cheranne

i believe that most people who entered twi have a love for God and truth,my concern is that they know the differance. Lots of conterfiet twisted scripture in twi and guilt poured on like a hot fudge sunday! Subtile but..there big time,never enough is done,even when your sick it is YOUR fault and it just goes on and on like a little violin playing a wha wha wha song. Once people see that and want to move on with life in the here and now it is easy to guide them as long as they KNOW what light to follow.

Oh No :blink: I take them at night LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QsclUHCTNw...player_embedded

I should have put this in politics! Can we change that Paw? I just wonder how many shoes there will be at the white house lawn this week! :unsure: His reaction time was super quick like people had thrown things at him before. Didn't he own a baseball team?

I shouldn't laugh but I did,I just couldn't help it(at a McDonalds no less having breakfast) He had good reaction time (I will say that)

haha you got my attentio n but I think she will be okay.

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Oh yes that is so true. My kids are all grown up now!(Thank God!)

GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was ' DON'T !' 'Don 't what ? ' Adam replied. 'Don't eat the forbidden fruit.' God said. 'Forbidden fruit ? We have forbidden fruit ? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! ' ' No Way ! ' 'Yes way ! ' 'Do NOT eat the fruit ! ' said God. 'Why ? ' 'Because I am your Father and I said so ! ' God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked ! 'Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? ' God asked. 'Uh huh,' Adam replied. 'Then why did you ? ' said the Father. 'I don't know,' said Eve. 'She started it! ' Adam said. 'Did not ! ' 'Did too ! ' 'DID NOT ! ' Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you ? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!

Guilt Free Key Lime Pie [ 1 small box sugar free lime gelatin 1/3 cup boiling water 3 6oz containers key lime pie yogurt 1 small tub sugar free whipped topping 1 prepared low fat graham cracker pie crust 1 small package gumdrop-type lime slices Assembly In a large bowl, combine gelatin with boiling water until dissolved. Fold yogurt & whipped topping into the gelatin mixture until blended (do not over mix or it will be runny). Pour the mixture into the pie crust & refrigerate overnight. Garnish with lime slices if desired.

Yummy Pina Colada Pie Ingredients 1 small box pineapple gelatin 1/3 cup boiling water 3 6oz containers pina colada yogurt 1 tablespoon coconut extract 1 samll package shredded coconut 1 small tub sugar free whipped topping 1 prepared low fat graham cracker pie crust Assembly In a large bowl, combine gelatin with boiling water until dissolved. Fold yogurt, coconut extract, 1 cup coconut, & whipped topping into the gelatin mixture until blended (do not over mix or it will be runny). Mound the mixture into the pie crust (it will be high), sprinkle additional coconut over the pie, & refrigerate overnight.

How weird! Soon they will think they are they only people going to heaven! Oh yah I forgot"the living room"

I remember the day Mt St. Helens blew up! People were actually getting the ash and putting it in jars to sell! I remember plugging in the car so it wouldn't freeze. I remember putting Cayane pepper in shoes so I wouldn't freeze my feet when I hitch hiked to my job(to McDonalds)believing for a ride and also NOT to be late(looking forward to eating food) In the back of my mind wanting to leave.(especially when listening to SuperTramps-take the long way home) Two old cars like from the movie Cars(the rusty one that shakes and the van to go with it. (that would be good to put in a graphic novel!) My wow sisters great sense of humor(she was from Texas too..it's a southern thang! Saying no to sex. Saying no to Mormons(I don't want to be in YOUR Cult)I have my own thanks anyway!

Is that from the Mary Tyler Moore show?

Christmas Music

I don't care.

Don't do it. Get a new roomate! Unless you want to be biblically challanged(to put it politically correct)like TWI(not to mention shallow puppetts in sheeps clothing) :blink:

But,don't give up on God.

Ha..me too. or like Bill Cosby says there is an elephant under the couch!

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (Taken from papers written by a Class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money. When they take us for walks, they slow down past things Like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.' They don't say, 'Hurry up.' Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. They can take their teeth and gums out. Grandparents don't have to be smart. They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?' When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if We ask for the same story over again. Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us. They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad. A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.'' GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM! It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they Blame their dog. Send this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, send it to everyone. It will make their day.

never mind.

Ya gotta have a sense of humor! Love you guys

Oh NO WAY! I am just getting started to expose TWI (your can find me on Faithout.com. and GodTube.Com and Beware of TWI(under groups on GodTube and Myspace .) This is just a parody of the sound of music Good Bye to The Way International.

Thanks for sharing that,it is so true.