I have a feeling I may have to switch shows, but here's more quotes.
"Make a move! Get in the game! You gonna get hurt? Have a beautiful train wreck."
"Coffee without caffeine is like sex without the spanking."
"No idea what you just said, but it turns me on. We can agree on things if you just say things I like, just like that."
"How is it we're always fighting, then?"
"Well, you say something, I disagree, wittily, and then you retort with a modicum of disdain. Then you do a little thrust and parry, thrust, parry, parry, Matthew Perry, Gaylord Perry, Sheri Perry, Perry Mason, Luke Perry, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, parry...'
"I mean WHY, Trevor!"
Because we disagree fundamentally on everything and you do this great little turn with your mouth when you get angry. You go like this:"
[pouts, smooches and babbles on and on in babytalk]
"Can we just stop there while I'm still perceiving that a compliment?"