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  1. I'm pretty sure I know the name of the song:

    Da Doo Ron Ron.

    Not quite sure of the artist ( I was hoping someone else would jump in..):

    Some girl group(s) - the only one I can think of is The Shirelles - but then that would be "I met him..."

    So, what guy would sing this? Maybe Shaun Cassidy???

    Anyway, that's what I have.

  2. Anyone else have any interesting or funny atheist quotes?

    Following are some quotes that I find interesting and thought provoking:

    Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves.

    Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

    -Robert A. Heinlein

    Those who believe absurdities will commit atrocities.

    -Voltaire

    I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in

    our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology.

    -Thomas Jefferson

    Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.

    - Napoleon Bonaparte

    A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties;

    no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained

    by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

    -Albert Einstein

  3. No, not "Married with Children," but in the same ballpark.

    Here's some more quotes:

    Trust me, he goes in that room cause it's the only one with a lock on it, and he's in there for like an hour at a time. Which means he's either really, really good at it, or really, really bad at it!

    Well I don't want you to give him any grief about this, ya know, cause you could traumatize him and turn him into a serial killer!

    Well don't worry, how much damage could he do with only one free hand?

    This is why some animals eat their young.

    Well we ought to be able to handle this okay. I mean, ya know, it's just masturbation.

    Talking - it's like yelling, only not as loud.

    Whoa, whoa, settle down!

    Mom was just telling me a story I don't want to hear anymore!

    Well that's no reason for you to go running out of the room screaming like a maniac!

    It was about her having her period!

    As you were.

  4. Okay, here's some quotes from a different show:

    Well, you know it's just feels like one of those days that starts with a hearty breakfast,

    and ends with some guy on the news saying, "... before he turned the gun on himself."

    No one could eat this crud.

    Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not gonna get any crap for dessert.

    Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt.

    You don't have to lie for me, I'm not afraid of my own wife.

    Oh, have you remarried?

    Hey! Black people are just like us. They're every bit as good as us

    and any people who don't think so is just a bunch of banjo-picking,

    cousin-dating, barefoot embarrassments to respectable white-trash like us!

    Oh, come on, Dad, do you really think what I did was that bad?

    Yes.

    Give me a break. You grew up in the '60s, I've seen the photo album. I mean those clothes had to have some pharmaceutical explanation.

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