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  1. That's the one. If you haven't seen it, it's actually almost sweet. Rob Schneider ("Deuce Bigalow") winds up as a gigolo for a lot of women with problems, and he tries to make dates with them where they feel less awkward. The funniest is where he takes a woman with Tourette's to a Yankees game, because all the swearing fits right in. In fact, some of the crowd start to repeat her curses. Anyway, you're up. George
  2. No. You probably have it. Feel free to give the answer. George
  3. "Martini, two olives." "Eight fifty." "Eight dollars?" "And fifty cents." "How much just for a plain cranberry juice?" "Oh, three dollars." "Well I'll go for that." [sets the juice down] "There you go. That's uh, eleven fifty." "Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you." "Uh, perhaps you don't understand. If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick, and uh, I'll be shoving that right up your pee hole." "See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?" "Where?" "Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?" "Man-whoring?" "Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring." "I have narcolepsy. It's a sleeping disorder. It isn't the worst thing you could ever have. I'm just not allowed to fly in a plane or drive a car or work in a gun range." "He made me realize that I wasn't just some hot babe with huge tits, even though I am." "BALL-HAIR!" "Yeah, ball-hair, what we need is a strike here!" George
  4. The title of THIS program ultimately referred to SIX different characters. Only two of the original cast (well, three, sorta) remained through the show's run. Two movies (so far) have aired with the same title. A short-lived reboot TV series came and went after airing only a few episodes. George
  5. I have no idea, but this is the kind of thing that WW has been helpful with. And media mogul Raf may know, as well. George
  6. A swing and a miss. More quotes shortly. George
  7. I always thought Jenilee was the hottest.. George
  8. "Martini, two olives." "Eight fifty." "Eight dollars?" "And fifty cents." "How much just for a plain cranberry juice?" "Oh, three dollars." "Well I'll go for that." [sets the juice down] "There you go. That's uh, eleven fifty." "Uh, no, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the three dollars. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you." "Uh, perhaps you don't understand. If you don't pay me now, I'm gonna take this swizzle stick, and uh, I'll be shoving that right up your pee hole." "See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?" "Where?" "Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?" "Man-whoring?" "Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring." George
  9. Correct. In the early years of the radio show, older actors portrayed the kids. Later, and during the whole TV run, the kids played themselves, sort of. George
  10. I'm afraid not. The show began as a radio series in 1944. In 1952 the show became a television series. Numerous 1950s episodes were sponsored by Hotpoint and included a prologue featuring Mary Tyler Moore as "Happy Hotpoint", a dancing pixie. Characters in this show were frequently named after the actors playing them, especially (but not exclusively) child actors. Until it was surpassed by the Simpsons in 2004, this was the longest running comedy series in American television history. The lead character was ranked #21 in TV Guide's list of the "50 Greatest TV Dads of All Time" (20 June 2004 issue). After it was cancelled, the series was replaced (time slot) by "Batman." The actors were a real family, portraying a family. One of the stars became a rock and roll "teen idol." He even performed some songs on the show. George
  11. OK. It's "Troglodyte" by Jimmy Castor. The words are spoken not sung. TROGLODYTE FREE POST George
  12. It was a one-hit wonder, I think. Your Alley-Oop challenge reminded me of it. If neither Human nor Raf has an idea, I'll reveal. George
  13. Power Girl. One of the many revisions after Crisis on Infinite Earths made her not the Earth-2 Superman's cousin but a descendant of Arion of Atlantis. Then, she and Huntress were like the last two vestiges of Earth-2. I'm not sure WHAT her current origin is. George
  14. New an the Cartoon Network: DC's Super-Hero Girls. Less serious than Justice League Action, not as goofy as Teen Titans, Go! You just have to get past the premise: Kara Danvers, Barbara Gordon, Zatanna Zatara, Jessica Cruz, Karen Beecher, and Diana Prince are all students at Metropolis High.. Yes, Metropolis. And Hal Jordan is around, in some capacity. And it appears that Barry Allen is a soda jerk at "Sweet Justice." I'm a bit confused about something, though. Some sites indicate this as a new show, but IMDb says it's in its fifth season. I think it may have been licensed outside the US, first. Anyway, if you haven't already had your fill of simple-minde fun, give it a try. George
  15. Gitarzan was by Ray Stevens. And this isn't it. Here's the whole song, with the title edited out, whenever it appears.: What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time When the only people that existed were [EDIT] ...cave men... Cave women...Neanderthal...[EDIT]. Let's take the average Cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up Try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this: "Dance...dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look In the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a Woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the Woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause It might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd Be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there Wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a Big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one Of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said: "Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way Back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto) "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh" You don't need the artist's name, just the title. George
  16. Correct. Charlie Bradbury was her role on Supernatural Holly Marten was her role on Eureka. George
  17. That sounds like research, not cheating. And her last name is not Adams. It's actually shorter. George
  18. No. Apparently, Grey DeLisle only does voice acting. The one I'm clueing does both. Hint: she usually plays a spunky redhead. Probably because she IS a spunky redhead. George
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