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There are times when the what seems funny to you isn't funny to the person you're saying it to. If you can't see that Captain, then perhaps you're not so spiritual afterall. In other words....she's in no mood for this. Please stop pushing the issue.

Ok all you eleventh out there.... Look at the photo of us in 11th and F7. My N*cky (N*cole) is in the fifth row back and about the third from the left. (Don't count the ne'er do well leaders in the front row. Anyone know where she is?

Captain Spiritual , You were rude first. Free owes you nothing. If anything YOU OWE HER and apology. Is this middle school or elementary? OH Wait! - we're supposed to be adults here.....

The thing about drama - there's and Act I and maybe and Act II - but then it's over. Stick around for the Comedy..... They're always more fun anyway. Seriously, the one thing that is certain is that everything will change. Just breathe and enjoy the day with your kids. Let them pamper you.

Poodle on a Poo-Poo Platter...

10. If you want to cast out devil spirits from your home before vaccuuming 9. If you think that God has to obey you just because you quote the Bible. 8. If you think that a "Holy kiss" involves a tongue. 7. If you tell someone that you just want to bless them right before a face melting. 6. If you believe that kids need to be whacked with a wooden spoon on a regular basis. 5. If you say one thing and do another. 4. If you think that owning a squeegee brings you closer to God. 3. If you have a cornucopia in your house and keep it out long after Thanksgiving 2. If you want to have an original thought - but then think better of it And the number one way you know if you're in TWI You think that LCM really watched John Travolta dance and thought of Athletes of the Spirit.

Just what is a "cow woman" anyway?...... Jonny - had to take the pun - no reference made to the Missus..

The Word! The Word and nothing but the Word Is what we Wayfers always heard. Along came POP We all went "Whooo-eeeee!" Now TWI is not much more than Merde.

Welcome to the Greasespot Cafe Where we serve up "The Special" all day We snicker and sneer Then go have a beer While we thank God we're not in the Way. Little Loy Blue got his horn blown While he told others to do as they're shown. From his perch he did fall And he became quite small. Now he lives all alone.

Where oh where did that poodle go? We've looked high and we've looked low. VP said the word No more "Yips" were heard. Now Coco is six feet below.

He said we'd be "greasespots by midnight" But we found out that things would be all right VeePee was perverse And Craig-y was worse Now we all have a good dose of hindsight. Women blew on Little Loy's horn And compared it to an ear of corn. They all thought it was funny When he told them, "Now Honey, That dress was one that I'd worn.

You of course thought...Mrs Lingo! The ten cow woman of your dreams! Ok next question....;)

There once was a creep from Ohio Who wanted to make money and said, "I know!" I'll tell a small lie About snow in July Then I'll hide my Drambuie in the silo. At the Cafe we like our coffee hot and strong We'll sit and drink it all day long. The bull we do shoot But we sure have a hoot! Hey, 2,147 members can't all be wrong In honor of the Poodle thread.... Where oh where did that poodle go? We've looked high and we've looked low. VP said the word No more "Yips" were heard. Now Coco is six feet below.

Welcome to the Greasespot Cafe Where is seems there's never a boring day The coffee is strong If you linger too long We'll leave the counter and make you pay! There once was a creep from Ohio Who wanted to make money and said, "I know!" I'll tell a small lie About snow in July Then I'll hide my Drambuie in the silo.

Tongue in "cheek" hehheheheheh Seems appropriate for LCM

Maybe it's because we're both brilliant....

Strength....There Jonny - satisfied?

Prayers for justice and for making a way through this mess. Praying for peace for all involved. Sometimes the best way to go about this is to prepare to go for the throat and lay your knives on the table. Once they see your stregnth they just might give in and walk away from the fight. There is honor in defending others.

That reminds me of a sandwich.... a FlufferNutter! :jump:

You thought........? Who can "she" be? Thar she blows....

There's all sorts of speculation that can come from this. I just like to come up with menu options.... And the funny thing is = I really like poodles...even without the sauce.

Wait! Which was the dog and which was the hog???? ;)

For what? I never saw a commandment that said "Thou shalt not talk like a pirate." Besides, I never said who "she" was......

Thar she blows!

My point precisely Java Jane! ;)