a hug if i really like them
sometimes an air hug
sometimes a smile
sometimes a squint
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i don't french kiss them like howard or other board of trustees
i don't feel them up like uncle harry did
i don't smack them on the posterior like veepee did
i don't tell them they should have sex with me because i'm their "mother in the word" like some guy i witnessed to said to me
he was a virgin and thought i was the likely candidate to introduce him to the well you know
i'm gagging just thinking about it
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ps. most time i say "hi, how are you"