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35. Still confused over the unforgivable sin. Is it confess with your mouth Satan is lord and believe in your heart that Cain rose up against his brother? Or is it admit out loud Craig is Lord of the Dance and tried to out-schtup his daddy in “the word”

34. Why was it everyone wierwille didn’t like was either devil-possessed or born again of the seed of the serpent?

33. Every time the Advanced Class runs - he kicks up his heels…no, I’m not talking about the devil - I’m referring to how much fun wierwille has in the motor coach when the class is not in session.

32. You’d think an Advanced Class on nonsense would be more highly developed nonsense but it’s just the same old baloney at a higher price which doesn’t include traveling expenses and compensation for time off from work

31. wierwille never got around to making a Drambuie knock-off called Spirit of Leviathan

30. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander - so why believe a Holocaust-denier’s snow-job claim that God talked to him?

60. PFAL is nonsense

29. wierwille’s teachings on miracles and gifts of healings would have been a lot more effective if he would have shown us how it’s done

Yes - you have identified reason # 59 of why PFAL sucks: 59. PFAL grads are required to function like the applause light up sign for recorded classes playing in front of a live audience.

58. wierwille’s process of getting back to the original God-breathed Word was by assuming his comments of the KJV were God-breathed…this eventually became known as “The Word” by PFAL grads.

Sensors are picking up a challenging vibe on this thread...Lo and behold a shifty shonta approacheth

Back to the topic… ….All Christians seem to agree in ascribing authority to the Bible - but I think what’s considered authoritative differs within some groups. My 2-bit reiteration thus far is that in current mainstream Christianity the Bible’s authority is intertwined with a lot of the traditions and doctrinal-based decisions of the early church. In a certain sense the NT docs are the earliest record of the most mission-critical topics vital to the proper functioning of the church. In that regard - it seems apparent that has become “regulative” in that most Christian groups strive to conform with that. In my opinion, most groups seem to treat the influence of tradition as a subset of the authority of Scripture and not as something totally separate from that - so, in terms of relevancy modern day Christians may extrapolate from the NT docs how to handle a similar issue today.

28. The Great Indoctrination Principle: the cult-leader creates a mini-wierwille in you, which is now your mini-wierwille, and your mini-wierwille teaches your mind - which is now your mind plus one - and then it becomes manifested in the senseless realm of Twig as you try to fit in.

27. Another key to walking by the spirit of lockbox - it may be necessary to boot witnesses out of the courtroom

26. Key to walking by the spirit of the lockbox - do not tell all you know

25. wierwille was on his game when discerning spirits at the liquor store

24. The Advanced Class syllabus is made from recycled Ouija boards

23. Suffering food poisoning at the Advanced Class means it’s Christ’s vomit behind your vomit

22. Everything gives off something…some peoples’ body odor is worse than others

21. Students are forbidden to use a pendant for the true or false questions on the final exam.

20. Plagiarism is not recognized as the 10th manifestation - gifts of stealing

57. Behold I show you a mystery - we shall not all sleep - but we will all get bored

19. Advanced Class is the annual conference for The Way Tree saps

18. There’s always some joker trying to cut in the line with the “get behind me, Satan” routine

17. Finding out the Beatles were part of a communist conspiracy to take over our country (true story - we watched video of author of book The Marxist Minstrels break down the Beatles’ song “Back in the USSR”)