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  1. QUOTE(nandon @ Nov 17 2007, 08:11 PM) what group is he talking about? JustSayNo suggested The Way. Actually, he said he belonged to an unnamed splinter group. I don't know which one has a nine-hour seminar. George
  2. Actually, the Illini beat a ranked Penn State but lost to a ranked Michigan. And Missouri wasn't ranked when the Illini played them, but they've done well enough this year... George
  3. Gee, even Nortwestern scored more points against Illinois than Ohio State did. ;) It appears that Illinois might get to play in the Capital One Bowl on New Year's Day. Not bad for a team that hadn't won nine games in its LAST FOR SEASONS!! George
  4. Hopefully, these will make it a little easier. "I found our access to the infirmary building but I’m gonna need some time to make it work. "How much time?" "Enough for me to find my way up a 20 foot vertical drainpipe without using a ladder." "I'm not going to dig if I'm not going to go." "You came." "Of course." "How’ve you been?" "Fine. I found a job." "Good. I’m glad." "Is it awful being here?" "Remember the first place you stayed? That hotel by the airport? Only difference is $69 and the free shampoo." "You know, it vexes me that I’m made out to be the bad guy in the room. It’s not like y’all are incarcerated for stealin’ Girl Scout cookies." "None of us murdered any Girl Scouts in the process." "That was not our agreement. I'm not gonna work with this crazy rhino." "You keep pushing it John." "Yeah, I keep pushing it, you know. Huh, what's your deal man?" "Touch my brother again and I'll show you." "Brother? Your brother?" "I could kill you and the paperwork wouldn't need much more than the date." "What's it take to shake down another inmate? Get something he took from you?" "It would take Fibonacci." "Oh. I'll give you Fibonacci. I promised you that. When the time is right." "The time is right now." "No. The time is right when you and I are standing outside those walls." "You kept it." "Kept what?" "The flower." "Well, I'm a packrat. I never throw anything out." [looks around the spotless infirmary] "Yeah, well this clutter. It's... overwhelming." "You should see my apartment." "Woah. We haven't even had our first date yet and you're already inviting me in. I thought you were a nice girl." "Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last." "So where do you finish?" "Depends on where I start. Deep breath." "I thought your cousin was trying to move in on your girl." "That's my other cousin but thanks for briniging that up, jackass!" "My daddy always said 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice I put you in the ground'." George
  5. Yeah, Sometimes, I just don't have anything insightful or witty to say. :blink: George
  6. Glory Matthew Broderick Ferris Buehler's Day Off George
  7. This will bring it back somehat. Desiree Marlon Brando The Freshman George
  8. I've probably heard that joke a number of times, but what movie...? "Lord of War" again? George
  9. "Fear is the true enemy. The only enemy." "Know your enemy and know yourself and you will always be victorious." "What do you make of these?" "Crystalline. Mostly inert. Nothing to write home about." "Excuse me?" "Slang, sir. I did use it correctly, did I not?" "He has the right to meet death awake." "Is that a male perspective?" "Rubbish!" "It looks like gold. It tastes like gold!" "It IS gold." "Merde." George
  10. That's a cute one. I'll let the others give it a shot. George
  11. You're always welcome here, Belle! :wub: Come around more often. George
  12. As long as she talks but doesn't wet! George
  13. I've never heard of it, but "Joy in the Afternoon"? George
  14. Happy birthday, Cindy!! Best wishes to Steve! and all the !s. George
  15. It was "The Waltons," of course. Three pics Georgel
  16. This has been addressed elsewhere, but the gist of it is, when people look at your profile, they can vote on it. The number of stars you see is the average. George
  17. Okay. That's enough time. Try this: "Fear is the true enemy. The only enemy." "What do you make of these?" "Crystalline. Mostly inert. Nothing to write home about." "Excuse me?" "Slang, sir. I did use it correctly, did I not?" "Merde." George
  18. "You came." "Of course." "How’ve you been?" "Fine. I found a job." "Good. I’m glad." "Is it awful being here?" "Remember the first place you stayed? That hotel by the airport? Only difference is $69 and the free shampoo." "You know, it vexes me that I’m made out to be the bad guy in the room. It’s not like y’all are incarcerated for stealin’ Girl Scout cookies." "None of us murdered any Girl Scouts in the process." "That was not our agreement. I'm not gonna work with this crazy rhino." "You keep pushing it John." "Yeah, I keep pushing it, you know. Huh, what's your deal man?" "Touch my brother again and I'll show you." "Brother? Your brother?" "I could kill you and the paperwork wouldn't need much more than the date." "What's it take to shake down another inmate? Get something he took from you?" "It would take Fibonacci." "Oh. I'll give you Fibonacci. I promised you that. When the time is right." "The time is right now." "No. The time is right when you and I are standing outside those walls." "You kept it." "Kept what?" "The flower." "Well, I'm a packrat. I never throw anything out." [looks around the spotless infirmary] "Yeah, well this clutter. It's... overwhelming." "You should see my apartment." "Woah. We haven't even had our first date yet and you're already inviting me in. I thought you were a nice girl." "Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last." "So where do you finish?" "Depends on where I start. Deep breath." "I thought your cousin was trying to move in on your girl." "That's my other cousin but thanks for briniging that up, jackass!" "My daddy always said 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice I put you in the ground'." George
  19. Good night, Suda. Good night, Tom. Good night George-boy. George
  20. I think my favorite scene from "The Jerk" was: "I have to show you this example of man's cruelty to animals in my country." "Ah, yes. I've heard of this. Cat juggling." New movie (these are from memory, so perhaps not exactly right): "What have I done?" "What you've always done. Taking certain death and making it a chance for life." "This planet is breaking apart!" "Yes! Exhilarating, isn't it?!" George
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