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"How do we know he's not Mel Torme?" "I know a little German. He's sitting right over there." "Souvenirs. Novelties. Party tricks. Do you know any good white basketball players? There are no good white basketball players, my friend. ... --You dropped your phony dog poop. What, phony dog poop?" "- My uncle was born in America. - Really? But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency." "They're still working on him. He won't break. They've tried everything...Do you want me to bring out the LeRoy Neiman paintings? --No. We cannot risk violating the Geneva Convention."

This one oughta do it. Friends we've got trouble! Right here in River city! With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for "Pool"!

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I think the song title is "Can't Live", but I have no idea who the artist is. Heart covered it, but I'm pretty sure they aren't the original artist.

Okay here's another line. "He don't know one note from another!"

I...don't think that qualifies as a "doctrine", Kit. Urban myth maybe...

Star Trek V(?): The Undiscovered Country

No, those were quotes from The Colbert Report (which follows The Daily Show) Free Post. :-)

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Close but no cigar. Here's another hint.. "Tip of the hat, wag of the finger!

I can see your face still shinin' through the window on the other side

Ya gotta know the territory!

I am the Walrus by the Beatles.

"And that's tonight's Word".

Wild guess. My Fair Lady?

I'll have "Cash Cab" for a thousand, Jim. :-)

Oh, they're FORTS! :-) Miracle on Thirty-fourth Street. :-) I stink at coming up with Pictionary clues. If this is correct, count it as a free post.

I was thinking "Who's line is it anyway" but I doubt that's right.

I think the host is Jack Parr. I have no idea what those things in the water are and I don't recognize the Hair actor. So... mirror parr dirty...something somebody. :-)

Ted a leash...Asian lady? Knight a leash asian? Who's the Oh, the Daily Show. :-)

The DaVinci Code?

Correct WW! What the hey, it beats Fox News. :-)

I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide. Vintage ZZ Top http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxHyHk3h2IU

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac I got a fine fox in front, I got three more in the back.

Oh goodie, it's my turn. And now here it is, your moment of Zen...