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OK. "Keeping Up Appearances." George

Still no idea. George

"Hey, Ace. I would like you very much to meet Judy. She can suck a golf ball through twenty feet of garden hose. Ain't that right?" "Who the hell are you?" "My... name... is... Johnny Wishbone. I am a psychic. Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix. I read in the St. Croix Gazette that the Beverley Hills Police Department was having trouble solving crimes. So I came to help you out, because I am a psychic extraordinaire. But they told me you don't need help, so I will go home. Yes, my name is Johnny Wishbone and I am a psychic from the Isle of St. Croix. You, I don't know you. You are... MMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMM AAAhhhhhh LUTZ! Chief LUTZ! And you are... MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm... AAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh... " "Biddle?" "BIDDLE! Yes, Biddle I was about to say that, but you beat me to it. I don't need any help because I am Johnny Wishbone psychic extraordinaire. Just think Johnny Wishbone and I will come. Lutz and Biddle, like Kibble n' Bits, but different." "You just hit a squad car!" "It's okay, I know the guy. He's a jerk." George

You're welcome to play, but that means guessing someone else's song before posting your own. George

Being more conservative in my views, I wouldn't vote for Hillary or Obama because they're liberals. I, like Ex70's, would probably vote for Condoleezza Rice. George P.S. Frankly, I expect that the first woman and/or black to be elected President will be a Republican, because a lot of Democrats would vote for him/her on the basis of race/gender.

"Hooked on a Feeling" BJ Thomas (or Blue Swede, with their oogah chucka version) George

Open your TV Guide (or whatever) to the movies section. There's probably one there you can use! George

Die Hard Alan Rickman Galaxy Quest George

Would it help if I mention that the first woman's first name is Ione? George

National Lampoon's European Vacation Chevy Chase Foul Play George

It's a Rambo film. I think the first one was called "First Blood." George

Raf clearly knows it. In fact, his response is another quote. George

Well, a mint COULD act as a lozenge, soothing the speaker's throat.... George

Ahhhh...I'll give it to you. "Traveling Band" George

A classic "Earthworm Jim" cartoon: EJ and Peter Puppy are having lunch in an International House of Haggis. PP: "This isn't bad! I wonder why no one's in here. What is this, anyway?" EJ: "It's HAGGIS! The heart, lungs and liver of a sheep boiled in its own stomach." George

"737 comin' out of the sky" George

"You know, here's a discussion: Why is it that we remember the past and not the future? " "That's a tough one, Larry." "Look, it's my first date in over thirty-five years; I would like memorable instead of low-key." "Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza at a laundromat." "Yes, which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren. So, Wednesday, 7:30. Bring a date?" "So what does all your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?" "Probably about the same as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week." George

George, You're going to meet another man named George. Tell him that life should be fun. Have him kill a rapper, if necessary. George

"The Streak" Ray Stevens? George

Yeah. I remember when the "tough guy" at school might show off a switchblade. Not that he (or anyone at school) would actually use one. George

I'm pretty sure I know it. I'll see who else jumps in. Good one, Suda! George

The last one sounds like LaWanda Page ("Aunt Esther") "Sanford and Son"? George

Correct. George

Interesting thread, Pirate. If I had to write a letter warning myself of some big mistake, though, joining TWI wouldn't have been it. I'm willing to take the bad with that I endured to enjoy the good. There WERE a couple of OTHER mistakes I'd love to change, though! George

"With a Little Help From My Friends" Beatles. "A winter's day, in a deep and dark December." George