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  1. doojable

    Deja vu

    Going to the same point on a tape over and over: deja cue Your cat has litter after litter of kittens: deja mew Going to court more than once for breach of contract: deja sue
  2. Or... or.. or.... Instead of Athletes of the Spirit... ...Notice the Giant Forehead...
  3. There's No Two Ways About It (From the Fog years...) There's no (clap) two ways about it when LoyBoy says you're gay. He'll Mark and Avoid you - there's nothing you can say A Greasespot by Midnight will finish up your day There's no (clap) two ways about it when LoyBoy says you're gay.
  4. What a Spread of Hips (Or - The BOT Theme Song) What a spread of hips, What a big behind Sitting around an Ohio farm I"ve got hives my dear With Rosie so near Sitting around an Ohio Farm CHORUS: Sitting, sitting...safe and secure from all alarms, (Sitting around the big hot tub) Sitting, sitting... sitting around an Ohio farm. (I'll just get more and more grub) Oh how sweet it is To make another day Sitting around an Ohio farm. I"ve got all my fees Paid up for a year Sitting on an Ohio farm.. Repeat CHORUS
  5. Many things about Familia, I don't seem to understand... But I know who trades for yogurt, And I know just where to stand....
  6. doojable

    Texas BBQ 2007

    Yea... we need to know how full to make the hot tub
  7. Okay he'll need these things: 1. Something from Nature as a "sign" that he has been chosen. Let's see.... snow on gaspumps has been taken. Okay, what about this: Rain on ONLY the just - the unjust stay dry. 2. He needs a particular "sports move" that he invented....can't do the lay-up shot....Okay: He invented "stealing bases" in Baseball. (Stealing seems appropriate and will coincide with #1.) 3. Lastly.... He needs to have studied under a great teacher that he then takes the ministry from... Oh - he's got the second half of that covered...
  8. WTH - I bet you're never lonely...you seem to have lots of friends.... I don't see any hatred of Germans going on in this thread. I DO see discussion about a sad time in our History when men and women were treated like trash. The abuse was done BY German citizens AGAINST German citizens (among others) because an evil government was not stopped sooner. Germans were both the abused and the abusers. It appears you're the one that wants to make this something it isn't...IMHO
  9. It was catchy... and most likely he repeated what someone else said. It was a soundbite ...
  10. What about a "Redundant Department of Redundancy Department."
  11. doojable

    Texas BBQ 2007

    Hey! I was doing good to say "Y'all"!!! I coulda' said, "We're havin' a pawty. Youse guys are invited." (The woman dancing in red with a blue skirt - is an imposter...)
  12. doojable

    Texas BBQ 2007

    What: The Texas BBQ Extravaganza When:November 4th and 5th 2007 Where:Ex10's House The Woodlands, Texas (Near Houston) Who: You! We want this to be a PARTY! How: Train, plane, automobile, dog-sled (for Jonny), WOWmobile, go cart..... Basically any way you can come, you'll be welcomed with open arms and a warm bowl of soup. Dancing is optional, but much appreciated.:)
  13. And what if there is no lady in the house???? Does the curse fall to the first woman to cross the threshold??? <_<
  14. Weapons of mass destruction weren't necessary. Firing squads, starvation, medical experiments, unsanitary conditions that could spread typhus and cholera, all could have done the trick. This all begs the question... WTF were that many Jews being incarcerated for???!!! Why the numbered tattoos? Just THAT little fact alone ought to make you stand up and take some notice.
  15. I may be overlooking something - can someone post a link to that footage? I scanned the thread and I can't find it. (Granted, it was a real quick scan.)
  16. Belle - don't use multi-syllabic words in cases like this... Type... slowly.... and... use ... small... words... Besides, He'll most likely say YOU"RE evil for using a word with "bomb" in it...
  17. Not only that, Belle...The ONLY leaders that will be invited will be those that can prove God spits in their direction...They will have to produce a God-sized loogie.
  18. It just may be this: VPW frequently talked about his German roots. Perhaps he felt he needed to distance himself from the German/Hitler/Holocaust image without looking like he somehow favored Israel. (The whole Jew/Gentile/Church of God thing.) IF he was able to get all his followers to believe there was no Holocaust, then he could continue to proudly proclaim his heritage without having to apologize. If he didn't have to apologize, then he didn't have to "side" with Israel" in any way shape or form. I don't know - but it seems apologies didn't come easy to him...
  19. Afternoon Special Leader's Meeting: Featuring: Penny Paws (compare to Moneyhands) How To Succeed in Life Without Really Trying (or How to Get a Bunch of Kids to VOLUNTEER to Work Their Arses Off.) Followed by: A soon to be announced surprise speaker teaching: Cronies Cover a Multitude of Sins of Other Cronies Refreshments following" watered down coffee, Kool-Aide, wilted celery, two-day old popcorn
  20. This just in from Rosie... ATTENTION ALL GREASESPOTS... in honor of oour 65th Anniversary we are releasing our latest research. It seems that midnight has NOT come and gone... (if you could read it in the original, you'd understand all this.) You're all still members...er...Wayfers...er...believers - ya! that's it...Believers.... BUT all of you have been decieved for so long that you forgot to send us your ABS. Please be sure to look for our SPECIAL ABS ENVELOPE with our 65th Anniversary seal in the mail. By simply putting all the ABS that you should have been sending us all along anyway, you too can insure that God spits in your direction.... Did anyone ever figure out why it was considered a good thing to have God hock a luggie at our feet? :unsure: :huh:
  21. This almost sounds like it needs to be in the Prayer Forum as well.
  22. I can't think of a movie.... give me time.
  23. doojable

    Soups

    Chicken Tortilla Soup This recipe can be made in either a slow cooker or on the stove. If you make it on the stove, saute the veggies and chicken in olive oil first. I have a large (6 qt) cooker. Cut it all by half if you have a smaller one. Extra Virgin Olive oil 2 lbs boneless chicken cut into 1' pieces (I used chicken tenders) 2 yellow onions - diced 5 cloves garlic 2 green bell peppers 2 cans (15 oz each) of diced tomatoes, including juice 1 qt chicken broth 2 cans water 2 tsp chili powder 2 tsp cumin salt and pepper to taste 1/2 bunch fresh celantro - chopped 1 lime (2 Tbs tequilla - optional) 3-4 shakes of Tabasco sauce or to taste 4-6 corn tortillas, cut into strips celantro for garnish Saute onions, peppers, garlic. Add chicken and saute a bit longer. Add tomatoes, water and broth. Add cumin, chili powder, celantro and salt and pepper. Bring to a slow simmer. Simmer for about 1 1/2 hours. About ten minutes before serving add tequilla, Tabasco sauce and squeeze lime into the pot. Simmer. Put strips of corn tortilla into bowl and ladle soup over. garnish with more celantro. You can also add Monterey Jack Cheese and avacado slices when serving. If you use a slow cooker - Cook on HIGH for 3 hours.
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