waysider

Oh, well, why didn't you say so in the first place?

Praise the Lord and pass the 10w30.

Take your Sing-Along-The Way songbooks and turn to that old gospel classic, "He's The Healer of Broken Transmissions".

And if the devil doesn't like it he can launch an attack Launch an attack Launch an attack. And if the devil doesn't like it......

So, God can repair blown head gaskets. Is this fair to the believer who owns a repair shop?

No politics. Hasn't that already been made clear?

Why would you even bring this here if you were unprepared to defend your opinion with substance.

Your scriptural basis?

Enlighten me.

Ask yourself this question: "Why does anyone budget?" I can only speak for myself. I budget because I have limited resources. Does God have limited resources?

Here's what Rev. 12:9 says: "And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him."...(KJV) How does that connect to Sgt. Schultz? Ok, I see the "I know nothing" part., but other than that?

What??

Mike Godwin has entered the chat.

It's not hard at all, if you base your judgement on linguistic criteria.

Trophy Mentality

I see the problem. Your color description was not specific enough.

But if you want your kid to get flattened by a '47 Buick, all you need to do is think about it. What's wrong with this picture?

He had the ability to "get lost" in a crowd. It's reasonable to assume that's because he looked everyone else and not because of magical powers..

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

Is that available?

Sooooo----God is a car mechanic now. Who knew? He probably should have done a better job fixing the brakes on the car that squashed that poor little boy. Too bad it wasn't in the budget. He had to save some power for that lady's fire engine red drapes. If only she had settled for something in a more neutral color, there might have been enough power left for both jobs. Why, if I was a bettin' man...

I'm gonna cut right to the chase here, Mike. If, after all these years, you still cling to the law of believing as being real, I must conclude it's not only the "old grads" (your label) who have had trouble paying attention.

Party on, Garth.

I knew the devil could play the fiddle, but I was completely unaware he did stand-up comedy, as well.

Do they still do this? Just curious.