FreeAtLast
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What a handsome group of men. No girls hey? Your poor wife is grossly outnumbered.
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at first I got 35% then I realized that reading the instructions would be good. Then I got 88% followed by 100%
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Craig looks like a guerilla. yeah I have been reading Karl Kahler's book and it is an awesome work. I was pretty much brought up in the Way. It's been interesting redefining myself and honestly looking at the reality of what the Way is. After 28 years in the way I am finally becoming ME. I can't believe I bought the bs these folks spewed out. I practically worshipped them and now they .... me off.
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sounds like the new modeling glue. I knew kids who would bag modeling glue when I was growing up and you could tell too. They were a little dim in the mental arena.
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I teach these classes in the continuing ed department of the university I attend. I have found that the best way to learn for 90 percent of the people is to start using the tool. I stress the help key and google groups is always a great place to ask questions. If you have specific questions and I can be of aid email me hlk4631@yahoo.com.
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When we were kids my mom and dad would bring home the homeless and anyone that seemed to be "interested" in taking PFAL. One such person turned out to be a convicted child molester and he tried to get alone with my middle brother. My mom was wise enough to not let this occur and found out later that THAT instinct was God.
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keep us posted on your new job and how it's going
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I am happy for you WE. Glad it worked out for you.
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WE - good luck. Glad you have other options. That's a scary situation to be in.
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Yeah QT, I am going to go with that. Only problem is I am a late model baby boomer.
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so sad. I know all those title.s :(
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Happy birthday to Andrew!!! Wish I had the energy to keep up with something like that with my kids. We were keeping track on a wall of the house I owned but after my heart surgery we lost the house and we stopped keeping track. Think I will re-instate the thrill of watching my 7 and 9 year olds grow again. My 14 year old wouldn't be as excited anymore.
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Congrats to grandma and grandpa and to the parents as well!!
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When I was growing up the mail part was a blinky and the girl part was a lulu. So the cartoon character little lulu took on a different meaning to me. lol Hey thanks gang. I am glad you enjoyed the stories. I will have to take some time when I am not at work to write about my little fishy. WE: Whew, thanks for clearing that up. I thought there were some unwritten rules on the board that I needed to learn.
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was I not supposed to say anything? Did I break the rules? Sorry
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That's why I do the consulting thing. When I get tired of the bs one place I just look for a new contract. My current contract is awesome but it's so far from my house. Topeka is full of tight shirts like you speak of WE and I hate the corporate red tape. But unless you can be self employed you gotta deal with it most of the time. That's why I am doing a new MLM venture. This time its a consumable product that I really believe in. Plus since I have been using the stuff a couple of guys said I look younger. Heck if that didn't sell me nothing will. Hopefully it will pan out and I can tell the corporate america to take a hike.
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Hey thanks. I thought since I eluded to my horny poodle last night I should give you my story. I thought it was established the cherries were on the belly button. Oh no wait wasn't it that there were no cherries in that chat room. I can't remember which. Oh well, can't wait to chat with you all again.
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you guys are awesome love to come out here now because you all make me smile.
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Happy Birthday. Cheers!!!! Enjoy the day.
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WEll at least the guy was honest. The family should have been greatful and done more than that for him. But at least he can get a warm shower and a meal.
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I agree WE it was the most fun I have had on a Saturday Night. You were a hoot. I gotta get out (there) more often. Don't forget to start at the pool table. Enjoy the cherries and whipped cream. And get some sleep you posted at 3 am
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I wrote this to explain what a statement I made meant. The statement was "He was hung like a poodle." When I was a young girl of about 12 or so, we lived in a 3 story duplex in the middle of the ghetto in Trenton New Jersey. Our back yard was the size of a two car garage, yet we managed to maintain a menagerie of animals. Three cats, four dogs, the occasional gerbel, and turtle and at one point a fish that I had caught in a cedar lake and brought home as a pet. In 24 hours he was belly up in the makeshift home I made for him in my plastic wading pool, that’s a story I will share sometime if you really want to know about it, but for the purpose of this story let me focus on the dogs, two of them in particular. Misty was our female German shepherd. If you could refer to a dog as classy that was Misty. Fully papered, my parents would pay friends who owned papered male shepherds in order to mate them with Misty. These sessions would last what seemed like an eternity to my young mind but the one thing I remember was the size of the male’s,,, well you know. I don’t think I have ever seen a human dilly whacker that big. Not even in CF&S, the Way’s one attempt at porn (imagine watching that as a 12 year old girl who didn’t even know what the word masturbation meant.) Another animal in our house, a toy poodle named Spanky. Spanky came to my parents as a practical joke on their anniversary. It seems that Spanky had an unusually large sex drive,,,, hence the joke. My 12 year old mind didn’t understand this and Spanky immediately became my dog. He would prove to embarrass me time and time again. You see Spanky didn’t care what species you were if you stood still long enough he was going to mount you. He would get so excited that this little red button would pop out of the end of his thingy, and had it not been for the color you wouldn’t have even know he had one down there. But that didn’t stop him. One day a friend of mine was sitting on my bed. Spanky had joined us and apparently she was “cycling”. Spanky caught wind of it. He started going to town on this poor girls back and he was getting extremely busy. I threw him off of her several times but he just keep coming back for more. I finally had to exile him from the room. If you look horn-dog up in the dictionary you will see Spanky’s picture. So although Spanky wasn’t well endowed he was proof of the adage that sex is like fishing. It’s not the size of the worm but how you wiggle it. Unfortunately for Spanky he enjoyed wiggling his a little too much, and it eventually cost him his life. How did Spanky die???" Well my dad let the dogs out of the back yard and spanky was riding Misty the whole time hanging on her tail since he couldn't get up to the real thing. Misty excited about escaping the confines of our diminutive backyard, was excitedly running down the main road trying to avoid her inevitable capture when she flung Spanky into the main road. A semi was driving by and he got squashed like a pancake. I cried all day. He was a funny dog. My oldest brother would yell from the bathroom in a sing songy voice "toilet paper please" and the dog would howl as if he were singing the harmony. After that to get a laugh out of our friends we would sing that tune in the kitchen, the living room or wherever we were entertaining our guests just to make the dog sing. Sometimes it actually produced a roll of toilet paper. If we left for more than 15 minutes, when we would arrive home the dog would literally go out of his mind with joy upon seeing us as though he feared we would never return. I am sure a few of his past owners did just that to him and he was still scarred from the experience. lol Hence the demise of my horny poodle. That's the story of my horny poodle. Hope it gave you a giggle.
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WatersEdge: You definitely know how to treat a lady. Wish more guys out there had your philosophy and respect for women. It's rare these days.
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welcome aboard. I have found since I can't seem to stomach religion either that I try to do my best to teach my kids what I know. I still have the collaterals and they love God. I don't push it on them just make it available to them. My oldest is the only one that ever spoke in tongues but now she refuses to. At least I know they are born again and I am giving them a solid foundation.