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When no-one else can understand me When everything I do is wrong You give me hope and consolation You give me strength to carry on

When no-one else can understand me When everything I do is wrong

When no-one else can understand me

King of the Road

Ha ha ha! That actually looks real! Funny one there, hey. If I lived in the area I'd love to show up - you know I'm on a list of those to be shot on sight - definitely not welcome at the Way - what could they do with the Red Cross folks there as witnesses... Seriously, I guess they finally read here enough times about how real churches actually help the communities. Guess the Red Cross is benign enough for them to appear to be serving people. They still don't fool me. This has got to be an attempt to fool the neighbors or something. This can't just be because they want to help anyone who hasn't given their life's savings over.

I'm embarrassed to admit that I knew that one, but couldn't think of the title. Duh!!! How about: Want some whiskey in your water?

Fun video to watch - thanks Cher!

I just double-clicked on the link and it opened the Youtube right up! Wow, that's an amazing song! I love this version too! Thanks, Watery!!!!

Chas - I had never heard this song until week before last when our pastor's wife sang it at church. Holy canoly, it sent chills all over my body!!! She has an amazing opera-quality voice and style of singing and it really was spectacular! I'll be looking for more versions of it when I get some free time, for sure! Merry Christmas!!! LOL (Don'tcha just love to say THAT!)

Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore © John Prine While digesting Reader's Digest In the back of a dirty book store, A plastic flag, with gum on the back, Fell out on the floor. Well, I picked it up and I ran outside Slapped it on my window shield, And if I could see old Betsy Ross I'd tell her how good I feel. Chorus: But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. They're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. Well, I went to the bank this morning And the cashier he said to me, "If you join the Christmas club We'll give you ten of them flags for free." Well, I didn't mess around a bit I took him up on what he said. And I stuck them stickers all over my car And one on my wife's forehead. Repeat Chorus: Well, I got my window shield so filled With flags I couldn't see. So, I ran the car upside a curb And right into a tree. By the time they got a doctor down I was already dead. And I'll never understand why the man Standing in the Pearly Gates said... "But your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. We're already overcrowded From your dirty little war. Now Jesus don't like killin' No matter what the reason's for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more." When I get older, losing my hair

While digesting Reader’s Digest in the back of a dirty book store a plastic flag with gum on the back - fell out on the floor. Well, I picked it up and ran outside and slapped it on my windowshield.

While digesting Reader's Digest in the back of the dirty book store A plastic flag with gum on the back - fell out on the floor.

While digesting Reader's Digest in the back of the dirty book store

Wow, that was fast!!! That song's been living in my head for a couple days now. Yeah, I can think of another - be right back.

Well, I know its kind of late I hope I didnt wake you

Happy Birthweek, Ex10!

Is it Smile Sarah?

Doesn't that say anything to the general twi population? Mrs. Wierwille was put out to pasture at a nursing home, yet Howard the pig will remain on grounds till his last breath! And Donna Martindale remains despite her husband having been moved off grounds while how many corps were marked and avoided along with their spouses supposedly on account of the "one flesh" deal? I'm so thankful they kicked me out.

I don't know that I'm looking for "the truth" but I found myself missing the "fellowship" with other believers I enjoyed in the cult. I found a church here where I live now that provides that camaraderie, that sense of belonging and a place to worship with other Christians without the pressure and condemnation so prevalent in the way. My 13-year-old daughter is a trinitarian and I'm not. I may change my mind someday and maybe she'll change hers. That doesn't matter to us. We love each other and encourage each other regardless of what the other believes. I'm not worried that she'll go to hell if she isn't 100% likeminded with me on every subject under the sun. Life's so much more fun this way! She and I were asked to read some scripture and light the unity candle for advent this morning and lead a prayer. She wore her choir robe as she's a member of the choir and when the lighter didn't work nobody chewed my butt cause the church's lighter died at that moment. It was taken in stride. Freedom is a beautiful thing.

Happy birthweek!!!

You betcha, dere, eh! And ooftah dere, too, hey!

You freeze milk? Brilliant! We have a gallon of milk, a gallon jug filled with tap water, a bottle of my Irish cream flavored creamer, store-bought tortillas, shredded cheddar cheese, an 18-pack of eggs, half a loaf of healthnut bread, a tub of store brand margarine, a 5-lb bag of flour, 2 Vidalia onions and a white onion, a bunch of celery, a bag of carrots, half a 5-lb bag of potatoes and assorted jams, jellies and preserves. We are out of ketchup and pickles, but we normally have those in there too. In the freezer are 2 ice cube trays (both half empty, one of my pet peeves), a pound of burger, 3 lbs of chicken thighs and legs, a beef roast, half a bag of frozen hash brown potatoes, a bag of frozen strawberries, a half-empty half-gallon of chocolate chip ice cream and a loaf of garlic bread. The freezer in the basement is totally empty.

I can relate to so much of what you wrote. I believe you'll recover and then some - and that there's still time for you to have an even better fit than the one that just passed by. I was laid off almost 2 years ago now and have not replaced the income we were comfortable at. Today I'm bringing in one 25% of what I used to. I believe I'll find a better job any day now too. It's tough, that's sure. I just can't and won't believe that God doesn't have something better in store for all of us who love Him. I've added you to my prayer list. I look forward to hearing what comes up for you.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong. GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this kid!) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O... __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir.. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.