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Why did the cat fall off the roof? Because it lost its 'mu'.

Just trying to 'stirrup' a little controversy.....

Here's the Jersey version. An acquaintance is someone who will help you move. A friend is someone who will help you move a dead body.

I got the same message, Ron. When I asked how 'you' were, 'you' said, "Not good at the moment". I replied, "You must be, if you're looking to ME for comfort". First of all, it took 'you'forever to type ANYTHING. I mean, I know you're not the slowest typer, but you're not the fastest either. Kind of half fast.

I was walking downtown the other day and there was a dollar store advertising a free abacus with every purchase. I wouldn't count on it, though.

Thank you all.

No, but I can get my butt kicked in six different languages. :)

Happy Birthday, Shell. I'm getting into making bread these days, and there's a loaf with your name on it here. :) You never had such a bread, the crust is OUT of this world.

Country isn't my favorite type of music, but I'll make an exception for this one.

My best on also comes from our own chatroom. I would pay good money for a transcript of the proceedings. One night, someone who was/is rather homophobic came into the room. As soon as I realized this, my warped sense of humor kicked in. Instantly, I became the token gay person. I began by doing all the stereotypical things a gay person would. I messed with him/her for a good three hours (yes, I had no life at the time). Rearranging furniture, suggesting window treatments, etc. At the three hour mark, someone else in the room suggested to the homophobe that maybe, just maybe, I wasn't really gay, and that perhaps I was just messing with them. At which point they said, "BUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON WOULD DO SO A THING!??!??!?!?!!?!?" I replied, sort of nonchalantly, "An extremely effed up one?" That made the rest of my weekend worthwhile. Sad to say, but true.

Kimberly, the relevant part is from 5:00 to 8:37. Please don't watch the rest unless you have a strong tolerance for adult language or content.

The relevant part is at about five minutes in, but, enjoy. (there isn't ONE swear word in this, so, no disclaimer )

Sometimes in life, you get to say thank you and walk away.