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Ron G.

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  1. Ron G.

    Global Warming ...

    "This site is one of the few refuges angry anti-intellectual bullies have left, because anti-science views are laughed at in most public places anymore." THAT'S why you keep coming back to spew your socialist, racially bigoted and anti capitalist drivel. You got laughed out of places where rational people dwell.
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    Global Warming ...

    I wouldn't presume to say if global warming is or isn't. I would, however, challenge the notion that it's caused by human activity and would even further challenge the absurd notion that eliminating captitalism and plunging the world into the enslavement of international socialism and global governance would somehow rectify the situation.
  3. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead Wednesday, March 19, 2008 A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting. The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter. The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team. Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.
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    Kate 1991

    From the album: Ron's picture album

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    Caption Contest

    ...And your little dog, too! (Just getting the obvious out of the way)
  6. Oh ye of little faith... Don't you know these guys are imbued with power from on high and were told to do this by God his own self? Even if they screw up, it's God that takes the heat and makes all well and blesses whosoever might take part in this program. Anyway, I have PROOF! Here are two UNRETOUCHED photographs of a young lady who participated in this program and, as you can see, the results can be plainly seen if you can open your spiritual eyes. Note the bewildered and confused look she has as she enters the program filled with all manner of worry, doubt and fear. Now, see how she exudes confidence and strength after only six weeks in the program. Notice how blessed she is and how she's filled with boldness and power from on high. Could anyone do any better, even with Chuck Norris as their personal trainer?
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    Abigail

    Happy birthday. Abi!! Make ol' Soosh take ya to dinner or something and then do something romantic...like maybe go to that tuba museum you were telling me about. I hope your birthday is wonderful!!
  8. ((((((Excie))))))) I admire you...and your courage.
  9. Alert who? What? why? Is there a pending 'terrist attack'? Do we all need to duck and cover? Although I suppose everyone does it from time to time...me included, I think its terribly dishonest...especially, the way it was done in the post in question. I saw it and had to go back and find Rascal's posts to get the context and her meaning. Maybe it would be better to quote the entire post and put what you want to emphsize in bold or something. That's what most do in the 'tics and tacks' forum as that way, readers know what you're talking about. I'm not a moderator or anything, but that's my opinion. All it did was confuse us innocent bystanders by making it appear Rascal was saying something she wasn't.
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    Caption Contest

    Does your dog need sensitivity training?
  11. Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass .and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderfu l aroma of grilled venison again filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately bythe neighbors and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosarypreparing to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which hecarefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz borna deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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