Steve!

Almost right - it wasn't the Cardassians but the Shelliac. I think it's close enough - take a turn!

"Get word to Gosheven. Tell him I am coming to the pumping station. Tell him I am going to destroy the aqueduct." "He'll try to stop you." "I sincerely hope so." "This colony exists because generations gave their lives for it. Many died before we found a way to adapt to the radiation, and many more died bringing water to this desert. My grandfather..." "...is buried on that mountain! Well, who'll be left to bury you?"

Would that be the one where Picard was hailed as the hero of some battle or other, where Damon Bock's son got killed, and he planted a device in Picard's personal effects that messed with his mind and made him think he was back on the Excelsior?

So I'm thinking maybe I'm wrong - maybe it *isn't* the Shaggy Dog

*bump*

*bump* I think I know the answer, but it's been just GstG and me going back and forth for a few rounds. C'mon, Gspotters!

The Untouchables. "You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"

"What's going on here, Satch?" "Frank says that he talks to Johnny, little Johnny on the radio in the future, and this guy claims to be your son! "

Star Trek II - the Wrath of Khan

Have As in "could HAVE", "would HAVE", "should HAVE", NOT "could OF", "would OF", "should OF". Just doing my part to help posters learn English.

I thought that might do it! The Officer of Steel it is!

Okay, I'll add another line - "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

"It's back! Big is back, because bigger is better than ever! 6000 SUX: An American Tradition!"

G - that would be "The Nightmare Before Christmas"

Dang, I keep making it too easy. Yup, FOD it is.

Man hallucinates; hears voices which tell him to destroy part of his cornfield.

Independence Day?

Just google the kind of tuturial you want - for example, JavaScript tutorials abound.

Ummm, Bowtwi?? where did THAT come from? It looks like you are responding to a post GstG did back on June 20.

Indeed it is. Show us how it's done, G.

A Wonderful Life. "Go ahead. Make my day!

"Can you hear me now?" And how about titling the thread "You write the caption", since it's not really a contest?

Dang, I thought it would take longer! Yes, that is Catherine Deneuve. And I thought my pictogram was kinda clever.

Geoge? You've never heard of Ugg boots, obviosly. Google them. and yes, Ugly Betty.

4 pix - 2 character names, 1 name