I was on HQ staff (interim corps) the year AOS was done. They did several performances and I attended several of those because my boss told me I had to go. I always fell asleep during the show. At first I tried really hard to stay awake and then I just thought "To hell with it" and enjoyed the nap. I don't know anything about dance, but I did find it painful to watch LCM doing his thing up there.
Groucho, your description of the performance is hysterical.