to the Holocaust in the 20th were pushed around and persecuted! They knew what it was like! ... We here in this country view ourselves as 'pushed around' when our candidates do not support our own political platforms 100%. We get into a tizz when Walmart puts up Kwanzaa decorations as well as Xmas (a word itself that indicates Yet Another Sign of being 'Pushed Around' I daresay?), or when they have enough of those complaints, then takes them all down, thus bringing in The Great Tribulation of Persecution. :o If our 10 Commandments aren't prominantly displayed in tax payer supported government buildings across the country, we think the Anti-Christ is taking over himself. What verse was that in the Bible that talked about "You haven't resisted unto blood, striving against sin?" :huh: So Mr. Stein (and Billy Graham's daughter), relax! Nobody's 'pushing you around' ((snif)). Now if you really want to know what its like to be pushed around, .... try playing atheist for a while. Now while its true, no atheist has been thrown to the lions, nor shot and thrown into the ovens/gas chambers for being atheist/unbelievers, I'd be willing to bet that the crap that we go through goes a lot farther than the minor things you have put with that you put into the 'Pushed Around' category. Ever have your car keyed because you were religious? Ever have some LARGE (and muscular) guy come up to you and scream in your face because of your believing POV? Or even have a similar LARGE (and muscular) guy come up to you when you are teaching a college class and smack you in the face because you had the audacity for saying that you were Jewish/Christian? How about even being afraid of telling your own family that you turned Jewish/believer lest they yell and scream and throw you out of the house? Even lost your job or denied one? ..... No? Well, all of these things (and a lot of times a lot *worse*) have happened to many of us unbelievers because we were/turned to being atheist/agnostic/other form of unbeliever. I've seen it myself. I've read about it myself. Stuff that I never heard about while I was in church or when I was religious. (Hhhmmmm, I wonder why?) Frankly, I liked your performance better when you were on Ben Stein's Money. <_<

hehehehehehhe "Soon, he shall come over to the *dark side*" -- MWUHAhahahahahaha

... Can you say "Hidden door?" You folks ever hear of that $1,000,000 prize offered by James Randi to the person who can prove supernatural feats? ... Now, if what David Copperfield was indeed so supernatural, why is it that he never took up Randi's $1,000,000 offer? I mean, if it's because he doesn't need the money, then you'd think he'd do it just to shut up the skeptics and further bring people to his show. Makes ya wanna go "Hhmmmmm" I think. <_<

Damn! If it isn't one loony tune, it's another!

... along with a couple of l-o-n-g drags of that loco weed. Tom, "... of course it has, you swine" ROFLMAO! I bet that sounds just perfect with a touch of a German accent.