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  1. People want to feel loved. They want someone to want them. Not be wanted. If you want more love and attention give more love and attention. Don't ask to be loved more. Kiss like you want to do the wild monkey. Not like you kiss your mom or dad. Ladies believe it or not men like affection/love. Make your man want to come home to momma. If you want us to go run off and cheat heres the list. Quit caring how you look. Quit saying nice things. Start telling us how other men do things. Get made if we play a little grab foot in the kitchen. Have a head acke all the time and then when you want it expect us to be up in a second. Dont act affectionate. React badly if we look at a pretty girl. Please note I said look. Maybe act like you do love us even when we're not perfect. The list can go on and on. Some times we all look or are driven off. Also some of us just like to flirt. Its a shock though when we playingly flirt and a woman flirts back. Sorry I ramble. Basic concept is that we all want love. Its even better when it comes with sex.
  2. Ok I know I'm from Texas but what in the H did he just say. I don't try to understand people from New York City(remember that New Jersey is just an exit number). I really don't understand California people. But what makes it all right is that when they move here they can't understand us either. Then they move home. Ya'll can come visit, leave your money, then go home. We carry guns, drive trucks, eat meat, and generally tell it strait.
  3. In fact there is a Texas flag right outside my office. As far as becoming part of Mexico again. Distance to Mexico City is 950 miles Distance to Washington DC 1600 miles The chance of getting shot is greater in Washington than for our troops in Iraq. I have actually considered moving to Mexico.
  4. Ya'll all take your hat off and sing. "Texas, our Texas" Texas, Our Texas! all hail the mighty State! Texas, Our Texas! so wonderful so great! Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest. (chorus) Texas, Our Texas! your freeborn single star, Sends out its radiance to nations near and far, Emblem of Freedom! it set our hearts aglow, With thoughts of San Jacinto and glorious Alamo. (chorus) Texas, dear Texas! from tyrant grip now free, Shines forth in splendor, your star of destiny! Mother of heros, we come your children true, Proclaiming our allegiance, our faith, our love for you. Chorus God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong, That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long. God bless you Texas! And keep you brave and strong, That you may grow in power and worth, throughout the ages long. Today is Texas Independance Day
  5. Cell groups are an up and coming thing. We went to on church who had it but did not supervise. This lead a group of people leaving because they went on a tangant like TWI. Our current church has them in lieu of a sunday evening service. particication is running about 35% of sunday morning attendance. The lessions are all provided and the cells are supervised. This is a growing trend. A Missionary in Mexico visited us to see how we worked it. He is using it in a city of 80,000. Three years ago they could count a total of less than 500 evangelical christians. The total has almost quadrupeled in 3 years. This is showing in church attendance is growing. The cell groups work well because the catholic priests dont get wind of it and frieck(Please note that the catholic church in Mexico is not christian. I have and do know many christian catholics in the states). It did contribute to a church split in Mexico. In the long run its the best thing that could have happened to that church.
  6. I think I'll just stick with chess. I don't need ice for play and I'll stay warmer.
  7. Dod gonit Rasal you took the works right out of my mouth. It does sound like he is scared and trying to put a good responce to it. My wife came out of cancer praising God and uses it as motivation for others. Me I remember the fear, pain, costs, and waiting. If you or a family member goes thru cancer you know about waiting.
  8. I really have to differ with you WB. I agree that there are a lot of people out there in christian service that are arogant AH's. What I have also found that is the people who really walk the walk are very humble people. They don't walk around with the holier than thou attitude. Now of course I am great and all you are nut case cult crazies.
  9. First time I ran out of time because I felt forgating to reload. Thats why I like 30 round clips. Never did hit Harry. I did shoot a hunting buddy 34 years ago the same way. Well not quite. My friend didnt have anypellets break the skin. We were 150 feet apart.
  10. OK I'm from Texas and want to get this thread back on tract. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE GAME? tO ME ITS JUST SOMEONE SLIDING A ROCK DOWN THE ICE with two people sweeping like mad in front. Are they trying to slow it down or help it along?
  11. I met a lot of the white Rhodesian's who were migrating here when Rhodesia became Zimbabwe. They didn't give it this long before the country went to dirt. It makes me worried about Iraq.
  12. Dmiller just tell me when that nasty ole bear is coming your way. I've got a little.30 caliber 180 grain projectile moving at 2850 ft per second that might convence him he's wrong. Never have eaten bear but there's akways a first time. PETA people are just nut cases. Let them come here and we'll have a great laugh. I have seen buffalo, lion, water bufalo, and just about every type exotic hunted in good old Kerr County. The YO ranch just had a giraffe born out on the ranch. If you want to kill it come here. It only cost lots and lots of money.
  13. PETA is right. Wild animals do not belong behind bars. They belong in my freezer.
  14. I left long long ago in a different TWI. The teachings did not fit like a hand in a glove. I am/was a grown man who didn't need a call if I missed fellowship. I didn't need someone else directing me to only date women who were in the WAY. I wanted a more normal worship experience than what fellowship offered. I left and never regretted it. After reading what happened in the 80's and 90's I only wonder why no one went postal at HQ.
  15. I tried but could not link an article out of the San Antonio Express News. It seems that when people max out deductions or get an earned income credit and still have kids left over they sell their SS # and name to a friend so they can get the EIC. They then split the money. Great way to cheat the IRS and go to jail. Another reason to go to jail is to get free dental work. Go in for a minor offense and come out with your teeth done. O the ways they live off our money.
  16. Maybe my dsl is better than others, because it sounded great and loaded in a few seconds. This will be a great addition to the sight. You might want to break it down by period. TWI I & II. So much of what happened at the end I only learned here.
  17. Turn the sound on sure. Then that thing starts sreaming at you. I'm old enough already.
  18. Dear Ma and Pa I am well. Hope ya'll doin well. Tell brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till 6am, but I'm getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Men got to shave but it is not bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cerial,eggs, bacon, etc, but weak on chops, potatoes,ham, steak, fried eggplant,pie, and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you over to lunch when you get to eat again. Its no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marchs", which the platoon sargent says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so its not my place to tell him differant. A "rooute march" is about as far from the house to the mailbox. Then the city boys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice but awful flat. The sargent is like a school teacher. He nags alot. The Capt. is like the school board. MAORS AND cOLONALS JUST RIDE AROUND AND FROWN. They don't bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting metals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunks head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges, They come in boxes. Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real carful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in here except Tug Jorden from over at Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up at the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 lbs, and he's 6'4" and weighs near 300 ponds dry. Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get on to how easy this is and come stampeding in. / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / Your loving Daughter Suzy.
  19. What the IRS has done to me in the last two years is making me seriously thinking about leaving the country. I hav'nt gotten any money from the gov in my life. They just suck it out of me. Make a dollar and they take 15.7% in self employment taxes and then we start with income tax. Just remember that if you get money back that you didny pay in there is someone some where that is paying that in.
  20. Ya'll might be shocked if you moved to south Texas. The number of people of Mexican desent is now the majority in many places in the state. You are as likly to see an American flag as you are to see a Mexican Flag. Their are more spanish radio stations than english. Billboards everywhere in spanish. Went into a convience store a month ago and the register closed sign was in spanish. I am slowly learning spanish as a nessesity.
  21. THis is a new stamp for your hunting license that is new this year. The game wardens are only giving a warning if you don't have it. As far as driving to where the birds are before hunting. Everyone does that. I have driven out into a pasture rolled the window down and shot more deer than I ever did from a deer blind.
  22. ROTFLMAO I promise that both these jocks will be on the radio on wensday. Thats bad joke wensday.
  23. Just so ya'll know. We don't speak with an accent in Texas. Jeews guys just dont know.
  24. I can tell none of you have ever hunted birds. Believe it or not most people around here know of someone or have themselves been hit with bird shot. Most times this is the same as being hit with BB's. Most of these accidents dont even break the skin. In this case they did. It was an accident. Any of you ever have a wreck. If the man that was shot isn't asking for Chaney's arrest just let it drop.
  25. ex70sHouston

    Y'allbonics

    The Association of Southern Schools has decided to pursue some of the seemingly endless taxpayer dollar pipeline through Washington designating Southern slang or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern Schools. The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary: HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage "Heidi, Hire yew?" BARD - (verb) - Past tence of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck." JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capital is Lanner. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my truck." BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capital is Berminhayum. Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an laft $20,000,000 in improvments." MUNTS - (noun) - A calender division. Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard mypickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts." THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage "Ah thank ah'll have a bare." IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native". Usage "them Bammer boys sure are ignert." RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago." ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck." FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far." TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup." TIRE - (noun) - A tal monument. Usage "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Parris sometime." RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage " My grampaw retard at age 65." FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh." RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilage. Usage "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats." CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer." FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ...must be from some farn country." DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage "He's did Jim." ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas Oxygen. Usage "He cain't breath... give him some ARE." BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence." JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bon war fence cump'ny?" HAZE - a contraction. Usage " Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf." SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see" VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage "I ain't never seed New York City...view?" GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
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