GrouchoMarxJr

For you "newcomers"...Larry P. was one of the most intelligent and articulate posters ever to sit at the counter of the GreaseSpot Cafe...he used to make me laugh until I wet myself...gosh I miss him here... ...Happy Birthday Larry...wherever you may be.

I think that perhaps the answer to that question lies in the fact that they exploited our hunger to know God...They lied in God's name...I believe that deep within each of us is a very personal hunger to seek out and know God. Twi wasn't like a real estate scam that bilked us out of money...this was a very personal intrusion that has very personal consequences in a person's life. Turning off our brain with twi was similar to a junkie who always had his fix...it was easy to succumb to this spiritual dream-come-true and to become intoxicated by it because of our very nature and desire to know spiritual truth...

Cocoa puffs?

That "holy kiss" led to an increased size in children's fellowships.

I think I'm gonna wet myself...

You know you're in twi if: Your wedding was shared with a dozen other couples and nobody in your family came If all your old friends are laughing at you behind your back If you find yourself 55 years old with no future because you were just marked and avoided If the words "Tulsa, Oklahoma" conjures up visions of snowstorms If your dead grandma tried to talk to you but you rebuked her as a devil spirit

You know you're in twi if... All your dress shirts have multiple pin holes in them from wearing name tags If you think that M&Ms stands for Maggie Muggins If the face of uncle Harry gives you a warm feeling If you are aware of how many people you are "spiritualy responsible" for If you have nightmares about "children's fellowship" If you have to hide your marajuana when your branch leader comes to visit.

Excellent analogy...When you put together the pieces of the puzzle, the picture forms and takes on a coherent design... and right now, the picture that I see is not very flattering to twi...in fact, it's downright obscene.

That one got a really good laugh out of me...

FreeAtLast...I'm sorry to hear that you have decided to leave our little "Spot" in cyberspace...I've been reading your posts for years now and to me, it's a sad thing that you are leaving us. I wish you well.

Rats!...Another rumor shot to hell.

10...Upon getting a flat tire on the way to work and having no spare tire, you realize that you have an "opprotunity" 9...You stopped going to bars because you were tired of seeing all the devil spirits 8...All your friends are constantly saying "bless you" and you don't even like them 7...You stop at two beers because some guy in a brown suit told you to. 6...You are memorizing verses of scripture while doing laundry 5...You find that other people are planning your time for you 4...You enthusiastically applaud and cheer for the "live music" performances that you hear, when in reality, the music REALLY sucks. 3...You feel privileged to be one of the few that actually knows the "truth" 2...The person you look to for spiritual guidance is a mean old dyke ...and number 1...You know you are in TWI if you are afraid to "open your mind" to the GreaseSpot Cafe... C'mon boys and girls, add some of your own... ...

Maybe when she completes her sentence, she'll begin production of "Chained Heat II"...

Jonny's got a 10 cow woman?... I always figured him to be a "2 cow woman" kind of guy...

A very reliable soruce told me that she walked into Rosie's quarters by mistake, While Rosie was undressed...and the answer that I received was "yes"...Rosie has both sets of genitalia and was indeed a hermaphrodite...Understand, that this is second hand information and I cannot personally verify it...but I trust this person and can see no reason why they would lie about such a thing. Personally, I find the entire subject to be disgusting.

There once was a pervert named Vic who was very disturbed and quite sick first, the young girls were drugged on the bus they were lugged where Vic annointed them all with his p***k

I do recall, one day after dinner, we all sang happy birthday to a poodle that was wrapped in a blanket...it never made sense to me until now...

At one point he was surrounded by arse kissing flunkies, who pampered him and hung on every word that came out of his pie hole...people jumped when he entered a room...he commanded with an iron fist. People looked to him for spiritual guidence... Wonder what his typical day is like NOW?... Having a clerks job for a freight company might have knocked him down a few pegs?...I can hear it now: "Hey Craig, ya got that invoice?...you need to get that truck loaded or the boss is really gonna jump in your sh *t..." ...and I doubt that anyone sits around after eating their lunch to listen to his pontifications.

I think you should "stand up" for the people who work for you...put the boots to these lowlifes... ...this is self defense...any consequences they receive, they brought upon themselves... You may feel badly about involving yourself to this extent...but it's the right thing to do in this situation...IMHO. ...and this, from a "bleeding heart liberal" friend... :) ...and you have my prayers

...Poodle meatloaf with hot sauce...it's got a real bite to it.

satori's post...Oh Gawd...That's the best laugh I've had in awhile... What I was wondering...did the poodle believe?...because if the poodle FEARED it's own demise at the hands of the conrnfield killer, wasn't it really the fear in the heart of that poodle that killed that poodle?... ...but then again, Gawd gave man "dominion" over all the poodles...even the beloved poodle that belonged to his wife...the mighty man of Gawd simply spoke "the word"...and the poodle was murdered!... and why?...because it annoyed him. Is it true?...Does it even matter?...I think it does...I think it matters a lot. Maybe the crisco guy also murdered a dog once...maybe this thread brings back bad memories...I don't know, I'm simply guessing.

Just looked at the link that Chas provided...what a scream... Here's one that I remember... Kathy O...gets up to lead songs in front of 500 people...she's wearing a tube top...when she lifts her arms to lead the song, both of her breasts pop out!...she pulls the top up and finishes the song...Ross Tracy then comes on stage and thanks Kathy for keeping us all "abreast" of things...laugh?, I thought I would die.

Great stuff everyone...keep em coming. Special thanks to dougie for that Richard Thompson song...incredible...I have been a big fan of Richard Thompson for years.

It's a good thing that the snow on the gaspumps didn't catch on fire or the explosion would have blown Vic's sorry arse right through the side of the building... ...but then he never would have lived to teach us that cancer is a devil spirit...and we never would have known how that little gremlin from hell came and stole Vic's eye... ...if only you could see it in the original.

It was during this time that it was announced that Martindale was coming to town to speak and we began preparing... We put together a "do" for about 500 people...the room was filled to capacity when king okie came out and started teaching us all about "colors"...it was embarrassing...all I could think was "this guys off his rocker"... ...later on, I discovered that he was indeed off his rocker.