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absolutely wondefully mahvelous. let's hear it for Dr. Wierwille, the man of God!!!?

dear dr. strangelove i reported that you reported me ?

well happy st. david's day to you dear tref !!!! love from a gal with some welsh blood in her ?

dr. diaz, i just reported you ?

a guy in new zealand is walking along carrying sheep under each arm a guy says to him "are you sheerin' mate?" he says "no they're all mine" (teddy you're dribbling) ♥

born of corruptible seed ** The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor... "S h i t" said the hypnotist. It took three weeks to clean up the town hall. ♥

good luck and prayers doze ?

god might really be a mommy also ?

can we give out stars here ? hey greg, i understood your post ?

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck." ♥

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i appreciate y'all more than you know. tanks. ?

long gone thank you for taking the time (on the other thread too) ?

a magician was driving down the road then he turned into a driveway ♥

cheer up sleepy jean oh what can it mean to a daydream believer and a homecoming queen hi sunny !!! sorry i haven't been up to writing but i think about you :)--> sorry mr. gentleman for the choo choo ?

(((((hi alfie))))) ♥

hey bramble ! glad you logged on :)--> ?

i'm still trying to figure out two people vs. a person ?

oh so much more than a slander machine more like a shredder how sad ?

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why don't you kiss my a$$ ? ;)--> ?

fellowshi tter you make me cry ♥

one day an indian boy asks his father, "chief how i get my name? chief says, "well our custom is whenever an indian baby is born, father walks outside and names little papoose after first things he sees. over there is "sitting bull" - there is "running deer" - there is "soars like an eagle." why you ask "two dogs f ucking?" john krawsowski where are you ? ♥

dmiller has a good point seriously why do we take ourselves so seriously it really phocks me up but i get the human frailty (sp?) thing ?

fantasy ? more like a nightmare and johnyam nk would be highly offended ?

and all the best to you juan ?