"I outrank you."
"And I'm such a slut for authority."
"Because we're friends, I'm gonna tell you something nobody else knows. I'm homophobic."
[deadpan] "I'm stunned."
"How can you ban red meat?"
"Well, they've got a whole campaign, they're going to go with it. They plan to promote Summersport as the seafood capital of the world."
"We're carnivores. When the pilgrims landed, first thing they did was eat a few Indians."
George