Brother Speed

Thanks Oak, Mark and Dan.

and now...a song. Tune? Glory Halleluia? Mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the church. We've dissected all da Wierwille books for being m&a'd. We will chat and post at least until in graves our bods are laid. His truth is marching on. Glory, glory, halleluia. Glory, glory what's it to ya. Away from twi I've stayed and herr doktor's in the grave and he ain't my teacher no more.

alrighty then...in all honesty. I wanna beer and I wanna see something naked. --Jeff Foxworthy

I'll add Frankfurt, Germany. I had a few days there accidentally last March. I was returning from r&r leave and the leg of my journey from Atlanta, GA to Frankfurt, Germany ended in a crash. Well, not a crash and burn...ok, not a really real crash...ok, not even a crash, but the plane landed broken and couldn't take off for four whole days. The only thing that I didn't like in Germany was the currency exchange. But for an unintended vacation filled with sight-seeing by train, it's an event that I fully intend on repeating someday.

Fix her? Nawww. Teach her. Light her on fire and beat her out with a stick. Yeah, you teach her!

I have a sis-in-law who's step-mother turned lesbian after she was divorced. I hear she's back to heterosexualism again. Which is good for some red blooded american male 'cuz she's still quite fetching. I'll ask if she went for some help somewhere in the Seattle area if you want 2J.

ailments linked to lesbianism? I doubt it. But that depends entirely on what her ailments are of course.

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In Iraq, formerly Mesopotamia, with 5000 years of culture and religion. Their bible, the Quran, teaches Islam. Islam means peace in english. There are three major religious sects of Islam. Shia, Sunni, and Muslim. Their prophet, Mohammed. That being said to give some meaning behind what an Iraqi translator shared with me about his position on Jesus Christ. "Your Jesus. He was a man who did some good things, but he wasn't a massiah; he wasn't a prophet. You see, he was never crucified. The people back then found someone who looked alot like this Jesus of yours and they tortured him and crucified him and put him in a tomb all the while they had this Jesus of yours hidden somewhere else. Later, when no one was looking, they brought the real Jesus from out of hiding later and claimed he was crucified when he wasn't."

I'm sorry I feel that I am simply over-qualified for any position that you may have. Oops, that's from my resignation file. ;)-->

I don't have a problem with lesbians. After all I'm a lesbian in a man's body. If I were in an horrific accident that removed my manhood, I'd still be attracted to women. I thank God everyday that the heart, mind and personality that I fell in love with just so happened to belong to a woman.

This was emailed to me a while back. Maybe this will help. The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guy's side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view... Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It' Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you wa Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh The problem is never the problem. Hurt people hurt people. --Dixon Murrah

Should we tell a 6 year old about the birds and the bees? yes Should we tell a 6 year old about the nitty gritty behind the birds and the bees? no Why? are we lying to them? no, we are using the Right of Discretion. They simply do not need to know. Besides that information might be psychologically damaging to their young minds.

my child has the chicken pox and I can't find a sitter that's ever had them

ex70s your neighbor got mad because his house was re-roofed? i had to pay big bucks to have that done to my house.

my wife wants to get pregnant and she would really appreciate it if I were there

i'm sick and tired of being sick and tired

last night I was riding in my friend's car when we were rear-ended. i was rushed to the ER and kept awake for 8 hours while they ran a battery of tests to make sure that I had no life-threatening injuries before they would release me. i didn't get a wink of sleep since i left work yesterday and i don't think that I will be worth a .... today.

One) Love God with all thy heart, soul, mind, and strength. Two) Love thy neighbor as thy self. hrmmm. an analogy... One and Two are gardens. the gardener needs to water and tend to each garden equally for both to flourish. if the gardener tends to one over the other, one garden will flourish whilst the other withers. if the gardener neglects each, both wither.

...almost a form of idolotry. Naw, that isn't quite right. ...Epitome of idolatry. Yeppers, exactly right now, I think.

To the mother of Belle: Greetings and Salutations! Pull up a chair, enjoy the fresh coffee, and have a great day.

Well, once I was late 'cuz I ran outta gas. Another time my wife called in sick with the flu so I played hookey and called in 'sick' with similar symtoms and stayed home with her to help her recover. Aaahh love, ! I always wanted to use this one: I can't come to work today as I have a problem with my eyes; I just can't see coming into work today.

Mrs. Speed's Lemon Pepper chicken just can't be beat. Her rum balls will cure toothaches and headaches and warm the coldest toes. hrmmm, Uncle Sam can I go home now?

WOO HOO Post 100 Thanks George. Proof once again that one cannot accomplish anything good without upsetting someone else. Or Like my pappy says, Some people would complain if they got hung with a new rope.

I never went corpse. Gheesh, I was only in twi a couple of years. During my wow year I was told by my interim corpse wow sister that I should "mature in the word" some before attempting corpse. Well, long story short, that life ended before it could mature. And to think for the last nigh on 20 years ago that I thought that I was actually missing something worthwhile. Man! what a crock of b.s! p.s. b.s. does not mean brother speed.