I am convinced that you all are certifiably nuts!! And I love it.
Johnny you always know how to spin a yarn and I love ya for it. Thanks for the fart story, nothing like a good fart story. I don't think anyone had a family so well versed at farting then the one I grew up in. No one was ever self conscious about farting and we were more inclined to announce the arrival of such. Now my kids do the same. Hmmmmm, I wonder who taught them that.
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Thanks for the giggle Johnny.