GarthP2000

More wisdom from Ann "Sharon Stone, she ain't!" Coulter, Chwester? :D--> Talk about someone who is on PMS 24/7! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

And even if Dr. felt according to what Mike thinks, .... that would be totally irrelevent to anything of importance. And if God is indeed according to VPW according to Mike, then I for sure wouldn't believe in him. At all! ((gag)) Surely humanity has something to live for greater than VPW! --> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Mike posteth for us to master: "I changed my mind. ..." W-H-A-T???? Smikeol changes his mind?? Stop the presses! Call up Nightline!! Special appearance on Oprah!! Smikeol has changed his mind!! :D--> I also noticed that the number of posts is around 1890 or so. Ya know, we really should give a prize to the 2000th poster. Say maybe a full blown poster of THIS: ;)--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

As the Prophet Emeritus of THE, it is my sworn duty to remind folks here just what IS to be mastered around here. (And it ain't some piffle gunk spewed by a gollum wannabe Smikeol either) Yes folks, it is THE, and the many many messages, posts and ramblings previously pontificated, rambled and shaved, complete with Peeps and even an honorary mention of Oops, on these web pages. It is these that we are to master with utter devotion. I know that there are quite a few posts that are confusing and difficult to understand, at least they are entertaining. And they consist of a piece of all of us denizens here at the Greasespot. Unlike another book and class, which shall go unnamed (but whose initials are P F A L ;)-->), whose lonely and deluded 'prophet' continuously and ubiquitiously continues to cry out in the wilderness to master his master's writings as God farted--- errr, breathed, ... THE on the other hand, while admittedly not God breathed, farted or any otherwise exhaled or extruded out of any of His orifices, does provide much that we can learn and enjoy from. And ya gotta admit, them peeps are mighty tasty. :D--> P.S., Happy Birthday Wasway! May THE shower you with Peeps and Guiness. Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

He's bbaaccckkkk!! Ol' Raffie's BACK!! WHOOO HOOOO!! :D--> Now the fun *really* begins! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Sogwap51, Hiya dude. Dana King was one of the WOWs who came to Huntsville, AL back in 1975-76. So if you see him again, give him my email, ok? gpatter2@bellsouth.net Tell him I said 'Arkadelphia, ol' buddy!'. He'll know what that means. :)--> Cool to hear that he's out! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Steve, "... Firesign Theater couldn't have done it better." :D--> :D--> ROFLMAO!! :D--> :D--> Good one!! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

"I suppose if my miracles are impressive enough ..." yadayada. Miracles? What miracles?? I don't see no steenkin' miracles! --> Cynic, where are you? Get your country club butt back here, and show Smikeol what you're made of. :D--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

PPPTTHHHTTTHHHHHH!!! :P--> :D--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Yup. And the Calvin that he is associated with ain't Kline either. :)--> I always hoped he'd jump in and match wits with you. :D--> His theological graduate school level sounding arguments versus your 'Energizer battery bunny ... that ... just ... won't ... die' tenacity should be an interesting contest. Not that I'm rooting for either one of you tho'. But I wouldn't mind playing bookie. ;)--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com [This message was edited by GarthP2000 on June 16, 2003 at 0:36.]

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Chwester, 1) make sure there are NO spaces in the tag. 2) put the whole internet file address in between the tags. And 3) Make sure that the file is there to be seen. :D--> Ie., like this: (img)http://www.amuniversal.com/ups/features/doonesbury/zonker.jpg(/img) Except see where the paranthesis are? Replace them with [ ]s. Now try it. Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

(insert daunting combat music from that Star Trek, the Next Generation episode "The Best of Both Worlds" here) Captain Cynic of the U.S.S. starship John Calvin has engaged ..... Smikeol of Borg! :D--> Now *this* is a battle of wits that should really crank up the entertainment value of this thread that is already running the risk of collapsing under its own weight. One thing for sure, it will ensure that this thread will in no wise expire for lack of participation by these two fine contestants. The only question is (and one which I would be all to willing to take $$bets$$ on ;)-->) who will outlast the other? Let the polemic mud slinging--errr, debate begin! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

"I?d say that PFAL is like an augmentation to the Bible than a replacement, much like the ?many words added? that Jeremiah wrote by God?s instruction to replace a worn out (cut up and burned) scroll of God?s Word." Kinda like the Mormon's huh, Smikeol? What's next, Holy Underwear? An isolated city out in Utah? ........ Donnie Osmond? Oh Gawd! Spare us please!!!! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Generalissimo Smikeol, According to your last illustration re: the private who breaks regulations in smacking the sarge upside the head, yet the sarge covers for him in order that the private can "Be an Army of One", you now liken yourself to that big-hearted sarge and Ex to that private who has broken regulations by her justified chastisement of you in your whitewashing of VPW's abuses towards Excathedra and many other women. Like you are nobly covering for her lest she gets hauled before God's 'board of military regulations' for commiting such a transgression. You are indeed one sick, self-delusional and grandoise arrogant scum to: 1) think that Excathedra is commiting an act against God and His Word by rightfully trashing a minister who betrayed her so blatently. 2) Offering yourself as a vicarious 'sacrifice' of sorts to cover for her so that she doesn't have to 'pay the price' for such a 'transgression'. 3) Then turn right around and say "Well, I'm only going to do it *this* time, as long as you come meekly back to PFAL as per the Doctor's instructions". If this is what your god (notice the small 'g' there) is like, then only a drug-induced, brain damaged imbecile would be insane enough to worship him/it. Fortunately, I pretty much know that Ex is way too smart for that. :)--> And this isn't the only 'urban legend' you are mindlessly goosestepping to. Not by a long shot. Get some professional help, guy. For God's sake as well as yours! Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Hape4me, :)--> hehehe. Funny! But I'm going to help Chwester and Vickles anyway. Chwester and Vickles, lesson time! :)--> Posting images and links vary from site to site, but to post an image in these posts, you need to take the internet address and filename (such as http://www.gapstudioweb.com/gap.jpg) and enclose it with tag on the right; ie.,

And it looks like Hoperich is still in the lead! Man, does this sound like a horse race, or what!? :D--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

"Being over weight is often not simply a matter of over eating or laziness. It can be a medical problem, genetic, psychological or a combination." We-l-l-l, we *could* blame it on demons. :D--> But then again, let's not. Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

"GreaseSpot is really circling the drain now." Uh ohh, you think the Zixter has a weight problem? ;)--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Rednecks -- Pollacks with overalls on. :D--> Jeff Foxworthy gives howlingly funny videos about rednecks and their antics. Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

This is an ad that a guy definitely does **NOT** want to clip n' save for his girlfriend/wife. .... Unless he was feeling suicidal, ... and for a painful one at that. :D--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Mike, "Dr should have earned your respect." But he didn't! He lost our respect a long time ago. And he has nobody but himself to blame. So I share ex's sentiments about the Barf bag. Pardon me whilst I go get the Family Size. :P--> :o--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Folks, Looks like we need a bit of a light-hearted break here. SO, to provide the humor good for a chuckle or three, ... I present you this: ;)--> :D--> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

"If we believe that throughout the PFAL writings we have the words of God and not of man, many difficulties will disappear." Yeah, difficulties like critical thinking. Ohh such a burden that must be! --> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com

Mike, "The sign we have comes from our obedience to master the books we were told to master." Uhh, I thought that the sign was the snow on the gas pumps. --> Prophet Emeritus of THE, and Wandering CyberUU Hippie, Garth P. www.gapstudioweb.com