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Why God made Moms Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom? 1. We're related 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy. 3. They say she used to be nice. What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name. 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer? 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot. 2. She got too old to do anything else with him. 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on. Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball. 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed. 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work. 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them. 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's. 4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time. 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery. 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. [ b]If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?[/b] 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that. 2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me. 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Yet another example of what hell war is!

Does R & R mean home for R & R? Hmmmm Sounds like a party!

Excellent! Anyone opposed to this park? Looks good to me, especially those floating cabins.

I think the most cabins we've rented at a roast has been 4.

Ooh, act2! That sounds great - to me! I'll see what others have to say - I'm a bluegrass fan from way back. If we can find that park Hawk had spoken of with cabins and an island, I'd say that'd be the one. Otherwise, I like your suggestion. I'm glad to see some weenie energy. Ah Belle, I'm hoping you can get your mom or dad to come - sure would be great to have you!

Cool Darlin, It's THE SOUTHERN COMFORT WEENIE ROAST or something like that. I'm thinking if we're really gonna get genuine southern comfort, we need to go south to get it. Come on down, it's worth the drive. Rascal - You sound like me - I thought I'd recognize it when I Googled KY STATE PARKS. But maybe it's not a state park. wwjesuslaughat - HELP - PLEASE!!! I'll keep looking at KY parks.

I recently had a dear male friend from my past re-enter my life. One thing he said that blew my mind, was that he had wondered what if he had married me instead of the two ladies he had married. He wondered if being that he and I have so much in common, even though their body types were more to his liking, would we still be happy together today? He and I were both married to others during almost all of our friendship, so I never looked at him that way. My response to him was that I can't even entertain that thought, for two reasons; He was my friend's husband and If we simply stay friends I get to keep him forever. If we risk crossing that line and become lovers and lose the thrill, then we lose the friendship. The odd thing to me is that since that conversation I've spoken with his ex-wife, who gave me permission to date her ex-husband. I told her that would be gross, I might as well date HER and that she most certainly does not have my permission to date my ex-husband. I know we're divorced way over 10 years, but it just doesn't seem right to me. What do you think?

Well, I think the one we had talked about last year is called General Burnside Island Park. The campground is on an island, but there are no cabins in this park. I'm thinking we should find one with cabins as well as camp sites. Here's a link I found. I called the phone number listed and they said they're the only park in the state with an island and they have no cabins. http://parks.ky.gov/stateparks/ge/ I'll keep looking for a more suitable park. I'm thinking Tennessee now. Please feel free to make suggestions. Maybe we should look around for a week and then decide next Friday. I think the roast is appropriate for kids of all ages. I'm bringing mine. I hope y'all bring yours, but that's up to you.

Happy Birthday, Dear ExC!

I hope it's a good one, there Gramps!

The date for the Weenie Roast has been set. The place is to be announced - it's that park in KY we talked about last year, where the cabins and campground are on an island. The date will be August 11-13, 2006, pending rascal's approval. It's all definitely tentative at this point, but it's definitely time to start making plans.

Happy BIrthday!

I asked a lady I know that was into genealogy a few years back. In fact, I copied and pasted your original post and emailed it to her. Here is her reply: Not much help here. I haven't done the genealogy thing in a couple yrs. And she's covered all the bases I can think of. If she has any death certificates or an idea of where people died/were buried, she could check cemetary records. Someone once told me you can also check thru Social Security because a lot of that info has to be given when applying for it. Sorry I couldn't be of more help!

Um well, I could tell you, but then, you know the drill... Well, it was sorta like, um, well, it just seemed to me that cluster____ fit there so well. There were a bunch of asterisks, so it didn't didn't seem you were saying "mess" or "riot," and well, now you see how my mind works sometimes. It was just all real natural, you know, I moved MY mouth, MY lips, etc... It wasn't a clusterduck rhymin word? Well I'll be _____-ed. I bet you filled in my blank as I did. tee hee It's all good. Any update on the run? Are you sorry you asked? LOL

I know we said it in chat last night, but it bears repeating. Happy Birthday! Hope it's a sweet one!

Nah Lifty, I don't suppose anyone would mind a bit. You all deserve it! I hope it's a very happy Father's Day for all of you! So, you're one of those guys with a full quiver, eh? Bless your heart!

Last night I watched a firefly dance around our giant schnauzer's head while he laid lazily under the tree that shades him during the day, but it was toward the end of sundown and I made a mental note to remember to learn how to use the DVD recorder. Fireflies always remind me of happy days in my childhood. I'm pitching the tent in the backyard for a campout night this week. Yep, summer's definitely here, here in MO.

Happy birthday, a little late!

I saw Paul in concert last fall - he's still got it! I say 64 looks mighty good! Who knew? Happy Birthday, Sir Paul!

Hey, that means we get to sing, real breathy-like, Happy Birthday, Mr. Prez - ident!!! and we'll be singing to YOU! Very nice.

um, hawk darlin' - if you can post, you're logged in. if you're logged in, you might try to click on the front page just above where it lists who is in the chatroom. I couldn't log into chat a week or two ago and complained to paw about it. he kindly asked if I was logged in to the site. If that doesn't work, I would email paw. He's great about stuff like that. Have you given any thought to the weenie roast this year? If not, would you mind reminding us of the name of the place you'd suggested for the next one?

Cluster-what??? LOL This is a great story! Thanks for telling it! I particularly enjoy the Norwegian and Swede references - my ex-husband is Norwegian and sends me lots of funnies about them.

I had a hard time admitting twi is a cult. Cult is a four-letter-word. I even was taken to a leader in the Moravian church for what they thought would be deprogramming, but I kicked their butts with what I believed the bible to say. The way was a total cult. I was a total cultee. It took me years to realize that. Once I admitted it to myself I really felt a sense of liberation. I now pro-actively keep control of my thoughts. I'm no longer a way cultee, but the way is still every bit a cult.

Happy Birthday!