Brother Speed

Or maybe I should make it my signature, eh Belle? Here it is for the curious: son: Dad? What's a label? dad: Oh that's something they give someone so they can hate them before they meet them.

So if it's not pizza, what is it then? Cockydoodie?

Ha ha ha ha. I knew LCM was an acronym but I thought it stood for 'little critter molester.'

Yes. Just as soon as someone started talking about occupations, haircuts and clothes wear.

Well, one thing's for sure. TWI put the "mini" in "ministry" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Spanglish?

Are you sure about that Mr. H? I mean if the innies started having bunches of fun, don't you think the minstry might bloom in a quarter of the time?

I've never done it wearing a tie! :lol:

ALL HAIL THE!!!

Mark...to run TWI... into the ground! Oh, Now I get it! Ha ha ha ha.

Perhaps he/she knows that WE refer to THEM as twi because he/she has lurked here. Perhaps he/she wants to try to better his/her site.

Nope, I'm happy to never know what it's like to be a woman. I am and have always been glad to have been born male.

I was wondering when this "anniversary" was gonna happen. I was gonna buy Kool-aid stock!

:P Copy and paste this one Kathy. Hee hee hee. :lol:

WOW!! Breathtakingly gorgeous! Thank you so much for posting.

What Kathy? Shell....legs? I have a tush that follows me, but that belongs in another thread I'm certain. As far as editing, well for spelling errors I just start my post in a word processor and correct the spelling errors then post. That's a good thing because sometimes I've had to post again because the first post didn't take. Does that happen to anyone else? Or is it just my computer? Anyway, this one time under the previous cafe options I posted a response to something and I thought that my response was very humorous; three hours later I thought that my response was crude, thoughtless, vulgar and demeaning so I deleted it. I felt that if I didn't delete it that I would owe someone a huge apology. So, I learned something important. And this two hour time limit is going to hold me to it.

What?? And have all of the golfers mad at me for taking away their extra hour of playing time?? No way!!

Some woman-only-loving men are efeminate Some man-only-loving women are masculine Persons who decide who is or is not homosexual based upon appearance only are bigots.

Hrmmm... Women never tell the truth. So, when vpw asked Dorothea to marry him, she must have said in so many words NO, because hey, women never tell the truth. And then later some woman teach vpw everything about the human body...and he believes her. But, But, But, women never tell the truth. So why then in the motorcoach did vpw slip mickeys in drinks to have his way with women? If the woman says no, she's obviously lying because, women never tell the truth. Ya know? I think any work of vpw would fit like a hand in a glove if vpw would have just changed one word so that this sentence would read "I never tell the truth."

It's Daylight Saving Time! Well for oilfieldmedic and myself anyway because Iraq observes the fall back method on October 1st. Anyway, it has already happened as of 0400 hours Iraqi time. That would be 4pm in Alaska and 8pm in New York on September 30th. My question is: Is it an extra hour of sleep or an extra hour of work? Any thoughts? P.S. It is Daylight Saving Time NOT Daylight Saving(s) Time!

No Cathy, not dorky. It's quite humorous to me! :lol:

How is staring at that helpful Jim?

How did travelling at the speed of light become lighting farts? Honestly, you people! Sorry Ex70's, I disagree with the light burst from the headlight. Light travels at the speed of light which is a constant. You cannot simply push it to go faster. However, I did not know about the lead ball vs. a plastic filled with air ball. Belle, you had fun with a nerd? Kewl, my wife does too. ;)

Yes George, Pirate is correct. I did a google search and found out the answer and thusly took myself outta the running. But yes Pirate is correct.

I agree sir Raven's Claw 100%. and by the way Welcome to Grease Spot Cafe!!