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I heard it was 2429 GRUMBLERS. The rest are like me, easygoing, non-complainers, non-whiners.

7 year old children were asked ' what they thought of beer: 7 year old Tim- ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Mellanie - ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Toby - ' My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much. ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Lilly - ' My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Ethan - ' I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Shirley - ' I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep.' ---------------------------------------------- 7 year old Jack - ' My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'

Wow, I'm so blown away by how great it feels inside when someone else who's been there too puts it into words. Reading the part of what you said that I bolded made me feel so warm inside and so hugged, one of those truly comforting hugs - thanks, THW! I almost quoted your entire post cause the whole thing really resonated for me. It's almost indescribable how wonderful it is to hear of another that has reclaimed their power and know that we know we'll never fall for that malarkey again (lol - way puns - ha ha, makes me think of the way Mal George pronounced special as if it were spay-shull, ah silly flashbacks are so much nicer than the normal twi flashbacks...) Life just keeps getting better every day. Steveo, They're meanies, alright - for now! They won't be so mean (or powerful) when they're standing around wondering where all those crowns and rewards are one day! Sounds like you did exactly opposite what they prophecied for you - LOL - men of God, yeah right! I'm glad to meet you, glad you're here.

You do realize that as you're pointing fingers at all of us, you've got 3 pointing right back at yourself, right?

You want to give the name of the song also.

I hope your day is wonderful, like you!

I hear that something called "enzymes" will remove pet urine and feces from carpet better than vinegar and water will. I see that Petsmart has it for sale for $17.99 a gallon and Walmart has some for $6.88/gal. I don't understand exactly what enzymes are or how to tell if there's enough difference between the 2 above solutions. $17.99 Ingredients: water, nature's enzymes, isopropyl, alcohol, natural citrus scent. Features and Specifics: Nature's Miracle consists of billions of natural enzymes that turn organic stains and odor causing materials into a liquid that you simply wipe away. Eliminates stains and odors from pet accidents permanently--even urine odors other products fail to remove--with no perfume cover-up. For use on carpets, floors, furniture, clothing, cages, litter boxes, bird cages, and all pet living and sleeping areas. Restores color and luster to floors, carpets, and upholstery. $6.88 Doesn't list the ingredients, but says the following under "Features and Specifics": Get rid of the stink and stain in one fell swoop with this big refill bottle of Complete Stain and Odor Remover. Formulated with Bio-Bac technology that contains natural enzyme cleaners, stains and odors are instantly broken down and neutralized. Includes Pet-Block protection, which deters pets from re-soiling treated areas. Smart. VERY smart. The more of these items I look at online the more confused I get. Anyone have any experience with this subject and care to tell about it?

Yes, it was "My Love", but I believe Paul McCartney did it with Wings. I declare you correct, George.

Would Jesus Wear a Rolex by Ray Stevens Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set. there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget. This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm. He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face tellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace. Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth. I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself (chorus) Would He wear a pinky ring, would He drive a brand new car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressin' room have a star? If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know Could ya tell me, Would Jesus wear a Rolex on His television show. Would Jesus be political if He came back to earth? Have His second home in Palm Springs, yeah, a try to hide His worth? Take money, from those poor folks, when He comes back again, and admit He's talked to all them preachers who say they been a talkin' to Him? (chorus) Just ask ya' self, Would He wear a pinky ring, Would He drive a brand new car? Would His wife wear furs and diamonds, would His dressing room have a star? If He came back tomorrow, well there's somethin' I'd like to know: Could ya tell me, would Jesus wear a Rolex, Would jesus wear a Rolex Would Jesus wear a Rolex On His television show-ooh-ooh? How about this one? And when I go away

Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set. there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget. This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm askin' me for twenty, with ten-thousand on his arm. He wore designer clothes, and a big smile on his face tellin' me salvation while they sang Amazin' Grace. Askin' me for money, when he had all the signs of wealth. I almost wrote a check out, yeah, then I asked myself

Well, I enjoyed your silliness - and agreed with it! Here are the first 2 lines. Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set. there in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget.

Woke up this mornin', turned on the t.v. set.

Ohio - Neil Young with CSNY

I don't know much about legal and proper investigation, but I would certainly hope that any adult that impregnated a child would be held accountable for breaking the law. I believe it was mentioned earlier in one of these discussions that a lot of these women receive government assistance to support their families - that sounds like they should be following the laws of that same government, one that frowns on pedophilia.

My mother committed suicide when I was 18. I got involved with twi within the year. They had all the answers to all my questions - it was always either black or it was white. You were either doing that which pleased God or you were doing that which pleased the devil. It was tough, but it was consistent. As an emotionally needy and need I say vulnerable young girl, I believed the way was God's answer to my prayers. All my life I'd wanted to please God. For the 15 years I was with twi, I considered my mother's suicide proof that she was devil spirit possessed. I believed she isn't going to heaven, that I'd never see her again. I was angry at my mom for being so weak and for never being a grandma to any of her grandchildren. I judged her weak, selfish, narcissistic. I was ashamed of my own mother. A few years after leaving twi, I started to see some things I had never seen before. I started to feel compassion for my mother's pain. I knew how strong a person she was. I knew she loved God and Jesus. I knew she taught me to love them too. As I experienced different life situations, sometimes I felt intense pain. I've never felt my children would be better off if I weren't here. I can't imagine feeling that could be the case. I thank God I never have felt that kind of hopelessness. I'm so sorry my mother felt it. I'm so sorry she couldn't have lived a few more years, til the grandbabies started coming - maybe she would have seen in them what she never saw in her life before, that she belonged somewhere and really was cherished. Oldies, go ahead and feel personally attacked all you want by my expressing my thoughts after reading yours. You quote a guy saying such a statement I think you were looking to see what reactions you'd get. I look forward to seeing my mom in heaven. I'm no longer ashamed of my her. I owe her quite an apology and it'll be my pleasure to deliver it. I think I'm learning to stop seeing people through way-colored glasses. It really does boil down to loving God with all our hearts and our neighbors as ourselves.

I'm sure Dennis Prager is right in SOME cases, NOT ALL CASES of suicide. I have personal experience with this subject and I know for a fact that some people that commit suicide are so totally & completely devastated that they can't see any other way out of their pain. Sometimes people are so very hurt and/or so very confused that they can't think logically and all they're trying to do is stop the horrific pain they're feeling. That blanket statement that "suicide is selfish and narcissistic" is offensive to me and no doubt countless others. It's what I've come to expect from you around here, but I couldn't let this one go without comment. There is an epidemic in our country of depression right now. Untreated and/or improperly treated depression leads to suicide. I wonder Oldies, do you stay up nights thinking up stuff to say here that'll upset someone? Do you consider it a "score" when you say these outrageous things you say?

You're right! You're up!

Now I've been happy lately

You Make Me So Very Happy - Blood, Sweat & Tears

Yep!

Well, I didn't know the artist (until I saw the video and then it was like, I coulda had a V8!) But just so waysider doesn't have to feel hoggish... Looking out on the morning rain

I know the title, but not who did it. Hmmmm...

Yep, you win, Dooj! 1-2-3 Redlight - 1910 Fruitgum Company

I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again Artist/Band: Keith Toby Lyrics for Song: Weed With Willie Lyrics for Album: Shock'n Y'all (Toby Keith/Scotty Emerick) I always heard that his herb was top shelf I just could not wait to find out for myself Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and passed him around The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose The party was Vegas it was after the show. Alone in the front lounge with just me and him, With one parting puff grim creeper set in. I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke No I do not partake, I just let it pass by With a smile on my face and a great contact high I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My parties all over before it begins You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again In the fetal position with drool on my chin I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again Every time I try to prove I love you

I always heard that his herb was top shelf I just could not wait to find out for myself