"Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus."
"Want me to do it for ya?"
"Are you perchance a nurse?"
"No, I used to be a junkie."
" Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?"
"You're the doctor."
"Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week."
"You're gonna let that SHYSTER on?"
"I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I'M a QUACK!"
George