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excathedra

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  1. ahhhh those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end he should have taken a big break, like a chair over the leader's head
  2. rottie girl you know i love you (and i forgive you ) take care seriously when i think of something of value, i promise i'll post
  3. hush pond i think he's the new mog
  4. thanks dottie. i don't know when how or whatever they ate it they were happy as clams when i got home ?????
  5. john has always had a way with words ps. how's his spider lady doing ?
  6. excathedra

    Puzzled ?

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oak point well taken
  7. holy toast !!!!! i had many wine glasses and those little black holy spirit books and all kinds of stuff (NO i did NOT steal them when i was on staff) man, i was so broke when i left the way, had i only known..... there was one "blessed" dumpster
  8. god must be watching out for my two babies there was a dish of chocolate candies (covered in foil) on a table after our chirstmas party i came home to find all of it GONE, foil and all i would NEVER feed them chocolate thank you god they were okay, sparkly poop and all -- also, thank you for this thread
  9. my latest gas bill for heat was $350+ ps. i don't think your electric bills are so bad in the summer !!!!!! am i living in the wrong place ? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  10. i don't think i could stand the heat, rock WHAT does an average summer electric bill cost for, say, a 3-bedroom, split-level, 2-bath, living-room, family-room :) type house ? -- less than $100 ? wowzer
  11. for what it's worth, forgiveness seems to come easier for me when i realize how the person who wronged me came to be who they are....
  12. An Irishman by the name of Paul McLean moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers. Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers." "'Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies. "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond." The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink . Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening -- he orders only two beers. Word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers. The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know -- the two beers and all..." The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, meself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."
  13. i'll take a boat cult anyday !!!! and i don't particulary like boats
  14. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dottie for real, i meant it like you did !!!!!!
  15. house elf !!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -- i live in average house and my property taxes are about $5,000 a year. $650 ? maybe i should move to arizona !!!!! edited to say they're almost $6,000
  16. no ;) ps. i just read dot's response. haven't read the thread yet but socks always leaves me wanting more
  17. dear free, something very similar happened to me my freshman year in college i was shocked, devasted beyond words i actually became "friends" (but not really) with the jerk's wife (she knew i didn't know is what i mean) you might be 44, but think of your life's experiences take heart, you will be okay
  18. i love you !!!! love, ex :wub:
  19. i don't enjoy it here.... that's why i have so few posts....
  20. i should probably too. i wish i were the i knew to be
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