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I know it's been awhile since I have been here. But when I know a song I so enjoy, I have to chime in, Ride My See Saw by none other than the Moody Blues.

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine.... (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

Any update on this idea here??????? August might be dooable......

Coolchef, that is funny. I do not care for tatoos, but our daughter has our underwear bunched up over hers. 2 NOT 1 but 2 hummingbirds on her chest above each breast. She may as well of, had 747's ready for take off put there, cause they are not small and dainty but huge. 40 years down the line I can't imagine what they will look like. She told my mother that she wanted a portrait of her done on some part of her body, My mom's comment was you better get a young picture of me, cause 50 years later I'll look just right!!!!!

Brush a little Italian dressing made with olive oil. Then I cook Vidalia onions wrapped in foil with olive oil and some sea salt. what a combo...Yummy!

Nice picture, Raf! Yes you are correct! George check out the movie sometime, Nice entertainment.

Another clue!!!!! There are three kinds of pipe. There's aluminum, which is garbage. There's bronze, which is pretty good, unless something goes wrong. And something always goes wrong. Then, there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It costs money because it saves money.

Another clue: Everything seems like nothing to me now, 'cause I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The past and the future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing. I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you - and me.

Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead!

Hay Box ????????????

How's the mother? She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.

Well, I declare if it's not one of my favorites: John Wayne and Katherine Hepburn in Rooster Cogburn

Robert Redford Out of Africa Meryl Streep

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Creamand Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate withthat?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went fromsize 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs.

Does anyone realize this all started on April Fool's Day! Glad your back, you really know how to stick!

hah, not funny!

Please help me I do not know! Thanks

:dance: :dance: A little excited here., Thanks for the memories!!!!!!!!

huh?

sifting or thrashing old ladies Yes I was using Firefox, thanks!

Amen!! Welcome anothen,,we all have a story on how we were deceived , but as we focus our hearts to the Light and forgive and forget we will continue to change and truly know what our purpose is in serving our Lord.