Ron G.

...and it's much too cold for a Jihad. Muhammed (((:~{> Playing Little Orphan Annie (((8~{> As a pirate (((P~{> Bad turban day ))):~{> Sand in his eye (((;~{> Wearing sunglasses (((B~{> Giving the raspberry (((:~{P> Very happy (((:~{D> Chewing gum (((:~{I> Surprised (((:~{o> Sucking a lemon (((:~{x> Puckering up for the virgins (((:~{*> Angry (((>~{(> Danish caricature *-O(:~{>

All us Texans and former Texans know El Chupacabra is real and ain't no urban legend. Raf, with his nose for news, knows it, too.

A very Happy Birthday to one of my most wonderful friend!!!!! Had I never gotten in TWI, I would probably have never met or known Fred and Kit and lot's of other folks like them. That, in and of itself, made it all worthwhile. Happy birthday, Kit! You enrich the lives oif all who come in contact with you.

Shellon....Sami....Kailin You have the coolest mom and the coolest daughter...I guess that make you the centerpiece of ULTRA COOL!!! <CENTER><B><FONT SIZE="+3">Happy Birthday Sami!!!</B></FONT> Fron Ron'n'Andrew</CENTER>

Coaches and jocks have been dressing like girls for years and years for humor, however, much of the humor was derived from the spectacle of these guys tromping around in skirts, cheerleader outfits etc with their hairy legs. The leg shaving part really raises my "ick" level, especially in these times when perverts are so determined to be considered "normal" and push it in the schools onto little kids. If it were me, my kid would stay home that day.

George, Belle must not like me, either :(

Littlehawk, The gubmnt don't care about drunks or sex offenders. They care about controlling and thereby owning all production and distribution of food.

Yes, we have rural free delivery, but I prefer a mail box in town. Our mail delivery guy is real fast and gets his route done faster than anyone else, although he may slow down some if he should learn how to read.

I enjoyed it after the half hour or so it took to download. Back here in the woods, all we have is dialup and, most likely, it's all we'll have for at least 20 years. We just got private phone lines in 1996, and the city water is still a year off, so DSL is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the line. Enjoyed it, though.

Ken, showing his true age, tries to compensate for having been manufactured without genitalia. In the mean time, Barbie langushes in retirement with now retired GI Joe. They hooked up shortly after Kens disappearance.

Those cute little Russian Wushu girls make for an outstanding spectator sport, too.

I was in the process of disassembling my Dodge Dakota engine for a trip to the machine shop to have everything ground and cleaned and honed up for a complete overhaul when I discovered 3 cracks in it's little aluminum head....another added $700 or so, on top of the $1500 to rebuild the stupid thing in the first place. Maybe it's time to say goodbye to my dear beloved little truck *sniff* in which Andrew and I have shared so many adventures. I guess I got my moneys worth out of it at 320,000 miles. Seems like everything breaks at once, too....doesn't it? I tend to get things and use them heavily and take care of them and keep them for decades...like my '78 Zenith color teevee that Andrew is watching as I type...my 1950 Ford 8N tractor...my tools etc. I'll be praying, tho.

Quasimodo dies, so the Bishop of Notre Dame cathedral is looking for a replacement bell-ringer. After a day of auditioning many hopeful candidates, he's left disappointed as none of them were quite able to match the beauty of the tone that Quasimodo was able to achieve. At the end of the day, a young man with no arms approaches the Bishop and says "Pardon me, Bishop but I'd like to audition to be the bell-ringer." "But my poor son," the bishop replies "how will you ring the bell?" "Watch" the armless man replies, and with a quick run-up proceeds to strike the bell with his face. The bell intones a note of such beauty and majesty, that the bishop beams with joy, and asks the man to do it once more. The man once again takes a run-up, but just as he's about to reach the bell, he trips and falls headlong out the window. The bishop, mortified, runs down to discover a crowd - drawn by the dulcid tone of the bell - surrounding the poor armless man. They part to allow the bishop to approach. One person asks him: "Bishop, did you know this man?" The bishop replies: "No, but his face sure rings a bell..."

Happy Birthday (((((((((((((((((((((((((ROR)))))))))))))))))))))))))) You're a wonderful lady!!!

Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best Friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Thanks everybody. I didn't think about football being so much rougher than baseball. Makes perfect sense. I still prefer to watch rodeo. The only sport I actually participate in any more is poker.

Hey all of you.... I love this thread and I love all of you I mean that from the heart of my bottom.

It's interesting how everyone is so concerned about keeping their kids safe from perverts, yet the Boy Scouts of America is taking all sorts of heat for not allowing perverts. We don't fingerprint. All we do is a criminal background check. We have quite a few safegurds in place though such as all functions must have a minimum of two adult leaders present, no boys share tents with adult leaders, no adult leaders allowed when boys are undressing unless it's a medical emergency, then we have to call 911 first, and the minimum two leaders rule applies etc. We're very well self regulated and self governed and endeavor to instill the highest level of moral and ethical values in order that boys can grow to be strong and self reliant men of integrity.

There was a ball game last night? (Yawn) I was watching Justin McBride get bucked off of Bo Kat but win $25,000 by riding Frontier Justice in the Mossy Oak Shoot Out Bull Riding Classic.

Yeah, all teams play an entire season, but why does football have just one game...the Superbowl while the World Series is best of seven?

Why do baseball teams have to win best of seven to be champions when there's only one game in football to determine that? I don't know what they do in basketball. Just curious.

That sort of thing is quite common here where we live, but most everybody knows everybody else well enough that when a bus comes around, it's not unfamiliar or total strangers...hence, there's accountability. In an urban area, however, that's downright scarey as lots of people have vans and magnetic signs are easy to come by. Such practices in urban areas should be added to the McGruff crime dog stuff they have in schools. A better way would be for the churches to distribute flyers inviting kids to come for Wednesday night supper and Bible School like the Baptists and Assy of God churches here do. Then the parents can be aware of what's going on and make informed decisions as to where they send the kids for a free meal, since the Assy of God Churches usually hand out "Jack Chick" booklets to the kids while they're eating. Ya gotta watch that stuff.

A wonderful mom of two lovely, classy and intelligent daughters. A wonderful grandma to the cutest baby. A most of all, a wonderful friend!!! Andrew and I wish you the very most happiest birthday ever.

OOps, I forgot the link...Here it is... http://www.rense.com/general69/prop.htm