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Please Linda - oh please - don't tee them up like that for me Linda - it's just too tempting to get out the 5 wood and drive them 350 yards off the tee.

I would like to dedicate this word study to WordWolf whose incessant mining of data coupled with public education is a constant inspiration for those of us seeking truth. I would also like to dedicate it to the little wood nymphs who come out in the wee hours to drink ale and party with me. Many people have been desirous to understand the last words of Victor Appalling Cyclops, yet without applying sound research principles many erroneous interpretations, often out of desperation at the "loss," have been formed. In this study we shall take a close look at the history and etymology of his last words which were: "Loshanta, loshanta malakasito loshantaaaaaaaiiiih" Using biblical research principles we can take this phrase apart and determine (by god's revelation given only to me in a sandstorm at the 7-11) the true meaning of Dr. Cyclops' last words. Many scholars believe that "loshanta" is a single word. Indeed this is only because of errors in the scribes who copied Cyclops' last words. It is actually two words; lo and shanta. Some scholars believe that the word shanta may actually consist of two root words but that is another study. The word "lo" has been studied the world over. Its exact etymology is uncertain as it appears almost simultaneously in various primitive languages around the globe. It has had many translations but all languages and all translations have one thing in common. "Lo" is always associated with trouble, evil, darkness, sometimes even with a future reference as in "a foreboding of evil." "Lo" became more common in American English with the writings of the Cyclops manuscripts where its meaning was corrupted to mean something unknown. However a close look at "lo" and its historical derivatives clearly shows the link to evil. "LO" man! Whaddup? Let's get down [lo] to the corner and cop some-a-dat drop [lo] dead [lo-lo-lo] excellent rock that the gang just got in. I know this guy who can score it for us by da name of Lo Mein. Take careful note of the relationship between "lo mein", "lo mala", and "yo mama." Naw dude I don't wanna go down [lo] there. That Lo Mein is just a lo life. Other examples include: Man I feel so high today how about you? Naw man it's a lo day for me. That was a low [lo] down [lo] hence [lo-lo] thing to do. I hate people but I'm lonesome. Even the sad good bye in Hawaiian has roots in this dark work as in; Aloha. Man it's a lonely Friday – guess I'll go out on the down-lo. Contrast with the sound high or hai: Man I feel great – so high man. (Japanese) Would you like some more sushi. Hai ("yes" - a positive word). Shanta is a word that is also often associated with darker concepts, actions, and even titles at times. Shanta is almost always tied to the concepts of theft, stealing, debt with dire consequences. Christian mythology later perverted this word to have a meaning diametrically opposed to its roots in theft. This was accomplished by bestowing the (modified) title Santa on a large motor-coach riding person who gave instead of stealing. This concept has been largely debunked except in primitive Christian societies like the United States of America. Looking more closely we see the following examples clarifying it's roots in theft: You shanta taken that bubble gum from the drug store. They gonna lock you up in a jail man – an iron shanty (orig. shantay). My momma's sister, Shanty Jane, got busted with some drop [lo] dead [lo-lo-lo] excellent rock. Here we see the beginnings of the juxtaposition of both words "lo" and "shanta." I want ta [shanta] rob that store and cop the cash. A pattern now begins to emerge as we look at the word malakasito. Malakasito is also a word with clear lineage encased in evil. The etymology of the word to modern usage is similar to how the English word "ball" is derived from the Greek word lambano [λαμβανω]. Most students will remember "lambano, lamballo, ballo, ball. I invented the hook shot." Malakasito is similar. Malakasito → malakasy → malady → milady →my old lady – all having connotations of evil. Also malakasito → malakasite → parasite. Examples include: This H1N1/a (swine flu) is a global malady [malakasito]. My old lady [malakasito] always gets angry when I go out drinking, gambling and chasing other WOW ladies [from milady from malakasito]. Do you see how perfect the language is when you just work it like you were taught to? It just fits like a fist in a butt! A slight return is in order for the last word, clearly a derivative of lo shanta but in this case with an extended ending of "aaaiiih" , i.e. loshantaaaaaaaiiiih. Aaaiiih is a first person cry out. It can be either victory or defeat depending on the context. In the case of Dr. Cyclops' last words we see that it is clearly a combination cry of victory and defeat. Now, putting this all together into a victual appalling to screwage we see the true beauty of research principles as well as shedding accurate light on historic events. Dr. Cyclops last words were in effect: I am the one indescribable evil! I am the lowest of all of life! I will steal all of your money for my drinking and womanizing! Low Life is my Life! Where is my freaking eye Chris!!!! This was "The Cry of The Cyclops." Edited for some formatting issues with cut and paste.

I don't get this sentiment (for lack of a better word) Linda. George is not all that repetitive, although, like all humans repeats on occasion. His repetitiveness is dwarfed by some people whose posts number in the many thousands and could be reduced to a single post - "Oh woe is me. I was abused. My story sucks. Life sucks. I'm still trying to understand breathing and other autonomic nervous functions." Now those are also valid posts - but when it is the (mostly) only thing they post - well that's what the rewind button is for on windoze media player. Keep posting George - you're honest evaluation of so many things is a lot more fun (and informative) than the "ghost busting."

Correct - over to you

Heh - any of you left-coasters remember the Carl's Jr ads that got pulled from radio but left on TV by the FCC? eg. Woman sitting on curb, wearing smart white business suit - mid calf length skirt, blouse, white jacket, nothing low cut or such, but...she's sitting on the curb sorta like a guy would - knees apart - again you can't see anything evil because of the skirt length - She takes a bug bite of the burger - ketchup etc drips onto her suit - she glances down - then at the burger and takes another huge bite - meanwhile.... The monologue goes something like...When she gets her mouth on your meat if the juice isn't running down her face then you have the wrong meat for her...etc etc for about a minute. eg. Two guys sit down at a CJ's table after placing order at counter. One guy starts telling the other - Oh man yeah when she came over to my table she had the two biggest, firmest, juicey breasts I'd ever seen - I mean they were sooo big man and soooo juicey - then she laid them on the table for me etc etc...and then the waitress comes over and sets down two chicken breast sandwiches at the table and walks away

I can see clearly now the tongues are gone I can see all traps set by The Way Gone are the WOW clouds that had me blind Gonna be a bright fu-ture without the way Sing it with me people! Bring your hands together one more time!!!

There is only one way, and I repeat only one way, that god talks to you. Any other doctrine posted is a counterfeit, a lie of the devil himself, a manifestation of Dr Cyclops twisted thinking still emblazoned on some poor sapsucker's engrams. First you unplug everything. Turn them off and unplug them. Every computer, every appliance, every stupid automatic bird and cat feeder. Soon it will be so quiet you can hear the high-pitched empty room hum. And then the whispers begin...

Now Twinky dear - while I am not a dedicated Dr. Cyclops hater - I must say that it makes for reasonably good comedic entertainment here at GSC to read some of those excellent anti-cyclops posts.

Heh - no I wasn't surprised P-Mosh - that was my rather cynical and, indeed, poor sense of humor. I've traveled extensively on six continents - not in the tourist sites - and yes that vid is not even the beginning of it. I just couldn't figure out a way to express my disgust without violating every decency rule on GSC

http://www.fox61.com...0,4811543.story http://www.registercitizen.com/articles/2009/06/24/news/doc4a42a4b35665b803687354.txt Isn't this were LCM got his FLO training? I think that mighta been CG he was working on. Jesus christmas - I must've been asleep for many years...this is 2009 right?

Ah yes...Room 101 in the Ministry of Love...How many fingers am I holding up George? Do it to Julia!!!!!

Buttonology looks fine in Firefox. I suspect you may be consigned to hell for using Windoze and IE

Now just hold on there. I am not a big fan of okra for above stated reasons...however if it is deep fried long enough with a good batter the child snot goes away. Swiss chard is a holy phase - not take it in vain. swiss chard is wonderful.

I do believe you're out. The name's Hal Moore.

Star Wars Episode IV ???

Oh yeah - you can do the same recipe with almost any good green, spinach, swiss chard, beets, all good. - thanks for posting that recipe.

Congrats!! My kids and I love beets - got a great pickling recipe from an aunt - we'll eat a pint of those in one sitting - then go for the pickled garlic. Beets are also pretty good for you, a tough hardy plant that can take a lot, very little maintenance, just all around good.

To edit in a similar format as the previous board, click edit, you will see text only...now at the bottom of the edit window you will see "Save", "Cancel" "Use Full Edit" Click on Full Edit and you will see an edit window you are probably more familiar with.

Thanks WordWolf. I think I'll just take a pass. I just answered that first one as kind of a drive by shooting at what was indeed obvious but I doubt this is a game i would frequent as I don't watch TV and hence have a very limited ability to recognize a flick from a line as it were. In any case the line I proposed was the last line shouted by "Harry Stamper" (Bruce Willis) as he detonated the nuke that saved the earth from the asteroid in Armageddon. A really cheesy movie but heck it was all I could think of at the time.

LSD wasn't for everybody either but we sure enjoyed the myth of the ride...

There is indeed some validity to speaking in tongues. Many people on many continents of varying backgrounds religious, cultural, and ethnic practice speaking in tongues. The one true doctrine for speaking in tongues is shown below on the left. At least one other doctrine was practiced (also shown below in black, red and white) but was later debunked as no more than a mere request for more ale.

Just remember purgatory

I have it from a reliable source that George Aar is not likable but is indeed in league with the evil powers of Mector whose goal it is to destroy anything that takes itself too seriously

Thanks George - I appreciate the fill on on keeping it easy. I didn't mean it to be difficult in this case but I'll bear that in mind for future entries

Heh - OK the line is "Gracie; we win!" And yes the signature line is from Melville's Moby Dick.