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GeorgeStGeorge

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  1. Rhinestone Dolly Parton Nine to Five George
  2. That was "One More Repossession (and I'll Be out of Debt)" by Perfect Stracnger FREE POST! George
  3. Would it help to say that the title of the movie is a type of car? George
  4. "Think of it as an opportunity, Doctor. You never know when a friendly ambassador is going to be in the right place at the right time to help your career." "Another hour with them could destroy my career!" "It's a simple job: just keep them happy, and away from me." "Simple? Nothing makes them happy! They are dedicated to being UN-happy, and to spreading that unhappiness wherever they go! They are the Ambassadors of Unhappy!" "All the men I've known have needed to be shaped and molded and manipulated. Finally I've met a man who knows how to do it himself." "There was a minor incident at the bar that I helped her with, and now she's... grateful." "What's the problem?" "The manner in which she expresses her gratitude." "What seems to be the problem?" "Well, my brooch has been stolen. It's been in my family for 36 generations, it's absolutely priceless and I want it back!" "You're certain you were wearing it today?" "Yes, of course I'm certain. I never use this hair without it." "Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection." George
  5. Ummm... "Enter" is also known as the Return key... Sorry for hijacking this thread. I don't know anything about Windows 7. George
  6. Yeah. You know... I get the funniest looks from everyone I meet! :P George
  7. Misspelled, but our judges will accept it! ;) George
  8. Excie, As determined in other threads, it appears that IE7 has this "split reply window" problem. I don't know if an upgrade to IE8 will help. You can download Mozilla Firefox for free; it doesn't have the problem. Or try this "workaround": When your post gets to the top of that annoying toolbar, hit enter enough times to get the reply to start scrolling. That will move your reply up so that you can see more. Not perfect, but I do it if I'm here in IE7. George
  9. "Jingle Bells" of course! Here we come, walking down the street... George
  10. This movie has been done on this thread before, but there are MANY memorable lines, so... Let me get this straight. You believe that your employer, one of the richest and most powerful men in the world, is a costumed vigilante who regularly beats criminals to a pulp with his bare fists, and your plan is to BLACKMAIL HIM? Good Luck! George
  11. My favorite part is at the end when even the bank auditors throw in some cash and join the singing! :) George
  12. "Second Hand Lions" ws a fine movie, but yes, a bit obscure for this thread. Krys's line sounds like it's from a Peter Pan movie. I'll guess "Hook." George
  13. I don't know. I run IE7. George
  14. No. I don't recall anyone being electrocuted in that movie. Good guess, though! George
  15. It seems that a number of people are having this problem. Can anyone fix it? George
  16. An oldie but a goodie. Not funny, but charming. George
  17. Sesquipedalian, adj. given to using long words, especially when short ones will do. (From sesqui: one-and-a-half and pedis: foot) Martindale's sesquipedalian antics did not disguise his lack of scholarship. George
  18. I told my boss where to get off two months ago today Now the bills are pilling high and they're hauling things away They took the living room sofa, the Kool-Aid stains and all Now my butt's down on a hardwood floor and my back's against the wall Last night I turned in early 'cause they turned off lights The repo man took my truck in the middle of the night Things are gone to pieces you know the times are hard When you have to use your Visa just to pay your Mastercard George
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