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I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too? I love you You love me We're best friends Like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too? Barney the Dinosaur

Emma Thompson Primary Colors Billy Bob Thornton

The true definition of "get a life": waiting in line for two weeks in a costume to see a movie. Bizarre. I'll see it when the crowds start to thin out, in a couple of weeks.

Frank Gorshin died yesterday at the age of 72. He was an actor and a terrific impressionist and most people under the age of 45 probably have no idea who he was. But to some of us old guys, he'll always be The Riddler

Cool World Kim Basinger The Natural

All the girls loved Illya and all the guys were sure that he had to be gay.

"Howard the Duck" should have never been made the first time, never mind a remake.

Adam Sandler and Chris Rock in a remake of the classic "The Longest Yard" is a travesty. The commercials are so lame I can't imagine how bad the movie must be. There oughta be a law.

Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was going through security at the Minneapolis-St. Paul Airport last month when the x-ray machine showed something suspicious in his luggage. When the Transportation Security folks opened the bag, they found several vials of a white powdery substance that looked like cocaine. Except it wasn't cocaine. It was dried urine. Now you might wonder why an NFL running back would be traveling with several vials of dried urine in his suitcase. Or you might not, if you also knew that Onterrio Smith was also in possession of a device known as: The Original Whizzinator So what exactly is The Original Whizzinator, you might ask. Well, it's basically a kit that consists of: a syringe heating pads dehydrated synthetic urine (?) a jock strap-type device and a fake penis The idea, of course, is that you mix your designer urine with a little ordinary tap water in the syringe, inject it into a bag with a clip valve attached to the jock strap thing which has a tube leading to the fake willie, tape one of the heating pads to your body (yikes!) and you're ready for your random drug test. When the doc hands you the cup, you whip out your prosthesis, making sure not to get the two mixed up down there, release the valve and let 'er fly. Foolproof. The Whizzinator is made by a company called Puck Technologies and it comes in five colors: white, tan, brown, black and latino. Didn't know latino was a color. Puck's website has this disclaimer: "The Whizzinator is to be used in accordance with all Federal, State and Local laws." Well, of course. I'm sure there are plenty of legitimate, legal reasons why Onterrio, or anybody else, would have one of these things. It must be loads of fun at parties. The kit costs $150.00 and extra urine packs are $12.00 each. Wouldn't it be easier just to not do the stuff in the first place?

Oops, I didn't look at all the links that time. Hank Azaria The Birdcage Nathan Lane

Gangs of New York Leo DiCaprio Catch Me If You Can

Bring plenty of money with you if you go there.

You should never assume, but you are right.

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

Yes, unfortunately. What a turkey. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Airplane Leslie Nielsen

Holes I didn't look it up but we do have the dvd.

At first I thought it had to be Faber College, but with that last hint it has to be Cornell.

The Bounty Mel Gibson The Patriot

Lucky guess. It was on AMC a couple weeks ago.

The dog looks awfully familiar, but I don't recognize the guy at all. Looks a little bit like William H. Macy, but I don't think it's him. :D-->

I have no commitment to "stuff" because I hate clutter. Anything that has no chance of being immediately useful is gone. My wife, on the other hand, is one of the world's greatest pack rats, keeping stuff forever because "I might need it someday." I have 1/2 of a closet with my clothes in it and she has 3 1/2 filled with hers, some of which she hasn't worn since before we got married in 1979. Some of that stuff has been moved six times just so it can hang unworn in a different closet. After 25 years and two kids and nature being what it is, the reality is that these clothes have no chance of being worn by anybody in our family unless one of my sons turns out to be a cross-dresser. She comes by this behavior honestly, I guess. Her mother has saved stacks of magazines from the 1960s and clothes that my wife's brothers outgrew 40 years ago and boxes of things that cannot be positively identified. It must be genetic.

Kiefer Sutherland A Few Good Men Demi Moore

Gotta be a John Wayne flick Sands of Iwo Jima?

It could be except it was sung by members of the Hitler Youth.

Carnal Knowledge Art Garfunkel Catch 22